Kristen Bell has been trying to keep her relationship with Dax Shepard out of the public eye. Some say it’s to maintain a sense of privacy. I say it’s out of shame, utter remorse and did I mention shame? Anyway, the two were spotted yesterday being very affectionate on South Beach. I don’t really see the appeal of Dax Shepard, but I guess chicks dig mediocre acting talent coupled with sub-par looks. Awesome. I’m screwed. Now what am I supposed to do with these granite abs? Besides letting supermodels pay me to touch them.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Bigheadmike | January 2, 2008 at 2:01 pm
She looks like a little doll next to him.
Is he that big or is she that little?
bone thattio | January 2, 2008 at 2:07 pm
evidentally, Dax is hung like a mammoth. that or he is gay and the girls hang on him to keep slobbering monkeys like fish off their backsides and to help him further his “acting” career.
aja | January 2, 2008 at 2:12 pm
overrated bitch
ipanema_girl | January 2, 2008 at 2:13 pm
“mediocre acting talent coupled with sub-par looks” – you were actually describing the bell chick, fish.
This Dax guy is nicely built with nice broad shoulders, not too buff and handsomely tall. But um … is the thing in the middle of his face his REAL nose or a prosthetic? I hope the latter .. but I think it’s the former, unfortunately. …
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 2, 2008 at 2:18 pm
what does Dax do now. is he still on Punk’d?
ahole | January 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm
eww, he is so dirty looking..
RichPort | January 2, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Who and who?
RENEE... | January 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Oh my gosh, I totally predicting these two end up getting hitched. They just looked made for each other (yes, she’s a little too pretty for him; but I still sense a match here).
kitty_kat | January 2, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Hahaha! Oh please! Do these two morons honestly think they are so famous that they’d need to hide the fact that they are together? I even had to google the dude just to find out who he was. They need to get over themselves.
Starchasm | January 2, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Wow, I’m not a big Dax Shephard fan, but DANG! Those aren’t tight jeans and it still looks like he’s smuggling a bowling ball. Either he’s wearing a cup, or I’m impressed.
Ript1&0 | January 2, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Hey you know what chicks dig? Being asked out. See, I bet you didn’t even try that and this fuckwad just got there first.
Not that I know who either of them are. Or care. Hell, post some pics of your non-celebrity neighbors, family, friends. We should just start ripping on random nobodies instead.
bigSTEAMYone | January 2, 2008 at 3:15 pm
i agree with #7.
LJ | January 2, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Why the hell are they wearing those clothes to a beach. It’s almost like they said “How do we go public? I guess we go in our long pants to a beach, and stand there and then fake kiss and look around to see if anyone has noticed us going public.”
It makes no sense.
Kitty | January 2, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Um. I shagged Dax in Vegas in 1998, pre-famous you see. He is indeed hung like a donkey. A large, virile donkey.
p0nk | January 2, 2008 at 3:32 pm
i’m sure the look on her face and him holding his nose is just coincidence.
juniper | January 2, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I know it’s a slow day, Superfish, but could you please write about people we really care about?
Auntie Kryst | January 2, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Are these two even in the public eye to be concerned about staying out of it? #13 good observation.
D. Richards (Hands.) | January 2, 2008 at 3:56 pm
What people to fail to realize about Dax, is that, well, there’s nothing to know. Maybe it’s that celebrity rags think that by dating an E-list star, they’re keeping-it real? Maybe the guy’s hung like an elephant’s trunk? Or, ugh, maybe Dax is a ‘sesitive’ guy.
Or maybe.. Just maybe! Dax Shepard’s a skinwalker who assumed the skin of a talentless doushe?
who the f are these people | January 2, 2008 at 4:30 pm
And these people are who?
kay | January 2, 2008 at 5:05 pm
um. who wears that to the beach? (this goes for both of them)
Biff Henderson | January 2, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Overdressed for the beach.
thecolombian | January 2, 2008 at 5:22 pm
only reason this douche is still popular is cause people mistake him for zach braff.
me | January 2, 2008 at 5:22 pm
She could do so much better.
Dax’s acting credits pretty much only include stuff like “Mutanty Looking Freak #2″ and “Retarded Guy # 4″.
10pound | January 2, 2008 at 5:37 pm
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feg | January 2, 2008 at 5:38 pm
she looks alot like Laura Linney.
Joe dirt | January 2, 2008 at 5:49 pm
DAX GOT HAIR PLUGS HE USED TO BE BALD CHECK OUT THE OLD PUNK’D VIDEOS…HAIR PLUGS HAIR PLUGS HAIR PLUGS HAIR PLUGS..
Nathiest | January 2, 2008 at 6:35 pm
JUST FRIENDS she’s gay, Gay, GAY! for Hayden Panettiere.
bunny | January 2, 2008 at 7:18 pm
she must of said to her stylist ok i really fancy a change of image, make me look like a middgle aged office worker who got dressed in the dark.
i give it 3 months | January 2, 2008 at 7:47 pm
They’re both overrated and uninteresting even to look at. His body is great but his face is unattractive and you can tell she’s embarrassed to be seen with him. Look at her body language.
