Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnancy Was An ‘Accident’

January 24th, 2012 // 22 Comments
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“All too easy…”

While Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler‘s friends are telling everyone her pregnancy is just a good, old-fashioned accident because that’ll stop those baby trap rumors, Jay’s now trying to tell people he never broke up with Kristin in the first place because that’s something a man who’s not staring at a shitload of child support should his relationship go south just randomly feels the need to disclose. Via Twitter:

Thanks for all the tweets. We couldn’t be more excited. We don’t usually comment on our relationship but for the record I never broke up with Kristin. Its unfortunate some people are saying hurtful things during such a joyous moment in our life.

Well, I guess that clears that up. Now if someone could help me decipher this next tweet:

Say a man were to gnaw through a human leg for shits and giggles? What kind of sauce would you recommend? Or maybe just a dry rub?

Photos: Splash News

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  1. sc4play

    Awww, that;s what they all say!

  2. cc

    She was inadvertently ovulating.

  3. Star Droppings

    She looks like a wily Cameron Diaz… if only Cameron Diaz had also been smart enough to switch her birth control with tic tacs in her Justin Timberlake days, she could have stopped ruining theater with “What Happens in Vegas”.

  4. Deacon Jones

    Uh….yeah Cutler!

    Cause I’d be celebrating a “joyous” moment as well if I knocked up some attention whore that I called off a marriage with!

    I almost got sucked into the same shit, she was flushing her pill down the toilet. And I bet she did the same with your ass too, you asshole!

  5. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Is birth control really that hard a concept to understand? Oh, wait, these people are undereducated, over-exposed, over-indulged and figure their assistants take care of everything. If there’s another answer, I’ll be at the bar.

  6. I think it’s a good policy in general for women to avoid getting sperm in their lady parts if they don’t intend to have a baby.

  7. Char

    Seems like Kristin thought that they had broken up. Not to mention, she confirmed the breakup numerous times. Perhaps she and Jay need to get on the same page.

    **Kristin Cavallari Loved Jay Cutler ‘Just As Much’ While Broken Up

    By Reagan Alexander
    Thursday December 08, 2011 12:30 PM EST

    After calling off her engagement earlier this year, Kristin Cavallari is finally ready for her happily ever after with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler.

    “Sometimes, in order for things to get better, they have to end – even if it’s momentarily,” she tells PEOPLE at the opening of Rebecca Taylor Boutique in Los Angeles. “And that was the case with us.”

    As far as Cavallari, 24, is concerned, the love between her and Cutler was always there, and the reason for the split is something that she and Cutler, 28, who’s been sidelined this football season with a thumb injury, have worked through.

    “No one really knows what happened between the two of us, and we want to keep it that way,” she says. “We broke up, and we were still talking during that whole time.”

    Even while separated, the passion never left the relationship.

    “We didn’t break up because of love lost,” Cavallari tells PEOPLE. “We loved each other just as much as we always did when we weren’t together.”**

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20551989,00.html

    (Also Cutler actually unfollowed Kristin on Twitter while they were broken up.)

  8. tlmck

    I looked it up in the dictionary and I did not see accident listed as a synonym for stupid.

  9. whip

    let me guess.
    IT’S LIKE BEING INVALID?

  10. Da Cheese

    Kristin intercepted Cutler’s sperm and ran it back for child support.

  11. I totally understand how she could accidentally take his condom out of the trash can and squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste into her gaping uterus. Who hasn’t had that happen to them?

  12. Ace of Base

    Why is everybody being so cruel? Why can’t you understand that she she likes to have every hole fucked, and that sometimes when you do that you get pregnant in the actual fuckhole?

  13. Stephanie

    Has anyone actually watched the show? She’s such a b!tch. I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t an accident on her part. Couldn’t get an acting job after Dancing With The *cough cough* Stars so she puts herself back in the spotlight with a pregnancy (ie. Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, 75% of the other Hollywood women that get pregnant…)

  14. jack

    apparently the field isn’t the only place cutler lacks protection

  15. Horrified

    Cutler’s sperm: intercepted and returned for touchdown…. any given sunday…

  16. Jim Jones

    Aren’t they all accidents? The whole of human race could be summed up as one giant accident after another.

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