I’m guessing because the director who ate her out in the backseat of a car is British, Kristen Stewart showed up to the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Holy Fuck How Long Is This Title? Part 2 looking like Gozer the Gozerian’s sluttly little sister Goze-ass. So in honor of this occasion, let us all comment how this does absolutely nothing for us and that she’s probably a lesbian. Seems like the right thing to do.
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I like her but…. this does nothing for me. She’s probably a lesbian.
I’m not sure I like that but, I cannot lie.
Well, my movie career is over and everyone hates me. Might as well follow the Kardashian approach and become a provocative whore, in hopes that someone will give me a shitty reality show.
Sorry haters – but, she’s hot. (nuff said).
But then she ruins it by turning around.
Can only imagine she lost a bet with Lady Gaga.
Wait! Don’t celebrities hire people that are supposed to prevent them from wearing stupid shit outfits like this in public?
Obviously that person hates her too.
Yes, KC, it has recently become apparent that a few celebrities are not at ALL well managed, in fact you may be right, some of them have total azzholes making decisions for them. We need to start a new business helping celebs unload parasites who don’t have the celeb’s best interest in mind. I suspect that would be a tough job :)
Not the way I meant that comment at all. Besides, you should be glad that KStew’s stylist hates her: Wearing shitty outfits is the most interesting thing she does.
And did you ever consider that maybe her stylist hates her because s/he actually has to deal with Stewart? I can’t stand a 5 minute interview with her so I can’t even imagine how difficult it would be to work with her.
i remember years ago when she was the biggest tom-boy in Hollywood and vowed to never really change. i guess after years of people telling her that she actually looks like a girl and not Jody Foster’s twin lesbian sister she decided to sex it all up.
i be lovin’ them small firm boobies. reminds me of my high school days.
And even today, you still wear your sister’s training bra.
well HELLO!!! .
1. The back of her head is ridiculous.
and
2. “Sparkling Dong Part 2″ sounds like CINEMATIC GOLD.
Gotta give the people what they want. The Twilight tweener fan base evidently demands T&A, albeit in VERY small portions.
What the hell is she wearing on her ass? Is that some new space age sparkle polymer?
certainly some sort of ass plates
Even Prince is saying, “Bitch, that shit looks crazy.”
What, did she steal this from JLo’s touring wardrobe?
I think she’s a space cadet…but seeing her in that would really make me want to fuck her.
Okay, just look, Taylor Lautner , boy ass, R-Pattz, make your own punchline with Usher or Elmo or something.
I’m confused.
Still confused.
There is no Kristen only tool.
*Appreciative clapping*
why isn’t she showing off her shiny new titties?
To paraphrase Churchill, never in the field of Hollywood whoredom has so little been so attractive, to so few.
Today on Project Runway, you’ll be designing a red carpet outfit inspired by the outfit the soldiers wore in Spaceballs. Good luck designers.
Looks like she’s on the rag.
It’s the reflection of the red carpet. That’s how shiny her ass is.
To think, the amount of drugs they used to get her to “smile” like this would have been enough to help a small African village.
In her defense, these are really shitty movies.
Vampire semen must be acidic.
“I am smiling.”
Nice Black Dynamite reference.
Is it just me or do her hips kinda just of blend in with her waist?
steel plates?
It looks ok from the front but the back reminds me of that music video Robbie Williams did where he starts ripping of his skin exposing his muscle. Odd look.
Oh my god. Would so do.
I want to squeeze those boobies.
crap actress in crappier movies wear yet another hideous outfit.
Love it. Wanna wear it.
Agreed, love the outfit & she looks hot as hell
LMAO @ the chicks checking out her ass behind her.
She looks like a wrought-iron fence
Cher looks kind of young in this pic
Alright guys, let me have it. I love this, and I love the other sheer one she wore the other night. I love Zuhair Murad and she wears so much of it. I love love love that designer
Thank god. Another girl here with taste.
Ahhh you like it too?! Thank god!! I love this one :http://www.google.com/imgres?q=kristen+stewart+zuhair+murad+dress&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&tbo=d&rls=en&biw=1280&bih=719&tbm=isch&tbnid=Xkw9hWloUl5Z_M:&imgrefurl=http://thefashion-court.com/2012/09/kristen-stewart-in-zuhair-murad-couture-on-the-road-premiere-toronto-international-film-festival/&docid=UnLBANHRIYpiKM&imgurl=http://thefashion-court.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kristen-stewart-in-zuhair-murad-tiff-on-the-road-premiere.png&w=655&h=480&ei=1J6lUOuROsWQ2QWPj4HgBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=776&sig=102117808311805659499&page=1&tbnh=123&tbnw=163&start=0&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:34,s:0,i:191&tx=54&ty=80
You mean bad taste, right? haha I kid. I kid. But you do seem like you try so hard in your comments. A for effort. ;)
I’m sure Rupert will be getting all up in that shit later.
sad face
Dear Robert, In your spare time read up on what evolutionary psychology has to say about romantic love, as this may help you appreciate that such love can be a very nasty trap. Then consider if you would have the same standards for hired help that you would have for someone you commit to romantically. For example, would you hire an accountant who you knew had stolen from a previous client? If not, why would you remain in a romantic relationship with someone who cheated on you (unless you’re into open relationships)?
That would be a decent outfit on a woman.
Where is Mr. Blackwell when you need him?
The “EEEWWWW!” look on the girl up behind Kristen is just priceless!
girl?! that’s a grown-ass woman
its like the opposite of ass-less chaps
I bet it originally was ass-less. Then someone pointed out they won’t show that on television so she slapped on a handy package of Lee Press-on Butt Cheeks ( which she normally wears underneath her clothes ) and voila! Trash is born.
Pippa?
Wow. Nice tits.
That’s how you premier a fuckin’ movie. I have a bad admission. I like vampire stories so much, I bet if I was forced to watch these movies I might end up liking them. I suck.
I double triple dare you to watch one.
Stupid twit. She looks like a complete idiot.
The greasy hair really adds to the effect of complete and total, thoughtless, unwashed talentless mess.
She looks like she is ready for another go in the Home Depot parking lot.