Here’s Kristen Bell allowing Dax Shepard to slather her bikini body with suntan lotion. Yeah, it’s only spray-on lotion, but I’m pretty sure this is conclusive evidence that either God doesn’t exist or is drunk again. Dax Shepard gets to nail Kristen Bell: HA! Good one, big guy. But, seriously, I’m gonna need those keys…
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Katalina | August 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Belgium is first!
dc | August 18, 2008 at 2:03 pm
first
Kallie | August 18, 2008 at 2:03 pm
no AMERICA IS FIRST
mimi | August 18, 2008 at 2:08 pm
FISH-GUTS is LAST… with OLD news!
Max Planck | August 18, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Who are these two men and why would I want to look at them?
James | August 18, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Exactly like seeing your sister in a bikini. Except for the conservatives, with all their severe sexual repression, it doesn’t give you a boner.
phil | August 18, 2008 at 2:12 pm
That is the ugliest bikini ever. What happened to swimsuits that accentuate women’s curves?
Kate | August 18, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Keeping in superficial fashion: God, she’s so fat!
Mel | August 18, 2008 at 2:13 pm
What kind of a DOUCHEBAG gets the Corvette symbol tattooed on their back?!?!
BTW, Kristen should consider giving her grandmother back her bathing suit….and visiting a tanning bed once in a while…
Dee | August 18, 2008 at 2:15 pm
She looks really cute, and she has a great figure, but that bathing suit is NOT flattering!
And Dax’s body is bangin’! Meow :)
Stuey | August 18, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Hey where did her tits go? In Forgetting Sarah Marshall they were nice.
Deacon Jones | August 18, 2008 at 2:18 pm
@10
Jesus Dee, that comment was wrong on so many levels.
Bangin’ body, wtf?
Craig | August 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Why do people not find her as hot as I do? Apparently, my boner stands alone.
ali | August 18, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
ali | August 18, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
ali | August 18, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
ali | August 18, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
ali | August 18, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@9: i was thinking the same thing.
i didn’t really have a problem with dax shepard until i saw the eyesore on his back. really? i mean, really?
biteme | August 18, 2008 at 2:24 pm
What is not too like? Nice tight ass. Long luscious legs. Maybe just a bit pale-looking, but a tan will fix that. Now, as for Kristen Bell – she sucks.
Mo | August 18, 2008 at 2:25 pm
She’s so cute, but SO pale.
in other news: Ali is hiding in shame.
Randal | August 18, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Dearest Fish,
First Walsh, now this little piggie? Jesus, where are you digging up the Whale Watcher calendar of the year two thousand and ATE? This is why American women who stuff their faces until their bloated bellies sag forward will never be as beautiful or successful as women who know how to control themselves.
Karen Carpenter, Twiggy, Kate Moss when no one told her where the twinkie cart was…
So stop posting pics of porcine poseurs, PLEASE!
- Randal
Sara | August 18, 2008 at 2:27 pm
She looks like a skeleton.
very mediocre | August 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Those other chicks in pic 2 and 3 look way hotter than this child, nice bikini bottom Kristen it looks like ugly period days underwear.
Alli | August 18, 2008 at 2:31 pm
ew her waist… skeletons are not hot.
TUBBO | August 18, 2008 at 2:32 pm
He must be spraying her with #5000 sun block. How else can she stay so pale? Spray on a tan for the love of christ!
Alli | August 18, 2008 at 2:33 pm
PS yes that is the fugliest tattoo ever. If you are going to get something like that at least try to do something creative with it. That’s just LAME.
lameness | August 18, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Her bikini in Forgetting sarah Marshall was actualy nice, just more proof that celebrities are fucking usless; they can’t dress well to save their lives, fucking morons. You see plenty of WAY hotter chicks at any good beach wearing awesome bikini’s and none of them have ever had a stylist, personal trainer, makeup artsits, chef blah blah blah…
Fish you are gonna need way hotter bikini pics to make up for defending Skangie and her manslave.
Lonely Australian seeking beauty-disadvantaged women | August 18, 2008 at 2:36 pm
UGLY WHORE !!!!!!
Jimmy | August 18, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Horrible body.