And I’m sorry, but “Dax”? Why can’t people give their kids normal names?
Tom | January 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm
K B is a nice woman and D S is a handsome m\an~~ she’s really sexy and stunning. I’ve seen her picutes on a profile on a internet luxury dating site”WealthyKiss.com”for millionaires and celebrities, is it really her. I ‘ve tried to send an email. I am not sure, but I heard that charlie sheen appeared on that site and dated a very pretty girl there. Just have a try, hehe….
jaon | January 2, 2008 at 11:07 pm
i don’t think she is beautiful, but many friends from sugarmommymeet.com said she is good. for god sake i don’t know the reason, but i think they are reasonable for i know they are picky. you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs….and they are beautiful and charming….
Tom | January 3, 2008 at 12:59 am
LOL who said he has broad shoulders?! Sorry, still laughing at that one. He’s a gross, scrawny nerd. The glaring lack of muscularity (read: has absolutely NO shape) and the fact he looks like the gross offspring of nick cage and zach braff is obviously lost on that poster.
“built nicely” lol
lambman | January 3, 2008 at 1:08 am
This hurts my brain, she is so fucking sexy and so damn talented what the hell is she doing with him?
nobody | January 3, 2008 at 4:36 am
Nobody is even posting here. No one cares about these two mongoloids.
I’d rather see something about Letterman and O’Brien’s beards.
Styxchix | January 3, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Who are these people? The look on her face is like she has suddenly found herself at the beach and has no idea why (hence the non-beach clothing) and he’s doing a Samantha/Bewitched with his nose to get them out of there. Bizarre.
What the hell? | January 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm
How is that fucker getting ANY pussy, least of all Kristen Bell’s? All she needs is one black guy to stretch out that puss and make her butt grow a little.
courtney | January 3, 2008 at 11:39 pm
I dated Dax in 10th grade, and yes he has a huge schlong. That’s why the girls dig him.
BigE | January 4, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Wow, I guess I need to stop working out and drop about 35lbs. so I can look like this dude. Apparently chicks dig the pre-pubescent look.
CallMeBebe | January 13, 2008 at 12:05 pm
OMG. I *LOVE* Dax and I love Kirsten. I wish them both well. They are so cute.
meli | May 2, 2008 at 3:48 am
kristen is so beautiful i dont know what’s she doing wid that guy
she’s great
newbom | June 24, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Geez, Kristen and a huge schlong? She must feel it bumping her stomach, she’s only 5’1″. It saddens me, but she could make up for it by pulling a “Jenna Lewis” on her wedding night. I heard she saved her catholic school uniform and plans to wear it on her wedding night.
Gornzilla | July 11, 2008 at 7:22 am
The whole point of being a celebrity is to “go public” about your relationship so that people can blog about your penis size. Right? ; ) …Actually, this picture of these two is adorable. =)
John Mathis | July 11, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Dax Shepard and Kristen were both in West Branch Michigan today shopping at Old Navy. She needed to buy sun glasses and I sent her to Rue 21. Dax purchased some flipflops and a couple of pairs of cargo shorts. Kinda Cool didn’t even know who they were. But I did ask for ID and his middle name is Randall, He didn’t want the Old Navy card or show any interest in saving the 10% with the approval of the application. Go Figure!!!
John Mathis | July 11, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Dax Shepard and Kristen were both in West Branch Michigan today shopping at Old Navy. She needed to buy sun glasses and I sent her to Rue 21. Dax purchased some flipflops and a couple of pairs of cargo shorts. Kinda Cool didn’t even know who they were. But I did ask for ID and his middle name is Randall, He didn’t want the Old Navy card or show any interest in saving the 10% with the approval of the application. Go Figure!!!
Kathi | August 28, 2009 at 4:42 pm
i SO agree with #33
vik | February 1, 2010 at 12:37 pm
who’s the retard who writes this crap?
SureShot | February 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
yeah because if your NOT famous your just nobody that takes up space. people get to wrapped up in if somebody is famous?????so if your not “famous” your nobody……..so us everyday people are useless although we provide you rich with 9.00 an hour factory jobs to provide you with the 30 cars you all have on mtv cribs, or the clothes and rich jewelry you give your hookers and gold diggers. Oh and the plastic surgens that slice and dice your wifes to make them look like little barbies………so yeah please dont film “real” everyday people whom have “real” lives. Than again how boring unless your the demons mistress like jolie steeling breaking everyones marriages! you people and the media make me sick!
musikbox83 | February 2, 2010 at 2:28 am
I can’t help it. It drives me crazy SureShot.
Yeah because if you’re NOT famous, you’re just nobody that takes up space…………….So if you’re not “famous”, you’re nobody…………………………………………”your hookers” is the correct “your”…….your wives…………Then again how boring unless you’re the……………
You made a good point with what you said, but when you don’t use the correct “your” it’s a little hard to take you seriously.
soledad | April 27, 2010 at 6:37 am
Who says Dax Shephard is unattractive? I happen to love him. Is her I find not good enough for him! Look at her! She is a midget!!!