Kristen Stewart probably shouldn’t do interviews

November 5th, 2009 // 94 Comments

While doing press for New Moon this week, Kristen Stewart played the always ridiculous “It’s so hard being a rich actress in a successful franchise” card in a roundtable with Entertainment Weekly:

Asked about the endless rumors of her supposed off-screen romance with Pattinson, for instance, Stewart got nicely fired up. “I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it,” she said. “But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f–ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”
Pattinson himself, who clearly loathes confrontation, tried to softly interject with philosophical statements about the need for an actor to hold onto his individuality. But Stewart cut him off. “I’ve thought about this a lot,” she said. “There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something,” she said. “If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F– off!’

You know what’s always smart? Letting the main actress in your cash cow franchise call your target audience “the fiending.” Then again, I’m pretty sure they read this article and all they saw was “Blah blah blah ‘Robert Pattinson will dry hump me if I buy a Twilight backpack’ blah blah blah ‘Kristen Stewart is a lesbian and no longer a threat to me’ blah blah blah ‘I wish I didn’t read Breaking Dawn 400 times because now I no longer understand the English language’ blah blah blah blah.”

To prove my point, watch as I instantly quadruple the site’s traffic: I totally just heard Edward Cullen will hold your hand in gym class if you click every single picture on The Superficial – twice. OMG!

(Why didn’t I do this sooner?)

Photos: Splash News

  1. Valerie

    Damn this is boring

  2. Fat! She’s rocking some muffin top. And she be reel dumm.

  3. sophie

    she is such a twat. get over yourself stewart!

  4. omg

    ew those shoes…

  5. wtf


  6. wtf


  7. wtf


  8. beep beep

    I agree with #2. That pale, doughy-armed broad is rocking a muffin top AND a flat chest. Plus, the guy standing next to her looks like a caveman.

  9. AtomicCoffee

    I’ll tell anybody who I’m dating – it doesn’t bother me a bit.

    I’m dating Ugly Betty.

    No, not that Amerigo Vespucci chick from the TV. Betty Linski. She works at Chili’s. She’s hideous, but she pays my utility bills for me and gives me free Kickin’ Jack Nachos.

  10. OMG she looks like something on the bottom of a meth addict’s shoe. It’s called A SHOWER, Kristen, and A STYLIST. You desperately need BOTH. ASAP

    She IS supposed to be a female, right? *studying photos* Nope. I think she might be sportin’ a wanker.

  11. TUBBO

    Big talk from an average looking bitch with a bad body.

  12. Cris

    She is just trying NOT to be a plastic product (so mouch…).

    Give her a break, please… and also, she is JUST 19!!!

  13. Tess

    WHO IS THIS PASTEY, PUKEY LITTLE FREAK ANYWAY? Big deal , she got lucky and landed a roll in a movie. Now she is famous a just being a little bitch. She’s so angry over her speculated romance. WHO GIVES A SHIT? I would purposley NOT watch a movie just because she was in it. All these little drama queens need to get over themselves. Her career will be in the toilet before she knows it anyway.

  14. Cris

    …OK, and what would you say in interviews if you were her?

  15. Tess

    WHO IS THIS PASTEY, PUKEY LITTLE FREAK ANYWAY? Big deal , she got lucky and landed a roll in a movie. Now she is famous a just being a little bitch. She’s so angry over her speculated romance. WHO GIVES A SHIT? I would purposley NOT watch a movie just because she was in it. All these little drama queens need to get over themselves. Her career will be in the toilet before she knows it anyway.

  16. Amber

    It irks me when actor cry about attention. They need attention if they don’t have it their product doesn’t sell. The mass audience will eventually ditch her and she will be panhandling for fame again. I can’t wait to see her on the 76th installment of ‘Dancing with the Stars’.

  17. Friend Request

    Need your oppionion on this.

  18. Cris

    …what is more enoying?… what she is saying here or “oh, this is so just perfect, I am so lucky and thankful, I love the fans so, SOOOO MOUCH, doesn’t matter if they try to kill and ask about the colour of my shit… ALL THIS FAME IS SO AWESOME and I must endure all the crazy without complaining because I CHOOSE to be and actor and this life is so mouch better than yours”…

  19. lats

    u wonder why in the 1st place R and K are asked about their relationship BECOZ MOST OF THE TWIHARD WIERDOS GIVE A FUCK U DAMN TWITS.Dont u think they get tired of being asked the same ridiculous question
    Since most people seem to know-it-all how would u handle the situation if u were in kstew shoes

  20. Heather

    Honestly, the most unflattering picture ever.
    If she doesn’t want the attention she should go do shakespeare on some random stage.
    If you don’t wanna be famous give all your money to the poor. I’m sure they could use it.

