Kristen Stewart Wore This To The London Premiere of ‘Sparkling Dong Part 2′

November 15th, 2012 // 95 Comments

I’m guessing because the director who ate her out in the backseat of a car is British, Kristen Stewart showed up to the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Holy Fuck How Long Is This Title? Part 2 looking like Gozer the Gozerian’s sluttly little sister Goze-ass. So in honor of this occasion, let us all comment how this does absolutely nothing for us and that she’s probably a lesbian. Seems like the right thing to do.

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    I like her but…. this does nothing for me. She’s probably a lesbian.

  2. EricLr

    Well, my movie career is over and everyone hates me. Might as well follow the Kardashian approach and become a provocative whore, in hopes that someone will give me a shitty reality show.

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    Tron
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    Sorry haters – but, she’s hot. (nuff said).

  4. Can only imagine she lost a bet with Lady Gaga.

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    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait! Don’t celebrities hire people that are supposed to prevent them from wearing stupid shit outfits like this in public?

    • KC

      Obviously that person hates her too.

      • welldoneson

        Yes, KC, it has recently become apparent that a few celebrities are not at ALL well managed, in fact you may be right, some of them have total azzholes making decisions for them. We need to start a new business helping celebs unload parasites who don’t have the celeb’s best interest in mind. I suspect that would be a tough job :)

      • KC

        Not the way I meant that comment at all. Besides, you should be glad that KStew’s stylist hates her: Wearing shitty outfits is the most interesting thing she does.

        And did you ever consider that maybe her stylist hates her because s/he actually has to deal with Stewart? I can’t stand a 5 minute interview with her so I can’t even imagine how difficult it would be to work with her.

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    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    i remember years ago when she was the biggest tom-boy in Hollywood and vowed to never really change. i guess after years of people telling her that she actually looks like a girl and not Jody Foster’s twin lesbian sister she decided to sex it all up.

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    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    i be lovin’ them small firm boobies. reminds me of my high school days.

  8. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    well HELLO!!! .

  9. 1. The back of her head is ridiculous.
    and
    2. “Sparkling Dong Part 2″ sounds like CINEMATIC GOLD.

  10. Sven Golly

    Gotta give the people what they want. The Twilight tweener fan base evidently demands T&A, albeit in VERY small portions.

  11. Cock Dr

    What the hell is she wearing on her ass? Is that some new space age sparkle polymer?

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    Even Prince is saying, “Bitch, that shit looks crazy.”

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    Natty Ice
    Commented on this photo:

    What, did she steal this from JLo’s touring wardrobe?

  14. cc

    I think she’s a space cadet…but seeing her in that would really make me want to fuck her.

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    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, just look, Taylor Lautner , boy ass, R-Pattz, make your own punchline with Usher or Elmo or something.

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    Judas Iscariot
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m confused.

  17. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Judas Iscariot
    Commented on this photo:

    Still confused.

  18. FYou

    There is no Kristen only tool.

  19. Schmidtler

    why isn’t she showing off her shiny new titties?

  20. it had to be said

    To paraphrase Churchill, never in the field of Hollywood whoredom has so little been so attractive, to so few.

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    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Today on Project Runway, you’ll be designing a red carpet outfit inspired by the outfit the soldiers wore in Spaceballs. Good luck designers.

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    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s on the rag.

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    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    To think, the amount of drugs they used to get her to “smile” like this would have been enough to help a small African village.

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    jessica
    Commented on this photo:

    In her defense, these are really shitty movies.

  25. Vampire semen must be acidic.

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    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am smiling.”

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    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me or do her hips kinda just of blend in with her waist?

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    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    steel plates?

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    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks ok from the front but the back reminds me of that music video Robbie Williams did where he starts ripping of his skin exposing his muscle. Odd look.

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    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god. Would so do.

  31. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to squeeze those boobies.

  32. inkydink

    crap actress in crappier movies wear yet another hideous outfit.

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    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Love it. Wanna wear it.

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    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO @ the chicks checking out her ass behind her.

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    Darth Mung
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a wrought-iron fence

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    80's Chick
    Commented on this photo:

    Cher looks kind of young in this pic

  37. Alright guys, let me have it. I love this, and I love the other sheer one she wore the other night. I love Zuhair Murad and she wears so much of it. I love love love that designer

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    Edward
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure Rupert will be getting all up in that shit later.

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    sad face

  40. Dr. Ravel Debussy

    Dear Robert, In your spare time read up on what evolutionary psychology has to say about romantic love, as this may help you appreciate that such love can be a very nasty trap. Then consider if you would have the same standards for hired help that you would have for someone you commit to romantically. For example, would you hire an accountant who you knew had stolen from a previous client? If not, why would you remain in a romantic relationship with someone who cheated on you (unless you’re into open relationships)?

  41. tlmck

    That would be a decent outfit on a woman.

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    Mickey01232000
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is Mr. Blackwell when you need him?

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    The “EEEWWWW!” look on the girl up behind Kristen is just priceless!

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    cj
    Commented on this photo:

    its like the opposite of ass-less chaps

    • I bet it originally was ass-less. Then someone pointed out they won’t show that on television so she slapped on a handy package of Lee Press-on Butt Cheeks ( which she normally wears underneath her clothes ) and voila! Trash is born.

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    Pippa?

  46. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Nice tits.

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    That’s how you premier a fuckin’ movie. I have a bad admission. I like vampire stories so much, I bet if I was forced to watch these movies I might end up liking them. I suck.

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    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid twit. She looks like a complete idiot.

  49. Kristen Stewart See Through Body Suit The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    The greasy hair really adds to the effect of complete and total, thoughtless, unwashed talentless mess.

  50. El Jefe

    She looks like she is ready for another go in the Home Depot parking lot.

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