Here’s Kristen Bell vacationing in Hawaii with Dax Sheppard who I basically cropped out of every single shot. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Does Jesus write this blog? And the answer is, no, he doesn’t. I’m just his son who moonlights as a sexual ninja. No, really, ask my exes. They never knew if I was making love to them or already across the room to cry in the shower. I’m that good.
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WoW, what a woman. Nice to see her in that blue “dress” very attractive. thx for the pics.
Regards Handy Andy
Titless freak, she looks like shit here. I never understood her hype, i think she is average at best and get a tan you pasty bitch. Gross… this is just NOT hot.
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!
WHEN DID SHE GROW A PAIR OF BRITNEY SPEARS STUMPY CHEETOS LEGS? UGH
She’s a babe and those are some of the stoutest boobies you’ll ever see. Nice figure. On the minimal side, her taste in bikinis as to their color (not style) is not great.
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WTF is a Dax Shepphard? Some kind of new breed?
I’m just kidding, I would say that an ugly mutt like him gives all of us regular schmucks hope, but she’s not looking too special here.
She is thin but she doesn’t know the gym
I’m sorry folks but you’re terminally gay if you find Kristen unattractive.
her body is fine but her eyes creep me out – something is just not right with them
She was really hot in Sarah Marshall but she looks fat to me in these.
Hey @24, 25, 26…
The thing that absolutely bothers ME is that you don’t have the brains to click on the mother-fucking “Post Your Comment” button only the one time that is required!
And what the fuck do you know abour her eyes? Are you her makeup artist or something? Maybe you would be happy if she were to have her eye sockets spread apart thru some magical surgical procedure or some such shit.
She’s a cute woman, so shut the fuck up already. Ignorant fucking cretin!
FUGLY, PASTY, TREE STUMP LEGS
To all those ‘She’s too fat” and “I wouldn’t do her” bullshit artists…
are you only attracted to stick-thin chicks who look like 14 year old boys?
This is what years of jacking off to MAXIM does to you.
Dax Sheppard is having sex with Kristen Bell and Jamie Kennedy is having sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt. The world has gone mad.
Kristen Bell is popular because she looks attainable. It is easier for guys to imagine being with her than a genuinely beautiful woman. That is also why she does not incite jealousy from girls like other women.
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Those glasses look bad, but nice body!
Fat! But I’d screw her like I was on fire. So pasty….
Kristen Bell Kristen Bell Kristen Bell. How does she stay that pale in the sun? It’s MAGIC.
She seems pleasant, too:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-kristen_bell_must_work_out.php?bfm_index=5&bfm_page=0
@ 24, 61 – That’s GOOOOD cockeyed. Like Dixie Chicks cockeyed, or some of those Victorias Secret models. Better than Karen Black.
Water seems to be pretty cold :)
Cold as ice :)
Very nice!
Wow, wtf is everyone so jealous of Kristen Bell? She is beautiful and talented. Hating on her isn’t going to change anything so just fucking stop.