In case you were wondering just how badly Us Weekly busted Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders (Above, not Thor), the married director of Snow White and The Huntsman, she just released a statement admitting the whole thing. Which is pretty impressive, if not unprecedented, considering her team was given a heads up on Monday to spin some sort of bullshit. Via People:
“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”
Ironically, this marks the first time Kristen and Rob have officially confirmed their relationship, so nothing like getting that out of the way in the context of letting the director of her latest franchise kiss her vagina in a car. Which is strange because he doesn’t look gay or Jewish, and Kristen was still heterosexual afterward. So either John Travolta made all that stuff up, or gay Jews can shape-shift now exactly as I feared. Quickly to Chick-fil-a! Their powers are useless there.
UPDATE: If anyone cares, Rupert Sanders released a statement to People, too:
“I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family,” Sanders tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. “My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.”
Fun Fact: Rupert’s wife Liberty Ross played Kristen Stewart’s mother in Snow White and The Huntsman, so this is all just an extra special kind of fucked up. Fortunately, he’s praying now because that makes penises travel back in time and not bang young actresses. I saw it on The 700 Club once.
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Looks like a debutante from Frankenstein High School.
They say Rupert has a bit of a troll fetish.
She surrendered to the charms of a guy who washes his hair occasionally. Shit happens.
I dunno, I’d be pretty hesitant to having my family jewels being handled by someone that bites her lips as much as the unwashed one does.
All of this is still less dismaying than Mila Kunis going with Ashton Kutcher.
I know… Still nothing from Fish on this? Is he curled up in a ball somewhere?
Fish is treating the Kunis/doucher thingy with the “if I ignore it long enough, it didn’t happen”.
Speaking of which: Mila Kunis with asston doucher is like finding out there’s no Santa Claus.
I would like to be a Hollywood celebrity for the money and the fame, but SHAT….can a brotha just suck some titties on the low low??
I’m stunned.
wow so this is actually legit?
If your definition of “legit” is broad enough to cover fake press releases confirming fake stories about fake relationships conveniently timed right before the release of shitty movies conveniently starring both members of the fake relationship…
…sure, it’s legit.
That Indian restaurant she ate at last night is going to be pissed when they find she cut up their rug to make that dress.
lionsgate, her new bosses, are going to tear her a new one. If you think this is hype for the last film, you could not be more wrong. The fans are turning on her pretty badly, and this is just a PR nightmare. It’s a mess right now. My friends who are casual fans (and some huge Rob fans also) are LIVID.
There’s pictures of the guy going down on her inside the car. It’s not just hand holding. Skeevy, gross, pathetic.
Not once did she let Rob hold her hand in public. Not once did she acknowledge her love, and now that she was caught with some married guy eating her taco in public SHE’S SORRY AND LOVES HIM? Ugh… so, so gross.
Guys – never, ever date a woman if you’re into her more than she’s into you. Women cheat too.
So her recent wardrobe change to a sexier style and figure had nothing to do with this, and her proven skills at privacy and hiding her relationships coincidentally abandoned her at the same time?
You need to get a life and get laid as well. Leave them alone this is their personal lives. Why are you so invested?
Because it’s funny and I’m a hater. She looks like she smells of stale cigarettes and sweat.
Do you know where you are? If you’re on a gossip site, what do you think people are going to do on it? If you had a life you wouldn’t be here.
The worst part about all this? Now I want tacos.
“some married guy eating her taco in public.” — epic.
Que Jimmie Rodgers…
♫♪…she had — ummm-mmmm — pussy sweeter than wine…♪♫
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or you could say “taco sweeter than wine,” but that would hardly make any sense whatsoever…
Yeah, if it were a PR stunt, they would have picked some young star of the moment for her to cheat with, then had her and Robert get back together just before the movie premiere. They sure as hell wouldn’t have had her cheat with an old married guy with kids.
The only reason you let someone eat your taco in a car is because no one is eating your taco when you are at home.
I still don’t believe this story.
I believe all of it except the part that Robert Pattinson actually cares one way or another what Kristen Stewart does.
But doesn’t this mean that bella has broken the twicrap beard contract she signed?
July is Breaking Beard Contract Month.
You still have six more days, Julianne Hough!
This ^^^^^^^
Talk about damage control… I love him, I love him? Little sociopath will have people feeling sorry for her by Monday…
You hit the nail on the head.
Bitch trying to make us believe she’ll settle and marry at 22 instead of tasting all the men that are handing their cocks to her.
That poor wife now has to explain to her kids that daddy left because he fucked Bella Swan,
“Mummy, what happened to our Twilight DVDs and posters and such?”
“Er…they went bad. Vampire material never lasts that long. Sunlight, you know.”
Mommy, why are daddy’s clothes on the lawn?
Mommy, why is “Cheating Asshole And His Whore” scratched on daddy’s car?
They’re STILL trying to convince us that Robby likes girls??
Yeesh. At least four people are having a shitttttty ass day.
Not surprised, this is how Hollywood works. The two of them probably wore out his casting couch before she was officially signed on for the project.
