What The Hell Is Kristen Stewart Wearing?

December 14th, 2012 // 56 Comments

Earlier in the week, Kristen Stewart openly breathed in her own farts by saying a bunch of pretentious shit about On The Road, so a good way to make everyone forget every goddamn word you said is to show up on a red carpet wearing my grandmother’s underwear under a shower curtain. That’s how I told my parents I bombed an entire semester of college and all they did was make me get electroshock therapy until I couldn’t even look at a hot dog without having a seizure. It’s a foolproof plan.

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  1. Cock Dr

    WTF
    I think she was smoking some strong weed right before she selected this…um….frock.

  2. it had to be said

    Meh. Who cares. Do not want.

  3. lionofhighpark

    Even when she’s smiling she really doesn’t smile

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    You know it’s bad when even the chick in the background disapproves.

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    Frank Burns
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    Kristin is modeling the latest fashion line from “Granny Victoria’s Secret”, a sexy Viagra-blue satin number sure to inspire octogenarian ogling from every man in his “Twilight” years.

  6. Confusus

    Something Katy Perry threw out because it was too plastic and too stupid looking?

  7. Kristen Stewart Midriff Short Shorts On The Road Screening
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    Sweet Jesus is that a cracking smile and an attempt at a wave? Lord have mercy she is wearing my grandma’s pants and tops.
    “But ain’t nobody got time for dat”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udS-OcNtSWo&feature=relmfu

  8. Taylor Swift's Tampn String

    I would eat her asshole after a steady diet of Taco Bell.

  9. Twyla Jane

    If one was so compelled to decide on such a costume, *whilst feeling loopy as a fruit* only wear the see through overlay and don’t leave the house . Cha Ching!

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    i love how ‘who gives a fuck’ this is. seriously – i think that this is an ‘on the road’ comment – its very fifties underwear like. amazingly unattractive. penance?

  11. Another classic from the 2012 Kristen Stewart Fugalcious World Tour.

    I guess next time the producers will make sure they provide wardrobe for press junkets.

  12. Deacon Jones

    In an attempt to dispose of the evidence, they made a dress out of the material recovered at the Roswell Crash.

    Well played, USAF, well played.

  13. I actually usually like her dresses that other people don’t like. But this is the first one I do not like. Don’t hate, but don’t like it.

    Shoes are FIERCE though.

  14. Its a Golden Shower Curtain dress from the new R. Kelly Fall line.

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    i love how ‘who gives a fuck’ this is. seriously – i think that this is an ‘on the road’ comment – its very fifties underwear like. amazingly unattractive. penance?

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    JC
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    “I believe this is an approximation of what you humans call…friendliness.”

  17. inkydink

    she’s revolting.

  18. Oh, it’s a smile. That’s what she’s wearing. I understand why you didn’t recognize, because it’s out of context.

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    Toe Jam
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    I love the hooker looker…that never goes out of style.

  20. El Jefe

    What in the fuc….?

    If she were in front of me, or in my car in a deserted Home Depot parking lot, I would immediately make her take this off.

  21. I’m wondering how I can work the words “receiving fellatio from the director” into Willie Nelson’s On The Road Again

  22. USDA Prime McBeef

    I wonder how much grey goose is required to get into her “cherry noir”? I’m a bit low on weed at the moment.

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    Tranny style.

  24. Neal

    Well she finally find an outfit as weak & thin as the plot for the twilight films..good for her!

  25. Kristen Stewart Midriff Short Shorts On The Road Screening
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    Don’t know about the dress, but those are definitely her grandma’s underwear

  26. Rosalie

    OMG. That is almost exactly the outfit I designed when I was 10 years old after successfully drawing the bulldog for that mail-in art school test.

  27. Kristen Stewart Midriff Short Shorts On The Road Screening
    welldoneson
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    That’s that dress from Star Trek that allowed its blind wearer to be able to see. Those showbiz folks can afford all the good stuff.
    In other news, Kristen is blind? That would explain the guys she dates/is seen with/bonks.

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    Wobz
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    Creepy guy in the back.

  29. Moo Cow Hunter

    A stylish and practical mosquito net for the summer with “Me love you long time.” written on it in various languages for Asian tourists.

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    The Royal Penis
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    This isnt even remotely attractive.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    So how does it feel to have all that Oscar buzz about On The Road?

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Oh don’t worry, you always have Slut White And The Helmsman 2 to look forward to.

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    Mickey01232000
    Commented on this photo:

    This of course is a compensated appearance courtesy of the KMart Jaclyn Smith collection.

  34. Skeeter

    I want her to sit on my face ASAP.

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    creapure90
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    slap that hoe

  36. Edg

    Her clothes are always so tacky besides she doesn’t have panache

  37. JustSaying

    She looked hot during the Daily Show, boots and all…

  38. Kristen Stewart Midriff Short Shorts On The Road Screening
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    id still give it a go

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    facefuc
    Commented on this photo:

    … so if we are gonna get back together… there’s this outfit you need to wear…

  40. Bronka

    She has nice legs.

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    I want to shake the hand of the person who talked her into buying that outfit.

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    LLBL
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    In every picture there is a thick wannabe redhead licking her phone because it looks like a grape Popsicle saying it all with her eyes.

  43. Sometimes she really impresses, other times she looks like a 9 year old in pajama lingerie.

  44. You HAVE to wear granny’s shower curtain if you’re going to wear granny’s undergarments. It’s just good fashion sense.

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    That face looks Cherry-Noired, must have drunk all her free samples before buying that “dress.”

  46. Kristen Stewart Midriff Short Shorts On The Road Screening
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    And great posture, Quasimodo.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    does this gal not have any real friends to tell her she looks ridiculous???

  48. So she spent all her Twilight money buying the rights to Space Invaders.

  49. Kristen Stewart Midriff Short Shorts On The Road Screening
    tillmangeek
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    After the stunning success of Lindsay Lohan in the Liz Taylor biopic, a beaming Kristin Stewart will now take on “The Esther Williams Story”. The consummate actress will stay in character during the entire shoot, even off camera.

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