Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders Were Doing It For Six Months

July 30th, 2012 // 72 Comments
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Kristen Stewart claimed her make-out session with Rupert Sanders was a “momentary indiscretion” because people just all of a sudden agree to meet and tongue each other’s no-no places in a parking lot without a history of seeing each other naked, but Liberty Ross‘ brother is claiming their affair went on for at least six months, according to RadarOnline:

Leopold Ross, brother of Sanders’ actress wife, Liberty Ross, told the Brit newspaper, The People, “It was from the last half of filming and all through post-production, clear into last week.”

His sister, who had a small role as Kristen’s mother in Snow White and the Huntsman, had left England with Rupert and primarily stayed home raising their two children, so that he could pursue his dream of becoming a successful Hollywood director.
“She made some sacrifices for something she thought was worth it, now she knows, right? Five minutes from her home….”

Wow, what a kick in the SparkleBalls to Robert Pattinson. And not because Kristen Stewart cheated on him but because that’s six months he could’ve been playing with Katy Perry‘s giant breasts instead of wasting his time with tiny implants strapped to an emotionless, dead-fish that’s high all the time. Rupert Sanders gave Kristen Stewart coke is what I’m trying to say here. “Okay, whatev, I’ll try it, but it’ll probably suck. *SNOORRRT* Ohmygod, I’m so full of life! Do me in a car, Rupert Murdoch!”

Photos: Getty


  1. Even though it’s Liberty’s brother saying all this it wouldn’t be that surprising. Why would you just assume that they met up with each other long after filming to just make out in a parking lot, it’s not hard to believe they’ve been fucking for awhile.

  2. Lemmiwinks

    Robert Pattison was entered in a cream pie eating contest without his knowledge? Good.

  3. Adriana

    That sucks! Feel so bad for Rob!!!

    • Archie Leach

      robby is the big winner in this as now he’s free to pursue all those penises that the beard contract prevented him from chasing.

    • BrandiLye

      He’s actually straight, been with other chicks their entire “relationship”, hardly ever Kristen. I like her taste in men outside the whole pale and married bits. Go girl. Heh.

  4. Sven Golly

    Know what would really make this story interesting? If Rupert was also secretly fucking Pattinson. Let’s just assume he was.

  5. kimmykimkim

    Good for them. He’s obviously way better in bed than that sparkle douche. I mean, look at her face these days. That’s as gleeful as she gets.

    • kimmykimkim

      But they need to wrap up this affair soon before it gets boring for them or worse, they become a couple. The last thing they need is to be a real couple. Then she’d have to find a new dude to cheat on him with.

      • kimmykimkim

        Don, are you Canadian or an Englishman? I ask because of your spelling. And because I’m nosey. :o)

        Oh, but I called The Stew and she’s totally on board with it. But she likes married men, so if you’re not married, go and get it done, son!

      • I’m Trinidadian. And how about you marry me?

      • kimmykimkim

        Only if we can cheat on each other. But then it’s not cheating anymore, huh? Ok, only if we can have an “open relationship” and you best not bring home any diseases! Oh and one more thing: I’m the boss, unless I give you permission to be the boss, temporarily. As long as you know that, we’ll get along just fine. ;o) Haha!

      • Silly Kimmy. Women can’t be the boss. Lol. JK! I’m definitely down with an open relationship. It lets us both be ourselves. If you’ve read my comments in other posts you know I’m a pretty open guy. Are you open to experimenting, Karma Sutra style?

        But what happens if one day i want you all to myself, or vice versa?

      • kimmykimkim

        Oh, I’ll experiment all you want, but wanting me all to yourself? I don’t know about all that. Then you’ll be trying to put a baby in me and make me cook.

      • Somebody’s got to cook. We’ll need the energy. And relax, I don’t want any kids yet. It’s all about the fucking right now.

      • pfk

        Don, I was born in Trinidad.

      • Cool. I still live there. Where are you now?

      • pfk


  6. downdowndown

    One big Daddy-issue circle jerk.

  7. VV

    If a guy named Leopold says it’s true, who are we to question it?

  8. Smapdi

    Over at they claim that Pattinson has been cheating all along himself, so no pity needed for him.

