Kristen Bell recently filmed Burlesque with Christina Aguilera and the experience left her wanting to rub her face in some Xtina funbags which I’m just now noticing might have shrunk. NOOOOOO! While I figure out a way to spear 2010 in its black heart for this, here’s what Kristen had to say in the latest issue of Health magazine:
On wanting to do Christina:
“I have never felt so much good female energy around me. I find that I can’t take my eyes off them. I’m 99 percent sure I will leave this movie a lesbian.”
On Madonna’s arms:
“I love Madonna arms. I think women who look strong are breathtaking. I [lift] buckets [for the shoulders]–the shoulder is the key to making your arm look really well-rounded…I do three sets of biceps and three sets of triceps, that’s what works for me. My boyfriend doesn’t love it [if I] get too muscular, but if I had my way, I would look like Angela Bassett.”
On not caring about appearances:
“Looks don’t matter that much to me, so I kind of give everybody a chance. When I was single, my eyes were always open. There was nobody off the list. When my gut told me to date, I followed it.”
So essentially Kristen Bell wants to be a freakishly buff machine programmed to fuck. If she starts writing a blog, can we all agree she’s copying me? I don’t see how it can be any more obvious.
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the thus (t9) are gone, people.
Rough versus news sweety Christina Park | January 4, 2010 at 11:59 am
That’s got to feel good huh Dax? well at least you get to foul her, who care what she say…
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 4, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I say Christie wears too much makeup but still…
Very HAWT in the last pic…
Taz | January 4, 2010 at 12:03 pm
I’d bang the hell out of xtina
Kelley | January 4, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Fish, are you sure you don’t need an editor ?? Any more should be two words in this context …
Donnie Brassballs | January 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Ah to be Dax Shepard’s penis…
Giorgio! | January 4, 2010 at 12:26 pm
what happened to her chest, looks like her boobs are running away from each other.
Joey | January 4, 2010 at 12:33 pm
looks like a clown…NEXT
MajorIndulgence.com | January 4, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Other than Lady Gaga, Xtina wears the most makeup out of anyone. Nice necklace though.
Giorgio! | January 4, 2010 at 12:58 pm
So much makeup, She is good and ready for the circus, she always looks like such a dirty clown hoe. If her career ever stalls she can always go into clown porn!
e-rock | January 4, 2010 at 1:10 pm
WOW, she had her implants removed!!! Not sur it was the best move, but maybe she feels better about herself?
| January 4, 2010 at 1:15 pm
anyone else sick of that firefly song by that owl fuck?
JiggaJay | January 4, 2010 at 1:23 pm
@2 hear hear!
jumpin_j | January 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Fun bag FAIL. Tragic, really.
aristotle | January 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I wonder if she’d let me give her a rimjob?
Fribble | January 4, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Hey Zeus!! She is smokin!
Fribble | January 4, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Hey Zeus!! She is smokin!
Kangaroo | January 4, 2010 at 3:09 pm
No more milk duds. I bet those things are floppy as hell. She has awful legs.
Sport | January 4, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Needs more makeup. And a new applicator brush.
Depraved Girl | January 4, 2010 at 4:03 pm
The only reason Kristen Bell would consider sleeping with that is cuz Xtina is a dick-tucking tranny.
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me again | January 4, 2010 at 6:20 pm
too much shit on the eyes………….
nasty | January 4, 2010 at 6:27 pm
she is skinny in a ghetto wigger way – not an elegant way – like a homeless girl who might be hungry – not trying to model or look cute. her legs look like poor people legs…
her hair cut is funny | January 4, 2010 at 6:41 pm
looks like a rat faced clown/witch in pic 2. She reeks of insecurity – she found a hideous husband to make her look less hideous, and she never fails to leave the house in less than 3 quarts of paint including body paint. is she still talking about blow jobs and how she will do anything in bed? most ugly girls will do anything in bed.
Krys | January 4, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Xtina’s always been a skanky mess.
I remember seeing her looking remotely attractive once, about 10 years ago.
It doesn’t matter how much makeup she wears or doesn’t wear, whether she’s in a turtleneck or chaps, has bleached her hair until it breaks off, or dyes it that tacky black…she always looks dirty. She just has that “trailor park look” about her.
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Whats wrong with her? I wonder these are the side effects of name an fame and money.
cc | January 4, 2010 at 11:57 pm
I am curious to know what she looks like under all that make up. I can’t think of a single celebrity that wears more. That includes Ronald McDonald.
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Intelligence has never been Kristin Bell’s strong suit.
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One of the few celebs that I’d hit without a moments hesitation. Heck, I’d eat out Amy Whinehouse, Britney Spears or Paris Hilton just to get to that. Actually, nah scratch Britney off that list, I do have some dignity.
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37 and 38 – is a female aguilera fan – bringing up britney spears outted you. you are no man and your idol is a bow legged rat faced runt who is almost as ugly as amy winehouse – and a whole hell of a lot uglier than britney spears.
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Is it just me or did she get her implants taken out?
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