Kristin Cavallari’s Breasts Wrote A Book Or Something
Kristin Cavallari is an anti-vaxxer, and anti-vaxxers are dumb, dangerous idiots who should be shot out of a cannon. But that doesn’t mean we can’t stare at her big, awesome breasts sparkling in the winter’s sun, yearning to be loosed.
Holy fuck, did you see that shit? That was goddamn Shakespeare. Mom!