Kristin Cavallari Won’t Vaccinate Her Kids

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2014

While appearing on FOX News The Independent yesterday, Kristin Cavallari revealed that she won’t vaccinate her kids which prompted Kennedy to point out how fucking retarded that is and that the study linking vaccines to autism has been thoroughly debunked. But Kristin’s read books so that makes her smarter than a doctor. Via Deadspin:

You know what, I’ve ready too many books about autism. There is a pediatric group called Homestead—Homestead or Homefront, now I have pregnancy brain I got them confused—they’ve never vaccinated any of their children, and they haven’t had one case of autism. And now one in 88 boys is autistic. That’s a really scary statistic. The vaccinations have changed over the years, there’s more mercury and other…

NO, BITCH, THERE ISN’T. This is probably my biggest problem with the anti-vaccination crowd outside of annoying shit like bringing measles back and killing kids. Nine times out of 10 if these people get sick, who do they go to? A doctor. When they’re pregnant, who do they see? A doctor. Their kids need their tonsils out? A doctor. And, yet, somehow they’ve read enough Internet to know better than a trained physician with a medial degree about how rigorously tested vaccines will affect their child. You’re basically calling your doctor an idiot, yet expecting him/her to be on standby the second little Timmy gets rubella. If it’ll make you idiots feel batter, I got a TDaP and flut shot just last month and I didn’t get autism. I’m susceptible to government mind control and will probably shoot up a school to further Obama’s anti-gun agenda, but not a lick of autism.

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