Kristin Cavallari is Leathery and Other News

June 25th, 2010 // 51 Comments

- Mel Gibson’s ex filed a restraining order first. [Popeater]

- Jaden Smith is 11, people. E. Lev. En. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tila Tequila’s daily areola showing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mickey Rourke’s hair was fucking epic. I don’t care what anyone else says. [Dlisted]

- Ashley Greene in a tank top. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Who wants to see Avril Lavigne’s bra? [Popoholic]

- Kelly Brook’s underwear matches her dress. Marry me? [IDLYITW]

- Robert Pattinson is Morrissey now. [The Fab Life]

- Olivia Munn thinks she wasn’t hired for The Daily Show because she’s a woman. [Just Jared]

- Eminem doing the Top 10 on Letterman? Yeesh. [StarPulse]

- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have an open marriage. If open means, “you stay in that basement while I bang dudes.” [Celebslam]

- True Story: I already forgot January Jones existed. [PopSugar]

- Glenn Beck thinks race relations were awesome before that whole Civil War thing. [Bossip]

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  1. thebitchisback

    FIRST!!!!!

  2. me
    Commented on this photo:

    First!

  3. Suds
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Glenn Beck and could care less what some left wing trash site has to say about him.

  4. Cardinal Fang

    No upskirts? Oh she’s over 18.

  5. The Man

    She is really hot! I would give her a chance on my pole!

  6. Taz

    Now that’s a sexy woman.

  7. err? Say what??!

    She looks very old.

  8. anonym

    leathery……. and leather face

    • FattyFatty2x4

      I Concur wholeheartedly.
      Booze, Ciggy Butts, and Sun, the downfall of every Cali girl. Along with the weiner, of course.
      Thank god they have the best Doc’s out there.

  9. bar room hero

    I don’t know who this slag is, but I would definitely shag.

    slag.

  10. Z-A
    Commented on this photo:

    First? Damn she looks good.

  11. Gen

    For some reason she gives off the distinct impression of having no soul. Her eyes always look empty when she smiles. It’s kind of sad.

    • FattyFatty2x4

      For crying outloud Gen,
      There’s no room for compassion on “Superficial.”
      Rip her a new Azz, unless you want to F her.
      You of all people shud know the rules by now.
      You must be a liberal from mASSachusettes.

      • Cock Dr

        For crying outloud Fatty,
        It’s a lovely summer Friday night. Can’t we have room for the compassionate feminine voice here?
        Her eyes ARE completely empty.

      • FattyFatty2x4

        Mr. Cock Dr I love it when you call me Fatty.
        Where did you earn your degree?
        I have a PHD too.
        Pimp and Ho Degree.
        You are right of course, there is plenty of room here for compassion and softness, however, if you’re a long time listener-first time caller, you’d know Gen is NOT soft. She’s rock hard, specially her Rump.
        Back that thang up Gen.

      • Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lollipop

        Choke on a Fatty, Fatty!

      • Cock Dr

        Fatty that’s Ms. Cock Dr to you sir.
        I see Ms Curry has an extra pair of glooves handy. Turn around & I’ll perform the standard exam before we start the consultation. Just relax & grasp your ankles.
        It’s ok, I AM a Dr.

      • FattyFatty2x4

        Oh my Lord, I am so HARD right now.

      • FattyFatty2x4

        My deepest penetrations, er, I mean, apologies. I was presumptious in my way of thinking.
        So you get to see all the Dink you want for free? What is that like??
        Does your expertise extend to the Balls? My left one has a mole and hangs much lower. What’s that all about?
        Oh, since I have an actual Dr. in my midst, do these shorts make me look thin?

      • FattyFatty2x4

        After your “glooves” comment, I went back and read your post on that thread.
        It sounds to me like you chose the right profession for yourself. I’m checking into that bedazzling stuff as I type.

      • Gen

        you know it bitch. hey i’m drunk and i’m sick of living with my parents. when the fuck do i get to go to college. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

      • FattyFatty2x4

        Just 6 more years Gen, hang in there.
        Listen to you, “sick of living with your parents.”
        You’re like the only kid left in America who’s parent’s live together.
        If it’s so bad, I have a dark, damp basement you can come wallow in.
        Wow, this compassion thing feels sorta good.

