Kristen Stewart probably shouldn’t do interviews

November 5th, 2009 // 94 Comments

While doing press for New Moon this week, Kristen Stewart played the always ridiculous “It’s so hard being a rich actress in a successful franchise” card in a roundtable with Entertainment Weekly:

Asked about the endless rumors of her supposed off-screen romance with Pattinson, for instance, Stewart got nicely fired up. “I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it,” she said. “But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f–ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”
Pattinson himself, who clearly loathes confrontation, tried to softly interject with philosophical statements about the need for an actor to hold onto his individuality. But Stewart cut him off. “I’ve thought about this a lot,” she said. “There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something,” she said. “If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F– off!’

You know what’s always smart? Letting the main actress in your cash cow franchise call your target audience “the fiending.” Then again, I’m pretty sure they read this article and all they saw was “Blah blah blah ‘Robert Pattinson will dry hump me if I buy a Twilight backpack’ blah blah blah ‘Kristen Stewart is a lesbian and no longer a threat to me’ blah blah blah ‘I wish I didn’t read Breaking Dawn 400 times because now I no longer understand the English language’ blah blah blah blah.”

To prove my point, watch as I instantly quadruple the site’s traffic: I totally just heard Edward Cullen will hold your hand in gym class if you click every single picture on The Superficial – twice. OMG!

(Why didn’t I do this sooner?)

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  1. suzie

    AMEN!!

    Between Kristen’s wanna-be bad@ss attitude that’s in reality ungrateful & immature and the Twihard shippers it’s an embarassment to admit to being a Twilight fan.

  2. Tony Curtiss

    wow. She’s totally getting fat and pale.

  3. ada

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  4. Stacey

    @Slice – You have a point about not complaining to clients (in her case, fans). However, the only people I think are jealous are the ones who insult what she says by juxtaposing it with her looks. That has no basis and is completely ad hominem.

    And when she said “fiending,” I defend that because I don’t take it as her talking about fans. I interpreted it as the paparazzi or the hundreds of magazines that print lies about her every day or the actually crazy people who call themselves fans who think they’re going to someday be RPattz’s bride if they could only get rid of Kristen Stewart somehow.

  5. Stacey

    @Napoleon – cool beans! :p

  6. chris is pathetic

    Chris, quit arguing with everyone who says what they think about KS. Just go play with yourself while watching Panic Room or go back to the IMDb board where you belong. You’re fvcking pathetic.

  7. Yes

    #50 I think you’re completely right. #54, a person can think KS is full of shit and incoherent and also think she’s unattractive. Since when did you become the one who decides what we can or can not think and what our motives are for those thoughts? You have your own agenda. That’s obvious.

    And her remark about “the fiending” was insulting to me, a fan of Twilight. She uses this broad brush to paint us all as freaks. It’s the same as her comment that time on that morning show when she was asked about how the fans are and she said, “They’re nice. (pause) To your face.”

    That’s an insult.

  8. Honestly, the most unflattering picture ever.
    If she doesn’t want the attention she should go do shakespeare on some random stage.
    If you don’t wanna be famous give all your money to the poor. I’m sure they could use it.

  9. Hey i just love Kristen in that jeans and sleeve less T-shirt. She is looking so marvellous in that outfit. I just love her smile. So innocent . Thanks for sharing this.

  10. SSS

    It’s about time you stand for your self Kristen. Don’t mind all the losers here who are jealous of you. They are bullies. They have too much time in their hands..nothing better to do but criticize you, because they can’t stand what you have and it makes their lives miserable.

  11. SSS

    It’s about time you stand for your self Kristen. Don’t mind all the losers here who are jealous of you. They are bullies. They have too much time in their hands..nothing better to do but criticize you, because they can’t stand what you have and it makes their lives miserable.

  12. Chole

    ..She has a muffin top? She’s fat? Wow, some people are so blind with jealousy its pitiful.

  13. dee

    Soooooo young
    SOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY

  14. upyours

    THE JEALOUS REMARKS ON THIS SITE ARE RIDICULOUS..GROW UP, GET A LIFE AND QUIT BEING HATERS…YOUR JEALOUSY I QUITE OBVIOUS!

  15. YikesStripes

    wah wah wah. i have news for you people: just because your mommies tell you that anyone who doesn’t agree with you is jealous, does not make it true. celebrities make their livelihoods off of OUR money. it’s impossible to turn on the tv, walk through the grocery store, turn on the radio, etc without seeing a celebrity hawking a crappy product or giving their two cents about something. if this girl is allowed to express her opinion in an extremely public forum, then it’s absolutely our right to respond with our opinions. yes, i agree that some people get carried away with the petty comments, i agree that we don’t know everything she’s going through, but why should we be constantly bombarded with twilight ads, volvo ads, articles (obviously alot of which aren’t her doing, but many that are), and have to silently accept whatever she has to say?