Scott | August 18, 2008 at 2:41 pm
At least she has the good sense to crotch stomp him in pic #8.
tha | August 18, 2008 at 2:46 pm
horrible body? you kiddin? she looks like she’s doin pretty good!
could be way worse aka bad at all!
am i the only one that thinks she looks cute? i think her husband/boyfriend/brother? i forget. looks like a dbag
Ted from LA | August 18, 2008 at 2:46 pm
She looks just like that shit in the middle of an Oreo cookie.
rough daddy | August 18, 2008 at 2:47 pm
yea! ugly dudes gets all the hot chics…
Frank | August 18, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Checklist:
BOOBS: Fail
ASS: Fail
HIPS: Fail
Pale, short. Uninteresting face.
OVER ALL: FAIL
Kruger | August 18, 2008 at 2:52 pm
How does a girl that skinny and flat have those fat bags on the inside of her thighs? (pic #9). Chick gets no exercise.
rough daddy | August 18, 2008 at 2:52 pm
her body is so so, doenst mean id kick it out of bed…
Vito Siciliano | August 18, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Sexy, except to the liberal males who prefer each other
John McCain | August 18, 2008 at 3:04 pm
In my day, bathing suits were appropriately modest and covered a young woman from her ankles to her neck and down to her wrists. Flaunting all this flesh is SINFUL.
Thankfully, I haven’t even thought about sex in two decades so this doesn’t bother me. All I want to do now is bomb other countries. Expensive? You bet, especially since we don’t have any money to start with. But I’ll be dead soon enough anyway so I really don’t give a flying fuck.
VOTE MCCAIN you fucking homos.
Vince Lombardi | August 18, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Why are those two boys spraying sunblock on each other?
Larry Craig | August 18, 2008 at 3:28 pm
What’s wrong with a girl who looks boyish??? NOTHING. It allows her to have a conservative appearance at all times. Beside, most of us Republicans prefer a boyish figure. I have always taken a wide stance on this issue. Criticism of this boyishly handsome girl makes me foot-tapping angry!
Rush Limbaugh | August 18, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Reminds me of the time my family rented a beach house. What a great traditional family-oriented vacation! Only problem was that the hot water supply was terrible. Once my sister and I came back from the beach and we had to share a shower to get the sand off (with our suits on, perverts!). She looked me right in the eyes while I masturbated onto her legs. It was the best summer ever.
what happened!? | August 18, 2008 at 3:58 pm
baaaa!! when did she lose THAT much weight? that’s wacky.
Supernetuser | August 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm
She’s lost so much weight.
messiah obama | August 18, 2008 at 5:28 pm
obama is a dumbass retard – the perfect messiah for his nutjob cultists
nancy pelosi | August 18, 2008 at 5:29 pm
God sent Barack Obama down from the Heavens to lead us to salvation
John McCain | August 18, 2008 at 5:48 pm
You guys liked that ad, huh? Fuck yeah! I tell ya what, there ain’t no flip I won’t do to win this thing. A campaign about issues and integrity? FLIP. “Never in our history have there been tax cuts during a war” FLIP – you want ‘em permanent? You got ‘em permanent! Off-shore drilling? FLIP. Parading around Christian religious values for political gain? FLIP (thank god somebody read about that “cross in the dirt” story in one of Solzhenitsyn’s eulogies…).
FLIP FLIP FLIP BOMB FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB WHAT’S EMAIL? FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB WHAT’S THE INTERNET? FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB NATIONAL DEBT WHO CARES I’LL BE DEAD BEFORE IT MATTERS TO ME FLIP FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB DOES YOUR WRIST HURT HONEY WHY DON’T YOU STEAL SOME MORE PAINKILLERS FROM TERMINALLY ILL PATIENTS FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB
Danklin24 | August 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Thats the shittiest looking tattoo ive ever seen and what the hell is wrong with her stomach? Kristen Bell used to look really hot.
toolboy | August 18, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Spray on lotion?? I bet Hulk Hogan will be sad to hear that lotion is available in a spray form.
THE REAL BARELY STEARN | August 18, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I’m BLIND! I’m BLIND!!!!!!!!!!! Fish, you bastard…
haha | August 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm
despite looking like a skeleton, she has some pretty thick legs