Apparently when you’re a D-list reality star who gets epically dumped by an NFL quarterback days before your wedding, you have the option of trying to bang your childhood crushes, so here’s a sloppy drunk Kristin Cavallari leaving Troubadour with Boy Meets World star Ben Savage over the weekend. Sure, Cory’s alright, but I’ve always been more of an Eric man myself. Also, Will Freidle voiced Batman on Batman Beyond (And now Lion-o on the new Thundercats.) so if he pretends to be Jon Hamm, I think we can work something out. I ONLY COME HERE FOR THE TITS! (Did I do that right?)
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FUCKING FIRST MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:11 too, make a wish!
I did but if I tell you it wont come true :)
Oh, man. Topanga is going to kill him when she finds out.
I think he’s been lying to Topanga – just look at that PINOCCHIO nose!! Jesus that thing is long.
good for ben savage. she looks scorned, embarrassed, and drunk enough to do naughty slutty shit just for spite.
At some point during the night, I guarantee she drunkenly leaned over and slurred, “I loved The Wonder Yearssh shooo much!”
yeah, wrong savage brother
Yeah, kara, that was the joke.
So, you wanna see my “Mr. Feeny”?
ugh can’t anyone tell when their 15 mins are up? fuck OFF
grudge fuck!
They’ve obviously been smoking with Topanga……
hahahhaha
perfect.
I guess this means I can finally cross Ben Savage off my ‘I Think They’re Dead’ list.
You thought he was dead?! He’s not Bob Dylan; he was on TV like, twenty years ago at the earliest.
Wait, I understand how that could be confusing. My reference to Bob Dylan was referring to how fucking old he is and how little shit he does.
If you ain’t acting you’re probably dead.
A classic case of the Dillon Syndrome. What ever happened to Ben Savage?
Ben Savage?
What an idiot.
No A list dude will touch her now, she is fucked.
Oh please! any A list would be happy to touch her. That girl is hotter than every A-list actress out there.
Good for Ben. He hasn’t had much happening in his life lately. This may have been the pivotal moment in his life that brought him back from suicide.
“Hur hur hur, ah durr durr durr ::snort::…Heeheeheeheehee!”
She’s gonna fuck Hollywood silly !There’s gonna be a long line of lucky guys!
Nose job.
The Savage boys are notorious pussy hounds. Who could forget The Wonder Years, episode 87, when Kevin said to Winnie, “I could split you in half with the telephone pole in my pants.”
desperate to hang out with another famous person to show cutler she’s doing better. its a little soon, kristin, be normal and be sad a bit.
fish really…get a fucking editor. “AN eric” not “A eric”.
the wonder years was a better show anyway.
Whatever dude, let the kid bang some blonde pussy. He probably spends the rest of his time pissed off that he hasn’t been in shit since Boy Meets world, but his doppelganger Shia LaBeouf has a big career.
Mr. Feeny is going to be very disappointed in you, Mr. Matthews.
CORYYY? what have you got yourself into this time!
Ben Savage is GAY. Like, not as an insult. Actually likes guys.
Kristen is a dog, her friend is cute though.
Kristen is freaking hot!
her friend just got lucky in that pic, in order to appreciate Kristin’s beauty and charisma you have to watch her in action.