  16. Best post in a long time. “”Blah blah blah ‘Robert Pattinson will dry hump me if I buy a Twilight backpack’ blah blah blah ‘Kristen Stewart is a lesbian and no longer a threat to me’ blah blah blah ‘I wish I didn’t read Breaking Dawn 400 times because now I no longer understand the English language’ blah blah blah blah.”

    Hilarious. The selective hearing of teenyboppers everywhere thank youf or this post.

  17. aprilstp

    LMAO!! You’re the best Fish!!

  18. ac

    dude’s neanderthal forehead looks like it has been pushed down into his mouth.

  19. loser

    B*tches hate her, women her her. Lol and no one is going to see her crappy movie the runaways so she better start being nice, or the “fiending” us women are going to kick her butt.

    And where does she shop? Joan Jetts hasbeen closet in 1970′s or is the thrift store? hate her so much diaf we all hate your guts and your fugly.

  20. who cares just like this post

    I’m tired of her attitude it wreaks of spoiled immaturity.

  21. heather

    She is always weird when it comes to talking to the media. She just acts weird and always like puts her hand on her forehead like she’s playing with her hair or something. Awkward!!

  22. Stacey

    Blah blah blah. I’m so pooped, I can’t find the energy or interest to go back and read what someone yelled at me for so I can respond. So whatevs. Kristen Stewart seems to be completely awesome and badass. Maybe if you all would let up a little, she’d return the favor. End of story. And good night!

  23. who cares just like this post

    Fuck that shit she still sucks shes annoying even to look at no ones giving her a hard time shes giving us a hard time with her lameness anyone can take her part in those damn vampire movies. So she can suck a big cock with her lesbian ass.

  24. Intn

    She really has bEAUtiful eyes, as in the last picture. She has nice features

  25. Naopleon

    Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D

    Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D

  26. Naopleon

    Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D

    Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D

  27. Naopleon

    Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D

    Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D

  28. Naopleon

    Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D

    Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D

  29. Naopleon

    Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D

    Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D

  30. jenna

    Ha!! kristen stewart should be glad people actually give a shit who she’s dating. The Twilight movie was so stupid, and no one in those movies can act for shit so she should be happy she’s getting all the publicity she’s getting. Some actors/actresses actually have to do a GOOD job in a GOOD movie to get as much publicity. She should be thanking all the preteens and elementary school kids for being so obsessed w/ her terrible acting skills.

  31. jenna

    And wtf is up w/ her retarded outfit??? Hey im gonna pull some jeans out of my dads closet and pop some suspenders on there!! Oh and since I wish everyone was scared of me, im gonna wear this $400 designer tee w/ a revolver on it and maybe they really will be??? Hint Hint Kristen Stewart: Dont wear a tight white baby tee w/ suspenders if you dont want your muffin top to stand out. Oh and if you’re just so confident in yourself that you dont mind if your belly fat shows, then you just have bad fashion sense!! Next time get some jeans that fit, dont do the emo ‘roll em up on the bottom so they look extra stupid’, wear some heels and not some shitty looking dorothy shoes and then try the gun baby tee not tucked in and maybe a different color so your jelly roll doesnt fall out.

  32. jenna

    don’t beat yourself up about it though kristen, you’re not the only one who did a shitty job in Twilight… it was the whole cast…

  33. Ashley

    Kristen Stewart= horrible acting, horrible looks, horrible attitude. She is such an ungrateful brat! The fans are the ones who got her to where she is today, and look how she talks about us! That girl is so immature. Honestly. her attitude astounds me. Someone really needs to cut her down to size and make her realize that she is being unfair, ungrateful and unappreciative of her fans. She should be replaced with a more respectable actress who knows how to appreciate her fans and knows how to treat them. Kristen Stewart obviously doesn’t know how to do any of that, so why should anyone support her? She ruined Twilight and Bella completely for me.

  34. “I totally just heard Edward Cullen will hold your hand in gym class if you click every single picture on The Superficial – twice. OMG!”

    No fair… I tried this and it didn’t work. Or did I miss one? I’ll try again.

  35. KStew hates her fans

    #10 Holly said: “I think she might be sportin’ a wanker.”

    She is. His name is Rob Pattinson.

  36. James

    Wow, so much hate. Give her a break! Why the hell should she have to tell you who she is dating. And who the fuck cares what she looks like? She’s a breautiful girl. Her face is perfect. Leave the girl alone.

  37. Stewart is looking gorgeous and talented star in the Hollywood and it’s has good acting capability..

  38. This is awesome, please keep writting.

  39. ..OK, and what would you say in interviews if you were her?

  40. This is awesome, please keep writting.

  41. What’s going to be really awesome is when they make a Blake Lively action figure. And not because its tiny hands will be too small to use pepper spray

  42. What’s going to be really awesome is when they make a Blake Lively action figure. And not because its tiny hands will be too small to use pepper spray

  43. This is awesome, please keep writting.

  44. This is awesome, please keep writting.

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