Jay Cutler Dumped Kristin Cavallari

July 25th, 2011 // 54 Comments

If you found yourself going, “Who the hell is Kristin Cavallari?” don’t feel bad because even her fiance, Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, found himself asking the exact same question. E! News reports:

A source close to the couple told E! News that while Cavallari’s excitement about their big day led her to buy a Monique Lhuillier wedding gown just two weeks ago, the Chicago Bears quarterback was no longer on the same page—and he pulled the plug on the affair yesterday.
“Jay got cold feet,” a source close to the couple told E! News. “Kristin is stunned.”
The source said the couple had been disagreeing over some issues recently, particularly how Cavallari would balance her career while living in Chicago with Cutler during the football season.

Maybe I’m something of a traditionalist, but I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to choose football over your wife after you marry her, not before so you can at least have sex one last time on your honeymoon. Also, that’s how you get her to angrily bring you a sandwich before telling you to fuck yourself and going shopping. Sure she just whipped it at your face and texted her old boyfriend on the way to Target, but the important thing is you didn’t have to get up off the couch. And I really hope everybody’s writing this all down because I normally charge for this kind of advice at my marriage seminars, every Tuesday at the Best Western. (Save your name tag for a free Shasta.)

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN


  1. Kornbob

    I’m pretty sure Jay Cutler dumped Kristin Cavallari when he found out she had no job or career

  2. Yoke

    No NFL quarterback should ever get married.

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    the look on his face in this pic says it all. no matter how hot you think you are ladies, some dude WILL eventually get sick of your shit.

  4. Frank Burns

    We can only hope that her emotional devastation leads to a breast augmentation, with a series of bikini pics to taunt her ex. Why can we hope this? Because we are all about hope here, that’s why!

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    she’s a catch, he’s a pussy

  6. Steelerchick

    What do you expect from Cutler? He’s a fucking QUITTER!!!

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    My Left Nut
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    Nice pins, though.

  8. Richard McBeef

    She got that dress from the Lady Deerhunter collection. Available exclusively at Cabelas.

  9. Shockandawe

    Don’t know who this bitch is, but loved the story. Constant fame whoring has it’s own brand of justice.

  10. I’ve always seen Cutler as being like..a total stoner buddy, so I dunno why..but this works out for the best.

  11. Mr Happy

    A crown jewel of colossal ignorance and an entirely overrated stiff. You decide which one’s which!

  12. kimmykimkim

    I don’t even know or care who these people are but that last paragraph was fucking gold! Baha! Shasta and Best Western! Fish, you’re a riot.

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    Expert on Everything
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    He’s got a tiny head and he looks like a dick hole. She’s better off (indeed , who ever the fuck she is).

  14. That Bastard Tony

    I found it funny that the female newscasters that have reported on this claim he got “cold feet” and consider him a coward while the male newscasters remained silent on the subject. Considering they didn’t know each other all that long, I’d say he got smart. Mental note ladies; never ask a man anything during sex, especially during male climax. Our line of thinking will always be screwed at that point.

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  16. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Jay Cutler Break Up
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    I heard he fell in love with Tom Brady. God she’s HOT!!

  17. tlmck

    And who woulda thought that Cutler was the smarter of the two.

  18. Rockem

    Didn’t know he was sober enough to make decisions.

  19. Always say cunt

    No tits *AND* she didn’t take it up the arse.


  20. The problem is a skinny chick like this looks great on your arm but just doesn’t have the equipment to be great sexually. Once you get a woman like this naked, the lack of curves becomes an issue. Banging against hip bones isn’t any fun. She also doesn’t have enough ass to make her starfish an attractive target. As a pro QB, regardless of how horrible, Cutler has surely had women with curves and wouldn’t settle for a life of blowjobs or lousy intercourse.

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