Kristin Cavallari is a Wonderful Daughter

September 9th, 2010 // 35 Comments

Apparently one of the drawbacks to having a reality star for a daughter is that they sometimes drunkenly demand you drive them to Subway at two in the morning when you’re both plastered out of your face. Or maybe Kristin Cavallari‘s just special, and her mom’s one of those moms who lets their kids act like howler monkeys in the supermarket. Who knows? I’m just here to draw wild conclusions. TMZ reports:

Police in Barrington, Illinois confirm Kristin’s mom — Judith Spies — was pulled over at a DUI checkpoint at 2:15 AM late last month. Law enforcement sources tell us Kristin was riding shotgun at the time, and apparently she was a pretty hungry passenger.
We’re told Kristin insisted on fleeing to a nearby Subway and yelled at cops to get her water while Mom went through field sobriety testing with officers. As one source put it, “Subway might be open in ‘The Hills’ but not here in Barrington at 2 AM.”

To Kristin’s credit, TMZ says she didn’t pull a “Do you know who I am?” move which, of course, completely makes up for getting her mom arrested for DUI. Okay, sure, some might argue Kristin’s mom is just as much, if not entirely to blame, but what kind of mother lets her child go hungry? Seriously, there is no worse hunger than stumbling out of a bar with a stomach full of delicious booze. (Zip it, Ethiopia.) I’d eat a hobo’s shoe if he told me it was made out of nacho cheese.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. I don’t know who this is, but I do know the photographer does NOT know the proper way to take photos of Daisy Duke shorts. It’s from the back at a low angle you asshat.

  2. josh

    Who is this chick ?

  3. Machmed Medula aka sleepercell

    Howler monkeys? why must you bring my muslim brothers and their slave women into post?

  4. Rough, model of tact

    Shes OK! but can she party and unhinged like Paris?

  5. Kristin Cavallari
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    if she gets her tits inflated, she’ll be perfect.

  6. Marcus

    Is her mom a milf ??

  7. Laura gongenbongen

    I have no idea who she is, but i’d lick the crotch of her shorts all night long.

  8. Laura gongenbongen

    This bitch is a skanky cunt. Who cares what she does?

  9. Female

    My BF kind of looks like this.

  10. meat

    Drunk whore, skanky cunt, or what have you – Bitch got a nice turd cutter. I’d put a nice map of Hawaii on her ass.

    • Female

      I have no clue whether or not you are correct I cannot see her butt here…I will just have to take your word for it I guess.

  11. ugh here’s another one i wish i could gong the fuck outta here. too bad tv ain’t moderated with one of those shepherd hooks.. chick does zippy for me, sorry

  12. Ray Sist.

    I love seafood. I love Cavalarri.

  13. I came

    Love the way her little shorts have gotten pulled up into her tight young cunt.

  14. The Man

    I would pump her cunt hard and leave her dripping with a cream pie.

  15. Kristin Cavallari
    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    well hello girl next door :) yes I do have a cup of sugar, come on in :)

  16. captain america

    but a very, VERY dishonest one……………

  17. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Wow she’s pretty! Love American girls.

  18. Kristin Cavallari
    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummy

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  20. Kristin Cavallari
    kari
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone know what shoes she is wearing??

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