But good gawd, he chose to take bella swan to the casting couch when Charlize Theron was the other choice?
Who’s to say he didn’t fuck Charlize?
Who’se to say Charlize would give it to him? Lol I’m surprised she chose the director! If I was to get caught it would have been with Thor!!!
I once heard an old school director say in an interview that one of the best pieces of advice he could give to young directors was “Never cast with your dick.”
People already hated her. she was starting to earn some fans and some people’s respect and she does this? Goodbye SWATH franchise, goodbye future awesome roles. The promo for Twilight and On The Road starts in a couple of months. Her new perfume with Balenciaga is also going to suffer from this. who wants to associate their brand with that situation?
The way this unfolded. Paparazzi photos of him going down on her. It could not have been any nastier, more disgraceful, more gross. And he’s married, to top it all. With little children too.
We always knew she had no class from the way she talked in interviews. why are we surprised? smoking a bong at 17 on her doorstep, cheating on her boyfriend with rob, stealing her “best friend’s” boyfriend.
Rob knew what he was in for…
Rob is gay and wanted the free promo or she is an amazing lay. Only explanation.
are you 14 years old? is this 1999? Why would he have to be gay?
VAnne, this thing is going to keep you wringing your hands for a week, isn’t it? Settle down a bit before you develop a migraine.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that most people who want to see On the Road aren’t going to boycott the film because of this. Maybe the vampire and fairy-tale franchises will suffer a little, but you know what? If people really stopped seeing movies that starred or co-starred actors who cheated on their wives/husbands/girlfriends/boyfriends, there’d be no Hollywood.
I, for one, stopped going to movies entirely when Mel Gibson left Mrs. Mel. The perfidy, the betrayal, the loss of trust just became too much to bear.
Well, that, and finding out the penguins in Happy Feet weren’t actually real.
1. It was a pipe, not a bong
2. There’s nothing wrong with some smoking weed
“Dammit, what was it I wanted to ask Rupert about again? I know it starts with an m . . . “
I am shocked, SHOCKED, to learn a director had sex with one of the actresses in his film.
everyone’s just shocked to hear the actress isn’t Olivia Munn.
Did someone call for shrimp with cocktail sauce?
He wasn’t an established enough director to get on her schedule.
Pffft….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9425771/Liberty-Ross-caught-up-in-false-Kristen-Stewart-affair-claims.html
Guys, guys…it’s okay, there is a logical explanation for this. Kristen Stewart is slackjawed. So obviously her mouth was open and his dick just happened to fall in. Totally reasonable.
Three cheers for this impulsive act of heterosexuality outside the boundries of her long distance relationship with greasy flat faced possibly gay sparkle guy.
Hip hip….HOORAY!
I know she must have been desperate for a good tongue lashing, but next time do try to pick someone hotter & less married.
Doc, you have such a way with words.
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere else”…and are so much more interesting.
Cock Dr, the amazing subtleties in your prose have got me green with envy…
“…greasy flat faced possibly gay sparkle guy.” Totally superb!
LOL!
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I don’t buy it. It’s a publicity stunt. “My beautiful wife…my heavenly children?” Who talks like that?
Guys who love their wife and kids?
A guy who got caught eating bella swan out in the home depot parking lot?
Bingo.
If it were a PR stunt, it wouldn’t have been with an old guy with a wife and kids. It would have been with one of those goddamned endless supply of Hemsworth brothers, or some other young flavor of the month.
Shes 22 hes 41…eww he could be her dad! That is just gross, why would she want such an old man anyways? Anyways, at least she admitted it and didnt deny it, I giveher credit there…she is not a demon, she fucked up, lots of hollywood people do…shes just got the balls to admit it. She is not the ONLY person in hollywood to ever cheat, she wasnt married…the man was, he is worse for doing it to his wife and kids, what a shit head.
Nepotism will only take you so far when you have mediocre talent….. that’s why the casting couch exists.
“41 is an old man,” says mike, who has never heard of an apostrophe and thinks Oddjob is a character from a video game.
—TomFrank, 41
Odds are that “mike” is a 13 year old girl with a lot of “Team Cullen” posters on her bedroom walls..
More like 20 – 40 years-old with the emotional and intellectual development of a 14 year-old.
If you wanna get an idea of the typical drooling fawning fan of twicrap go to youtube and do a search for “nuttymadam”. Warning: I STRONGLY recommend you fortify yourself with a few shots of 100 proof before you do.
Truth: Older men are better in bed.
Minute details or your posting has no meaning.
“He could be her dad.” And what’s the downside here? At the very worst she has a relationship with a guy who sleeps with her mom and gives her money.
Damn must suck being a celebrity. You can’t even cheat in peace.
i’m sure she could cheat in peace if they took it indoors. at least get some tint on those car windows!
Fuck, who would give this comment the thumbs down ?? I think it’s right on !!
I’d have a lot of respect for Robert Pattison if he released an official statement that just said” “WHORE! WHORE! WHORE!”
I’ll respect him so much if he never goes back together with her. That was fucking embarrassing. Fucking some dude inside a car in broad daylight like that. A married guy, her own director. Fucking cliche.
