Kristen Stewart Wore This To The London Premiere of ‘Sparkling Dong Part 2′

November 15th, 2012 // 95 Comments

I’m guessing because the director who ate her out in the backseat of a car is British, Kristen Stewart showed up to the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Holy Fuck How Long Is This Title? Part 2 looking like Gozer the Gozerian’s sluttly little sister Goze-ass. So in honor of this occasion, let us all comment how this does absolutely nothing for us and that she’s probably a lesbian. Seems like the right thing to do.

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  1. So it’s the old “reaffirm my fame through the male public’s willingness to bang me bit” Classic

  2. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    right
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    This looks like Shaun White from the back. No bueno!

  3. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Rawr
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    Shes done softcore porn. She smiles a lot.

  4. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    cabora
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    Worst dressed list

  5. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Halfawitta
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    Cher’s love child?

  6. kery

    what was she thinking ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  7. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    suck it
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    wtf am I Iooking at…?

  8. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    The collective "meh"
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    I can almost hear her sing that Disney classic…
    “Someday my tits will come”

  9. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Tricky Fisher
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    That’s gotta be a bitch to take off in the front seat of a car.

  10. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    whomsoever
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    What a B E A Youtiful garment

  11. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    whomsoever
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    She should consider implants if she wants my movie dollar…and you can bet your free government contraceptives she does.

  12. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    welldoneson
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    looks nice from this angle, front and back not so much

  13. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Huh...
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    There is no Dana only Zuul

  14. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    KC
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    Many Bothan doilies died to bring us this outfit.

  15. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Mike Hunt
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    Abject proof that women should not be allowed to have any real power . Need to know how not to look stupid. Imagine if she could impose her will on us!

    • InkyBlack

      Women do impose their will on us, it’s called marriage :)
      But don’t worry, the chances of Kristen Stewart marrying you lie somewhere between zero and not happening.

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    anonym
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    someone forgot to tell her that she looks awful in this outfit.

  17. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    anonymous
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    Last ditch effort to make a splash. She knows her A-List days are over.

  18. Joan-A-Tron

    I have been saying she is lesbian for years!!!!! My gaydar has been going off with her big time. Not the most welcomed member to my team though.

    • hate is an energy, channel it positively

      based on all the misogyny dished out on this site, if she became a lesbian it would not surprise anyone, the least of which tearing people apart for public amusement appeals to the masses speaks to culture of depraved indifference, mentioning lesbianism spoils illusions and for the rest delusions.

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    Pickles
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    This would look amazing on a woman with a body that fit this kind of outfit. I actually really dig it…just not on her.

  20. gigi

    shiny butt cheeks….lol another lovely Frederick’s of Hollywood private collection choice I see…

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    liahra
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    this chick got no figure what so ever.
    nice.

  22. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Geenie
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    Whats with the shiney red patch on her arse? It looks like she sat in a puddle of blood o.0

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    Skeeter
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    She is a little thinner than I’d like but I would still bang her and play with her butthole.

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    Skeeter
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    I think she looks good. I’d have no issue with banging each of her holes.

  25. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Skeeter
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    I bet she gives outstanding BJs.

  26. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Rose
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    She does not have the body to wear that. She’s in great shape and all, but you can’t be built like a bean pole and wear that. Awkward.

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