Kristen Bell gets cleavagey when she’s drunk

June 20th, 2008 // 46 Comments

Kristen Bell is filming a scene for her new movie When in Rome where her character gets all kinds of drunk and rocks the cleavage. If Kristen is basing this on her own drinking habits, we are so much alike. And they say a good relationship is built on common interests. In this case, getting smashed in public, wearing a dress and wading through a fountain. Okay, you got me: I more into tank tops and mini-skirts. It wasn’t meant to be. *sigh* Now I’m all depressed. Anyone got a pair of control tops and a bottle of hooch I can borrow? Eh, I’ll just raid the Geekologist’s purse. *rummage rummage* Nothing but LEGOs and lip gloss. Slut.


Comments (46)

  1. Assasinate Nobama | June 20, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    This chick is still hanging around? Go away!

    First!

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  2. kristin | June 20, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    she’s SO hot. and yes, ima girl.

    (first???)

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  3. mike | June 20, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    So where is the scene where she passes out and pees all over herself? That is what happens to me all the time.

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  4. whatever | June 20, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    Still have no idea who this bitch is.

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  5. bubba | June 20, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    i like her

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  6. bernie | June 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    Hot! They should have called her show “Vaginica Mars”.

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  7. nipolian | June 20, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Doesn’t cleavagey imply breasts?

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  8. snarkymalarky | June 20, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    she’s just all kinds of boring to me for some reason; doesn’t even spark the slightest bit of interest (…ok, so I’m a chick, maybe that doesn’t help???)

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  9. SaraDevil | June 20, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    I would have a threesome with her and Jimbo. If she ever comes to Korea, watch out!

    Devil heart Jimbo.

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  10. sportsdvl | June 20, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    #1 – you are a douche for being so lame you are excited about being first but, then again, just looking at your “name” we all know you are a loser.

    Kristin is looking great in these. And yes, even smaller titties can look great in the right dress!

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  11. Trover | June 20, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    I hear she gives a mean hummer. And loves having a back door man. Dirty. that is why I love her.

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  12. Dick Bush | June 20, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    Is that Wild Turkey?

    WoooHoooooo…

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  13. Deacon Jones | June 20, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    I think Pic 5 accurately depicts what I looked like reaching for my car keys last night at happy hour…….

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  14. Que | June 20, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Que good to go!

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  15. Randal | June 20, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Kristen’s blue dress is stunning as it cascades down her frame like a hung curtain from a bay window.

    Her dirty blonde hair stands out against the hue of ocean blue. Her movie will certainly be a hit when it’s released, a summer classic indeed.

    Randal

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  16. The Geekologie Writer | June 20, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Uh, dude, when you were in my purse did you happen to steal a package of candy marked “birth control”?

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  17. Randal go fuck yourself | June 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Randal go fuck yourself. I speak for at least 90% of the people here when I say. GO AWAY. Your rhetoric is tired.

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  18. gossipgal | June 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    shes sure DRUNK

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  19. gossipgal | June 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    shes sure DRUNK

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  20. HuckyDucky | June 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    So so so fine.

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  21. gossipgal | June 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    shes sure DRUNK

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  22. mike | June 20, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Everyone that agrees with Randal say I. See Randal you are on fucking crack!!!

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  23. Gia | June 20, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    What cleavage? Plus, have you noticed she’s a bit crossed eyed?

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  24. cam | June 20, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Oh dear god I love her. I LIVE for the day she comes out as bi!!! HOTTEST CHICK IN HOLLYWOOD!!!

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  25. Ted Mosby | June 20, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    I want to have dirty pirate hooker sex with her.

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  26. Randal's Fan Club | June 20, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Kristen’s bottle of wine is stunning as it cascades down into her gullet like sands in the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

    Her dirty blonde hair stands out against the hue of ocean blue even though that’s not an ocean. It’s a freaking hot tub..

    Her movie will certainly be a hit when it’s released, a summer classic indeed. Can’t wait to miss that one!

    Randal’s Fan Club

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  27. Tom | June 20, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    She rules. She’s hot, sexy, and glamorous all at the same time. I want to marry a chick like this. Or at least fuck one.

    Randal, you’re annoying 95% of the time, but you nailed it here.

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  28. Tommy Sneakers | June 20, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    That’s fine and all, but where’s the cleavage?

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  29. La Toya Jackson | June 20, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    This girl is a straight buttaface.

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  30. Drunkman | June 20, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    So fine

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  31. Wanks | June 20, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    #29 u are gay

    i would do some nasty things to her

    ps randal u are also gay

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  32. La Toya Jackson | June 20, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    No, 31, I think it’s you who are gay if you find this chick hot. She has the manliest jawline and nose I think I’ve ever seen.

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  33. Cherry | June 20, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    I love the superficial guy. He makes me laugh.

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  34. HuckyDucky | June 20, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    La Toya, you are wack as hell. You didn’t see her ass in the yoga pants a couple of weeks ago.

    Lay off Randal losers. Some of the only fun I get is trying to spot Real Randal from Fake Randal.

    High Fives for the weekend Randal. Your abilities as a wordsmith are matched only by the kindness in your heart.

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  35. lambman | June 20, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    man she’s so freaking hot! She was sexy as hell in Forgetting Sarah Marshall in that little pink bikinni!

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  36. sally | June 21, 2008 at 2:31 am

    She looks not so beautiful when she’s drunk. I saw her many photos at a single club called ++++Blackwhitemeet.com++++, maybe the single who like her uploaded the photos. Also, there are many funny videos there.

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  37. Jack | June 21, 2008 at 10:50 am

    She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

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  38. gerard Vandenberg | June 21, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    it’s damn simple: THEN DON’T GET DRUNK YOU MORON!!

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  39. CornHole | June 21, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    I would tongue her perky bum until she squirted in to my big brown eyes.

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  40. ur mom | June 21, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    WHY DO YOU KEEP REFERENCING THE GEEKOLOGIE WRITER? shameless plugs make you look dumb.

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  41. Amy's friend | June 22, 2008 at 12:28 am

    The dress is amazing.

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  42. just4fun | June 23, 2008 at 4:35 am

    she is gorgeous beauty! and the dress is amazing!!

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  43. looky | June 23, 2008 at 5:28 am

    #31
    i thought randal is gay.

    anyway she’s cute and all, but i don’t like her much. everyone has their own opinion right?

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  44. PunkA | June 23, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Randal is the bomb. His cheerful brand of BS sunshine and rainbows cracks me up.

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  45. douchebag Mcgee | July 3, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    God, I hope she also gets “I want to bang poor skinny guys with long hair”
    when she’s drunk, as well as cleavagey.

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  46. Blitz | March 11, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    Beautiful perky small breasts are HOT!

    Big tits are over rated.

    But I’m a legs and ass man myself!

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