Kristen Stewart exhibits a personality and other news

March 12th, 2010 // 84 Comments

- Sharon Stone is still a hot bitch? [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica Simpson could secretly be the smartest woman ali- BAHAHAHA!. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan must be mine. NOW. [Dlisted]

- Adrianne Curry is the Twitter princess to Coco’s Twitter queen. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jessica Biel has nothing to worry about it. On this front. [Celebslam]

- Heidi Montag’s psychic manager landed her a movie role. WTF? [Huffington Post]

- Chris Brown is literally begging people to play his songs. Won’t someone show sympathy on a poor woman beater? [TheFABlife]

- Nicole Eggert probably should’ve started a little sooner. [StarPulse]

- Sarah Hyland has to make Julie Bowen cry at night. [HollywoodTuna]

- Katherine Heigl prepares for irrelevancy. [Just Jared]

- Lady GaGa’s songs apparently require David Lynch films to portray how fucked up they are. [The Blemish]

- Howard Stern realized he can feed off Gabourey Sidibe for a long time. [Bossip]

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  1. hoe-hum

    I would like to quote a fish reader who said this about Hayden, but it applies here too. “I would let her shit in my eyes.”

  2. Enchantee

    I really don’t mind the girl, and she has a great face, but those legs… what is with those calves??

  3. Randal

    This very cute pink outfit compliments the flirty and upbeat nature that Kristen spreads to all around her. Like the bite of a vampire, she sinks her playful smile into cameras everywhere yet still shows the snarl of a werewolf.

    Randal

  4. hoe-hum

    Randal, you are a dick-mouth.

  5. poopsmith

    yeah

  6. Ripper Owens

    Ugly no lip hoe!

  7. I like her dress A LOT. I want it.

  8. Puddin' Taine

    I wanna fuckin scramble her ovaries to jelly

  9. jules

    Usually I think she’s kind of a twat, but I totally love these pictures of her. She’s smiling and wearing a frickin AWESOME dress, and her nails are superfuckin cute… Maybe she’s not such a twat after all? Or maybe she’s just not stoned this time.

  10. not sexy

    How can somebody wear such a sexy dress and sexy highheels, and yet looking so unsexy…..

  11. V

    Kristen Stewart is so fucking beautiful. And hot. There’s a reason she’s a movie star.

  12. gen

    She’s actually very beautiful. Very naturally beautiful. Just naturally slim and great bone structure.

    On another note, how dare anyone associate David Lynch’s name with Lady GaGa? What sacrilege. That man is actually talented, and I would actually consider him an artist. Meanwhile Lady GaGa is as fucking mediocre as they get. It’s just wrong to put them together in the same sentence.

  13. packson jollock

    she is totally hot and gorgeous. and anyone who doesn’t agree should see Into the Wild. Or Zathura. Fuck the Twilight movies: hen she’s not gothed/emoed-down, she’s cute as hell…

  14. Drundel

    Sun. It won’t kill you.

  15. AnnaDraconida

    She always looks like a wet dog. Her body is pasty and lacks any muscle definition. There is nothing remotely interesting or exciting about her.

  16. Jackie

    I cannot wait for her COCK slip pictures to surface.

  17. Rough-er Madness

    I would like to take this opportunity to thank who ever came up with the see through dress…mucho gratitude!

  18. Rough-er Madness

    One of the best trends of 2010 so far…

  19. Dank

    Holy shit, she does smile! This proves she’s not a lifeless shell of an emo vampire lover. Good job Kristen but honestly how long can you keep up that act?

  20. Dank

    #19 the see-through part of her dress would only be needed on a woman with breasts. Kristen barely has anything up top. Blech

  21. LJ

    While the rest of you comment about people who don’t mean shit, could we (i.e. the Superficial Writer) at least focus on correctly educating the future and post a major article with correct grammar?! “Nicole Eggert probably shouldv’e started a little sooner.” should read “should’ve”, not shouldv’e! Let’s not continue the poor example Hollywood sets!

  22. Valerie

    Haha! “Mediocre.” Lady Gaga has fuckin’ BLOWN UP over a short period of time, raking in more CA$H MONEY than you’ll ever see in a lifetime. That video was fuckin’ weird but not bad. Not bad at all.

  23. black jesus

    hey anna #17 are you a trucker lesbian or just REALLY jealous?

    the chick is hot, i bet she will get even hotter in the next 10 years or so – once she starts to get it, and play with it

  24. I’m so happy Taylor is supporting Kristen’s movie (He’s SUPER SWEET!) and I think Kristen looks BEAUTIFUL!! This is the happiest I’ve seen her on a red carpet since New Moon’s premiere. Her dress (by DOO.Ri) is hot

  25. Carolyn

    Shapeless legs. I wouldn’t show them off.

  26. I love Kristen Stewart !

  27. Idon’t think that when people grow up, they will become morebroad-minded and can accept everything. Conversely, I think it’s aselecting process, knowing what’s the most important and what’s theleast. And then be a simple man

  28. Christina

    Damn, is she physically incapable of picking a decent outfit? The color is OK (though she’s so ghostly pale not much compliments that…I’m not saying she should fake and bake or anything, but go outside once a month! Go for a walk or just hang out with friends!) but the top is so bizarre. And her hair…..ugh. It looks greasy and I hate the slicked back thing. I don’t find her attractive, but she can look so much better than this.

  29. jessica

    she looks great! good for her…

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  33. Rockrocky77

    Nice.

  34. Cassie

    I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever seen her make a facial expression.

    She’s hot, but wtf is up with the bad hairstyles and ugly dresses?! That neon gauze thing looks like barbie clothes from the 80s, and apparently Robert Pattinson’s allergy to hair-washing is contagious.

  35. sdkq

    HATE HER HAIR

  36. Mandi

    It’s too bad she does seem to be lacking a personality, because she is a very cute girl. Thank God her hair is looking better since it’s grown out from that dykadelic mullet thing she had going on to play Joan Jett. Blech.

  37. Grace

    hair looks greasy. her face still looks like she smells nasty farts her whole life. ain’t nothin gonna change that.

  38. Dean

    Kristen’s soooo
    GORGEOUS!!!
    SEXY!!!
    HOT!!!
    BEAUTIFUL!!!

  39. captain america

    the “PINK PROSTITUTE” succeeds always!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. misf

    the new writer is not funny at all. his style and sense of ‘humour’ differs so greatly from the past writers that it doesn’t sound like the superficial anymore,

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  43. Jon

    This Kristen Stewart girl looks like a lesbian.

  44. Jon

    Butch is another word that comes to mind.

    I’d be too scared she’d chop my dick off and serve it up on a platter at the lesbos convention!

  45. lori

    When I see her, I always automatically think “Look what the cat dragged in.”

  46. No Daddy No

    This bitch is fug. You don’t have the body for this outfit, hun, but nice try. A shower wouldn’t kill you, either. Or would it? Hmm… don’t give me any ideas.

    Long story short, I can’t wait until this talentless ingrate cunt fades back into obscurity where she belongs. Can I get some fries with that?

  47. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of her smiling before. Very pretty, but always has a plastered “bitch face” on her mug.

  48. kaylia

    she’s a cute kid, i mean she’s been kinda slutting it up lately which is weird but other than that, she’s ok. not a great actress though, she was good in panic room but adventureland? twilight? she’s the same person, herself. if she doesn’t watch she’ll turn into jennifer aniston an actress who can only ever play one character

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