Kristen Stewart Releases Statement Apologizing To Robert Pattinson For Cheating On Him. Wow.

July 25th, 2012 // 119 Comments
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In case you were wondering just how badly Us Weekly busted Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders (Above, not Thor), the married director of Snow White and The Huntsman, she just released a statement admitting the whole thing. Which is pretty impressive, if not unprecedented, considering her team was given a heads up on Monday to spin some sort of bullshit. Via People:

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

Ironically, this marks the first time Kristen and Rob have officially confirmed their relationship, so nothing like getting that out of the way in the context of letting the director of her latest franchise kiss her vagina in a car. Which is strange because he doesn’t look gay or Jewish, and Kristen was still heterosexual afterward. So either John Travolta made all that stuff up, or gay Jews can shape-shift now exactly as I feared. Quickly to Chick-fil-a! Their powers are useless there.

UPDATE: If anyone cares, Rupert Sanders released a statement to People, too:

“I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family,” Sanders tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. “My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.”

Fun Fact: Rupert’s wife Liberty Ross played Kristen Stewart’s mother in Snow White and The Huntsman, so this is all just an extra special kind of fucked up. Fortunately, he’s praying now because that makes penises travel back in time and not bang young actresses. I saw it on The 700 Club once.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, WENN

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    “The photos are so … I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped.” – Kristen Stewart re: the paparazzi, circa 2010, British Elle.

  2. Jade

    You know there actually isn’t any evidence of her having sex with him. People just made that up, which is why you can’t find those pics anywhere. Hell, the mags even admitted the whole “robert moved out” story was staged by them to get more people invested.

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