Time to move on from Twilight and the sour puss.
at least she has an excuse to look uncomfortable in public!
On the other hand, there is another way to play this:
“Kristen, I’ll forgive you under one condition. I get a blowjob anytime I want one…I don’t care where we are, who is around, how tired you are…nothing. Blowjobs on demand 365 days a year or pack your bags.”
Indeed. Millions of women willing to step in and take his mind off of the little cunt.
They were reenacting Jackie Brown: Kristen was Bridget Fonda and after smoking some reef she says “You want to fuck?” and he was high and desperate enough like Deniro to say “Yea, sure”.
I hate people that cheat. I hope Rob and Liberty hook up for freaky time.
“I hate people who cheat” but then you condone it (for all intents and purposes, Liberty is still married). That makes worlds of sense.
If I was him, I’d kick ass to the curb and so far beyond they’d have to put orange pylons around her.
Geez, to think, she only had a few months left for the last twicrap to be released and she would’ve been freed from her beard contract with bobby…….
I am actually kind of surprised this is true.
Its true. She had already cheated on Michael Angarano with Robert Pattison, just nobody cared at the time because neither kristen or rob were that famous. When she was first cast as Bella, her boyfriend was Michael Angarano and people were saying how she was with ROb but she even went on radio interviews denying rob and saying how much she loved Michael Angarano and then one day she’s just shamelessly walking around with rob and not caring about the other dude. So, yes she cheated and she’s a little slut and gets rid of old boyfriends by cheating on them.
I love her!!! lol
this is why this exist http://i.imgur.com/m83by.gif
This is definitely fitting into the definition of a clusterfuck. Easy to believe that the spoiled Kristen Stewart would be involved of course.
And suddenly the boring bitch becomes entertaining..
My team has released a statement too. (By my team, I mean my Grandma after she made my PB&J sandwich… speaking of which, how many times do I have to tell her to cut the fucking crusts off?)
It reads, “I don’t give a shit. I don’t give a shit. After a lot of soul searching, I’m sorry but I don’t give a shit about pale morons sexing each other up and releasing statements about shit that’s no one else’s business.”
“Kristen was the best gang-bang we ever had.” – the seven dwarves.
The guys got this all wrong. They should have generated this illusion prior to the release of the movie , then the movie ticket sales would have spiked
Hmmm…could this all be part of a huge publicity stunt? (Not that “stars” ever so such things. Never.) But the last craptastic vampire movie is coming out soon, and so the need to pretend the stars are in a relationship is pretty much over, too. Why not end the contractually-required romance with a bang that might also garner more rentals of the Snow White movie, instead of ending it with a little whimper that they couldn’t suck publicity from??
Ummmmmm…this director couldn’t find any chick hotter than this dead-eyed, talentless, plain jane with a ’90s grunge fetish? Really? That’s the real story here.
I don’t see much people giving a fuck about this. Sure, the teenage girls will cry but that’s what they do. Pattinson is gay and she’s a sexy young woman who needs her kitty scratched. The only people she needs to apologise to is the man’s wife and family..
I know my interest in this story is fading fast. Thse pics of him eating her out in the car were hilarious though. I want to give him a high five.
I have yet to see pics of pussy licking. Saw tit sucking. Did I miss it?
Agreed. WTF do these studio bosses expect a nice slutty young girl to do? She has to beard for her fancy costar long enough for the last movie to come out without any dick? That’s a contract I will definitely NEVER sign.
Just think, soon those God awful movies will be out of the theater, then she can finally date a heterosexual….oops, nope, then the DVD’s come out…Poor girl.
hahaha she looks so much like a troll here.
I find her quite attractive
Does your seeing-eye dog like her, too?
All I gotta say is.. If your throbbing enough to to get down to business in your car, in daylight, in plain view of people with working eyeballs…. That is some goddamn amazing sex. Woooo… totally worth it.
I know right? If you’re that desperate and horny your boyfriend CAN’T be straight!!!
well so what happened all those months while filming together? HMMMM
I’m very surprised by this. I was not expecting this from her at all. She is quite unpredictable, what’s next? is she gonna go on a shooting spree at a theater. I wouldn’t be surprised anymore. Wow just wow.
Amazing. This “story” has generated 90+ comments. And some of these posters sound like this happened to them personally. Good god-a’mighty!
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People just like to be the morals police. She fucked up. At least she had the balls to admit it and apologise. Most other celebs would’ve plead innocence to the grave.
Um, perhaps this cunt should apologize to the woman who’s man she fucked. How bout that?
*standing ovation*
why? the man should apologize
PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLLYWOOD IS SO FUCKING FAKE
FUCK U ALL
Have these damn pictures been posted anywhere yet? Inquiring minds wants to know.
is it just me or kristen would be a great lesbian? think of her with amber heard, not bad, not bad at all.
Thanx for ruining Amber Heard for me.
So, the wife is also in the movie and would therefore have a vested interest in getting more people to see…Publicity stunt?
“Therefore, you will… NARFTLE THE GARTHOK!!”
Coneheads reboot, 2014