Kristen Stewart Wore This To The London Premiere of ‘Sparkling Dong Part 2′

I’m guessing because the director who ate her out in the backseat of a car is British, Kristen Stewart showed up to the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Holy Fuck How Long Is This Title? Part 2 looking like Gozer the Gozerian’s sluttly little sister Goze-ass. So in honor of this occasion, let us all comment how this does absolutely nothing for us and that she’s probably a lesbian. Seems like the right thing to do.

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