Kristen Bell in a bikini

August 18th, 2008 // 69 Comments

Here’s Kristen Bell allowing Dax Shepard to slather her bikini body with suntan lotion. Yeah, it’s only spray-on lotion, but I’m pretty sure this is conclusive evidence that either God doesn’t exist or is drunk again. Dax Shepard gets to nail Kristen Bell: HA! Good one, big guy. But, seriously, I’m gonna need those keys…

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Katalina

    Belgium is first!

  2. Kallie

    no AMERICA IS FIRST

  3. mimi

    FISH-GUTS is LAST… with OLD news!

  4. Who are these two men and why would I want to look at them?

  5. James

    Exactly like seeing your sister in a bikini. Except for the conservatives, with all their severe sexual repression, it doesn’t give you a boner.

  6. phil

    That is the ugliest bikini ever. What happened to swimsuits that accentuate women’s curves?

  7. Kate

    Keeping in superficial fashion: God, she’s so fat!

  8. Mel

    What kind of a DOUCHEBAG gets the Corvette symbol tattooed on their back?!?!

    BTW, Kristen should consider giving her grandmother back her bathing suit….and visiting a tanning bed once in a while…

  9. Dee

    She looks really cute, and she has a great figure, but that bathing suit is NOT flattering!

    And Dax’s body is bangin’! Meow :)

  10. Stuey

    Hey where did her tits go? In Forgetting Sarah Marshall they were nice.

  11. Deacon Jones

    @10

    Jesus Dee, that comment was wrong on so many levels.

    Bangin’ body, wtf?

  12. Why do people not find her as hot as I do? Apparently, my boner stands alone.

  13. ali

    @9: i was thinking the same thing.

    i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?

  14. ali

    @9: i was thinking the same thing.

    i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?

  15. ali

    @9: i was thinking the same thing.

    i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?

  16. ali

    @9: i was thinking the same thing.

    i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?

  17. ali

    @9: i was thinking the same thing.

    i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?

  18. biteme

    What is not too like? Nice tight ass. Long luscious legs. Maybe just a bit pale-looking, but a tan will fix that. Now, as for Kristen Bell – she sucks.

  19. Mo

    She’s so cute, but SO pale.

    in other news: Ali is hiding in shame.

  20. Randal

    Dearest Fish,

    First Walsh, now this little piggie? Jesus, where are you digging up the Whale Watcher calendar of the year two thousand and ATE? This is why American women who stuff their faces until their bloated bellies sag forward will never be as beautiful or successful as women who know how to control themselves.

    Karen Carpenter, Twiggy, Kate Moss when no one told her where the twinkie cart was…

    So stop posting pics of porcine poseurs, PLEASE!

    - Randal

  21. Sara

    She looks like a skeleton.

  22. very mediocre

    Those other chicks in pic 2 and 3 look way hotter than this child, nice bikini bottom Kristen it looks like ugly period days underwear.

  23. Alli

    ew her waist… skeletons are not hot.

  24. TUBBO

    He must be spraying her with #5000 sun block. How else can she stay so pale? Spray on a tan for the love of christ!

  25. Alli

    PS yes that is the fugliest tattoo ever. If you are going to get something like that at least try to do something creative with it. That’s just LAME.

  26. lameness

    Her bikini in Forgetting sarah Marshall was actualy nice, just more proof that celebrities are fucking usless; they can’t dress well to save their lives, fucking morons. You see plenty of WAY hotter chicks at any good beach wearing awesome bikini’s and none of them have ever had a stylist, personal trainer, makeup artsits, chef blah blah blah…

    Fish you are gonna need way hotter bikini pics to make up for defending Skangie and her manslave.

  27. Lonely Australian seeking beauty-disadvantaged women

    UGLY WHORE !!!!!!

  28. Jimmy

    Horrible body.

  29. Scott

    At least she has the good sense to crotch stomp him in pic #8.

  30. tha

    horrible body? you kiddin? she looks like she’s doin pretty good!

    could be way worse aka bad at all!

    am i the only one that thinks she looks cute? i think her husband/boyfriend/brother? i forget. looks like a dbag

  31. Ted from LA

    She looks just like that shit in the middle of an Oreo cookie.

  32. rough daddy

    yea! ugly dudes gets all the hot chics…

  33. Frank

    Checklist:

    BOOBS: Fail
    ASS: Fail
    HIPS: Fail

    Pale, short. Uninteresting face.

    OVER ALL: FAIL

  34. Kruger

    How does a girl that skinny and flat have those fat bags on the inside of her thighs? (pic #9). Chick gets no exercise.

  35. rough daddy

    her body is so so, doenst mean id kick it out of bed…

  36. Vito Siciliano

    Sexy, except to the liberal males who prefer each other

  37. John McCain

    In my day, bathing suits were appropriately modest and covered a young woman from her ankles to her neck and down to her wrists. Flaunting all this flesh is SINFUL.

    Thankfully, I haven’t even thought about sex in two decades so this doesn’t bother me. All I want to do now is bomb other countries. Expensive? You bet, especially since we don’t have any money to start with. But I’ll be dead soon enough anyway so I really don’t give a flying fuck.

    VOTE MCCAIN you fucking homos.

  38. Vince Lombardi

    Why are those two boys spraying sunblock on each other?

  39. Larry Craig

    What’s wrong with a girl who looks boyish??? NOTHING. It allows her to have a conservative appearance at all times. Beside, most of us Republicans prefer a boyish figure. I have always taken a wide stance on this issue. Criticism of this boyishly handsome girl makes me foot-tapping angry!

  40. Rush Limbaugh

    Reminds me of the time my family rented a beach house. What a great traditional family-oriented vacation! Only problem was that the hot water supply was terrible. Once my sister and I came back from the beach and we had to share a shower to get the sand off (with our suits on, perverts!). She looked me right in the eyes while I masturbated onto her legs. It was the best summer ever.

  41. what happened!?

    baaaa!! when did she lose THAT much weight? that’s wacky.

  42. She’s lost so much weight.

  43. messiah obama

    obama is a dumbass retard – the perfect messiah for his nutjob cultists

  44. nancy pelosi

    God sent Barack Obama down from the Heavens to lead us to salvation

  45. John McCain

    You guys liked that ad, huh? Fuck yeah! I tell ya what, there ain’t no flip I won’t do to win this thing. A campaign about issues and integrity? FLIP. “Never in our history have there been tax cuts during a war” FLIP – you want ‘em permanent? You got ‘em permanent! Off-shore drilling? FLIP. Parading around Christian religious values for political gain? FLIP (thank god somebody read about that “cross in the dirt” story in one of Solzhenitsyn’s eulogies…).

    FLIP FLIP FLIP BOMB FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB WHAT’S EMAIL? FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB WHAT’S THE INTERNET? FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB NATIONAL DEBT WHO CARES I’LL BE DEAD BEFORE IT MATTERS TO ME FLIP FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB DOES YOUR WRIST HURT HONEY WHY DON’T YOU STEAL SOME MORE PAINKILLERS FROM TERMINALLY ILL PATIENTS FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB

  46. Danklin24

    Thats the shittiest looking tattoo ive ever seen and what the hell is wrong with her stomach? Kristen Bell used to look really hot.

  47. toolboy

    Spray on lotion?? I bet Hulk Hogan will be sad to hear that lotion is available in a spray form.

  48. THE REAL BARELY STEARN

    I’m BLIND! I’m BLIND!!!!!!!!!!! Fish, you bastard…

  49. haha

    despite looking like a skeleton, she has some pretty thick legs

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