  21. I think they are such a sexy couple together. Can’t wait for there new movie to be released.
    Check out my link guys. Its super hot!!

  22. Hint #1: don’t alienate fans you don’t have and stop your fricking whining about how it sucks to be rich and famous. Nobody cares.

  23. Kiera

    @15, she could say something like “I’m glad the fans like the movie, but I want to keep my personal life private.” It’s easy being honest and NOT a bitch. I know being in the spotlight isn’t easy, but if it bugs her this much, she can quit being an actress anytime and stick to behind the scenes work.

  24. arealcad

    That was a totally incoherent statement pretending to be coherent.
    Crapola like that usually comes out of the mouth of an alcoholic.

  25. Liquid


  26. WTF is New Moon, is it that the earth its gonna explode n we all have to live there in the fugly moon? jesus take me now…

    BTW: shes face cute… thats all

  27. j

    Sounds like a juvenile attempt to appear intelligent and hip. Console yourselves with the thought that in the near future, when you stop by McDonalds for a quick burger, Kristen Stewart will be asking you “want fries with that?”.

  28. Anon

    HAHA! Oh jesus. I’m in love with The Fish today.

  29. Rancid

    This girl is really getting bent out of shape over nothing. In a couple years people will stop bothering her because they aren’t going to know who she is.

  30. Sport

    she’s a nobody.

  31. AteIsEnough

    Kida’ skizzy looking to me. Ewww. On top of that, she’s also seemingly a little ‘tarded.

  32. ha

    Looks like she just got done sweeping some chimneys.

  33. Haha this website was made for jealous rants… just accept the fact that she’s made it, she can face a camera, and you’re all stuck with your lives. Haaah.

  34. Irene Barcelo

    this girl obviously is immature and does not realize the effect her words take and offend others.

  35. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Is she really going to be famous beyond this series? I don’t think her acting will garner her much fame unless it is in tween or other series.

  36. K

    She’s a great actress, who’s not afraid to speak her mind. She can have my 10.75 any day.

  37. twzzlrgirl

    When they picked K. Stewart to be in these movies, I almost died. I don’t think she can act, but more annoyingly….she doesn’t move her frickin’ mouth when she talks. She looks like a puppet of some kind. It makes me crazy…on top of that, she is most definitely not attractive. But then, I don’t think Rob Pattinson is anything to write home about either.

    IMHO, they ruined what was a fairly decent book with a smarmy script and silly acting. Get over yourself, Kristin.

  38. Stacey

    I love how a lot of you diss her then circle your comment back around to her looks. What do looks have to do with ANYTHING she’s talking about? GOD you people are so ridiculous. And jealous.

    And it’s a lot easier to criticize someone–even someone famous whose life you think must be so swell–when you haven’t walked a foot in their sparkly Christian Louboutin shoes.

    Are any of you successful people? Furthermore, are any of you successful people who NEVER complain about the job that has brought you so much success? No, never! That would make you a hypocrite! Get an effing GRIP, people! You can be rich and successful and still not be content!

  39. Christina

    Fat? Are you taking the piss? Shes very skinny.
    Either the people calling her fat are fat themselves and are trying to feel better, or the opposite; they are the kind of people that have derranged themselves into believeing being malnourished is attractive. Either way, shut the hell up.

  40. Napoleon

    Stacey, i 100% agree with you!!

  41. Mai-Tai

    This chick got lucky. Her acting is less than average and she isn’t any kind of hot. So, she should shut her mouth and ride out the rest of what’s left of her fame.

  42. Tanzarian

    Stuff a sock in that yapper then stuff a cock in that snapper.

  43. cherry

    I call dyke

  44. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Another idiotic spoiled self absorbed loser actress. The country is filled with them. She is nothing interesting, different or special.

  45. Great White Pygmy

    I remember way back when, when it took me 45 minutes watching “Panic Room” to realize she was a female!


  47. She is so ungrateful!~!!! RECAST!!!!

  48. Danklin

    I agree with 24. That was just rambling and it didnt make one bit of sense. I hate people that think they’re so intelligent they can just give soundbites and expect people to know wtf they’re talking about. Kristen Stewart isnt that special and really isnt that beautiful. I’m sick and tired of all this Twilght bullshit already.

  49. Danklin

    Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something,” she said.


  50. Slice

    @ Stacey. I completely disagree! Yes, I complain about my job, but if I have to vent about it, I go to my boyfriend or a friend. I don’t tell my boss or my clients how much I dislike it. I don’t bite the hand that feeds me. She literally refers to her fans as “the fiending”. How can you even defend that? The last time I checked, the only reason she’s able to live the cushy life she does is because of her fans. It’s ridiculous for you to suggest that anyone with something negative to say about her is just jealous when she’s living the high life on her fans’ dime and then publicly shitting on them.

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