    • Cock Dr

      Fatty,
      Have you been bent over all this time waiting for me? Silly Fatty. LOL
      See a dermatologist to get that mole looked at.
      Completely normal for one to hang lower. Unless it’s interfering with normal daily activities….and that one’s YOUR call.
      For whatever else might ail ya, take 2 hits of high grade medical mary jane & call me in the morning.

      • FattyFatty2x4

        Dr. who works on Cocks,
        Can I still reach you at 555-6969?
        Thanx for the responses, advice, and most importantly boner’s.
        You’re my Touchstone.

      • FattyFatty2x4

        FISH, you following this convo?
        So you’re chafed as much as I am?
        I have to stop buying generic lotion.
        What’s that dermatologist’s number again, I have it somewhere……

    • Cock Dr

      We’re having too much fun now….someone will probably steal my handle.
      LOL w U later Fatty.

      • FattyFatty2x4

        AHA!
        So it’s just your handle now?
        Here I thought I was chatting up a female doctor.
        The dream is over. I guess I can go back to self examination’s and enima’s.
        Go Team Edward.
        p.s.
        I actually can fit thru a kitchen door, so my handle is a lie too.
        p.s.s.
        This tube sock can stand on it’s own now.

    • Cock Dr

      It’s not just my handle.
      If someone can catch & bring me Mel Gibson I am fully qualified to perform the vasectomy. I would whistle a happy tune while I sutured him up.
      Let’s go outside & run under the sprinklers! Enough of this internet tomfoolery!

      • FattyFatty2x4

        THE DREAM LIVES!!!
        No sprinkler’s tonite, just got back from golfing 36.
        I’m bushed, that reminds me, that needs a trim too.
        You could do all kinds of stuff on me.
        I could be your lab rat. A boy can dream, can’t he?
        We shouldn’t have to share this titillating conversation with all these strangers, altho, I think Deacon busted his nut 4 or 5 times by now.
        I’ll get in touch with Danica and she can sell me a domain name for 69 cents.
        See you there. Smooches.

      • FattyFatty2x4

        Ok, just got off the phone with Danica. She says we could have:
        “drcocklovesherselfafatty.com” or “fattyloveshimselfacock.com”.
        I’m partial to the former.
        I wonder what celebrity’s upskirt/nip slip we’re gonna get to enjoy tomorrow?
        I’m so easy to please.

    • Cock Dr

      You so silly. I’m a very busy married lady, old enough to be your mama, & homely as a goat. Wouldn’t it be so very selfish of you to steal my time & your own too?

    • Cock Dr

      Tell a guy to bend over with a firm assertive keystroke & they get such a crush.

      Gonna ask me to sneak off to some dark secret corner of the internet? Do you think that even though I’m new to posting here that I just fell off the WWW turnip truck like some bop?
      You would get me alone & probably make me talk about the ramifications of health care reform. And I would just feel so used & dirty & violated.
      Now I got work to do Fatty! For real!

      • FattyFatty2x4

        Huh?
        I’m the scaredy cat here.
        Me just playin with you, no reason to be scared or scarred.
        Have to admit that was a fun thread tho.
        Toodles

  12. Pablo from Mexico
    Commented on this photo:

    She bangin

  13. captain america

    she likes ROUGH SEX.
    WITH TRUCKS & TRACKTORS AND ALL!!

  14. me first
    Commented on this photo:

    do yous’ idiots really get a hard-on over being first?it’s 2 a.m. and i’m third,for christs’ sake.i’d rather comment on her legs,her legs, kristins’ legs,did i mention her fuckin’ legs.please wrap ‘em round my ears

  15. sos
    Commented on this photo:

    The dresses she’s been wearing lately aren’t too cute :-( like recently she was in this weird metal looking one and it was so lifeless looking on her body. I don’t think this one is very flattering either.

  16. haha
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks great but the pink shoes kinda clash

  17. Darth

    I guess everything what’s dark is her dress?

  18. cocolover

    hi

  19. liz
    Commented on this photo:

    omg I think she looks hot. no matter what she wears she looks good b/c her face is beautiful.

  20. ohnoes

    Why is she famous for?

  21. Shawn
    Commented on this photo:

    Sexy leather dress. But the stripper platforms would look much better wrapped around my neck.

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