I’m guessing because the director who ate her out in the backseat of a car is British, Kristen Stewart showed up to the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Holy Fuck How Long Is This Title? Part 2 looking like Gozer the Gozerian’s sluttly little sister Goze-ass. So in honor of this occasion, let us all comment how this does absolutely nothing for us and that she’s probably a lesbian. Seems like the right thing to do.
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So it’s the old “reaffirm my fame through the male public’s willingness to bang me bit” Classic
This looks like Shaun White from the back. No bueno!
Shes done softcore porn. She smiles a lot.
Worst dressed list
Cher’s love child?
what was she thinking ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wtf am I Iooking at…?
I can almost hear her sing that Disney classic…
“Someday my tits will come”
That’s gotta be a bitch to take off in the front seat of a car.
What a B E A Youtiful garment
She should consider implants if she wants my movie dollar…and you can bet your free government contraceptives she does.
looks nice from this angle, front and back not so much
There is no Dana only Zuul
Many Bothan doilies died to bring us this outfit.
Abject proof that women should not be allowed to have any real power . Need to know how not to look stupid. Imagine if she could impose her will on us!
Women do impose their will on us, it’s called marriage :)
But don’t worry, the chances of Kristen Stewart marrying you lie somewhere between zero and not happening.
someone forgot to tell her that she looks awful in this outfit.
Last ditch effort to make a splash. She knows her A-List days are over.
I have been saying she is lesbian for years!!!!! My gaydar has been going off with her big time. Not the most welcomed member to my team though.
based on all the misogyny dished out on this site, if she became a lesbian it would not surprise anyone, the least of which tearing people apart for public amusement appeals to the masses speaks to culture of depraved indifference, mentioning lesbianism spoils illusions and for the rest delusions.
This would look amazing on a woman with a body that fit this kind of outfit. I actually really dig it…just not on her.
shiny butt cheeks….lol another lovely Frederick’s of Hollywood private collection choice I see…
this chick got no figure what so ever.
nice.
Whats with the shiney red patch on her arse? It looks like she sat in a puddle of blood o.0
She is a little thinner than I’d like but I would still bang her and play with her butthole.
I think she looks good. I’d have no issue with banging each of her holes.
I bet she gives outstanding BJs.
She does not have the body to wear that. She’s in great shape and all, but you can’t be built like a bean pole and wear that. Awkward.