    • Crazy Days and Nights. Now there’s a reliable source.

    • God dammit, I think anyone who has to listen to either one of their Twifans’ protracted whining, screaming and hand-wringing is the one who’s really deserving of any pity!

      That includes pity-fucks, too. You have no idea how much I’ve suffered over this….*sniff*.

      • Cock Dr

        Cannot wait for the red carpet premieres of the last movie……and photos of all the players looking just as miserable & awkward as can be.
        Pattinson should bring a new boyfriend, that would make the whole scene perfect.

      • Only if that new boyfriend is Taylor Lautner will it be perfect.

  9. Is there not a distinct possibility that all the “relationships” supposedly in play outside of the marriage are complete bullshit, that these people have been screwing whomever they chose for however long this has been going on — including others unacknowledged — and all of this is a series PR campaigns which have come to unplanned ends?

  10. terry

    Rob must be hurting very bad right now.
    His business is all over the net. Kristen is really a nasty, little bitch. But she could care less. The whore made 34.5 million last year. But I think many older woman that have lost their man to young pussy will disengage from her movies. This spells the end of her career. I can feel it.

    • Low Ball

      What career?! Don’t confuse career with being shoehorned into movies.

    • Schmidtler

      You really think Kristen Stewart’s fan base is older married women? I somehow doubt that she’d be out one thin dime even if she completely alienated the older hausfrau demographic.

    • Confusus

      And that’s why no one pays any attention to Angelina Jolie anymore?

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  12. El Jefe

    OMG he has been cheating with her for months, who would have guessed?

  13. JC

    To be fair, six months can totally seem like “a moment” when you’re stoned out of your gourd.

    Not that I’d know from experience or anything.

  14. I think Kristen is the kind of person who is only happy when they’re miserable. I wonder where she’ll go from here. Most of the little Twitard chicks already hated her now she’s given them ample reason.

    It will be intersting to see where her career goes form here. I predict no more thatn one year of apologising and keeping a low profile, then she’ll be back to normal next year.

    • Speculating

      She’s trying to lose her Twifans–or most of them anyways. Her next few films are gritty to a T! We’re talking fully nude scenes, threesomes, and porn stars. She’s never been as innocent as her Twifans make her out to be–but is that such a bad thing? ;)

  15. Veronika Larsson

    I always wondered what sort of people would name their daughter “Liberty”. Now I know.

    It’s people who would name their son “Leopold”.

    Actually, the more I look at the photos of Rupert and Kristen together, the more I see that they are a better physical match than Kristen and Rob. Let’s face it, Kristen was dating out of her league with Pattinson; he’s a gorgeous man and she is a bit plain. (I left an opening for the obvious joke about Pattinson being a gorgeous man and Kristen being a homely man…I didn’t want to cheat any of you trenchant wits).

  16. Danny

    That last sentence made me spit my coffee. It’s almost like you were there :)

  17. That picture of two dudes in a tuxedo might get Rob Pat excited, but not me.

    • Paulini

      Can she be a bad ass? I don’t seem to like kristin that much, i hope she can prove her worth, becuase sadly i dont think the twilight saga does. It was just happen stance that she became a bigger star BECAUSE twilight is as big as it is. But it would be cool to see her change it up- if she can.

  18. direchef

    She looks sticky.

  19. Annie

    What gets me it’s the eternal smug face she carried. Where will all that smugness go now? She could not have been more publicly disgraced if James Deen popped out of nowhere and gagged her and started choking her.

    • Schmidtler

      you do know she was the highest earning actress in hollywood last year, right? so, my guess is, the answer to your question as far as ‘where will that smugness go now?’ is A: The bank. laughing all the way. smoking a big fat joint in the car.

    • pfk

      Yes, she has seemed rather smug the last year or so. Why shouldn’t she be after years of having tons of jealous hate thrown at her because she is young, beautiful, rich, famous, and is the lover and best friend of the most desired man in the world? And I’ll bet anything that you are one of those jealous “people” (lol). You seem like one hell of a bitch, one who doesn’t need to have her picture taken doing private things in public to expose (behind a brave internet user name) how disgraceful you are.

      • Carla

        YEEEHAAAW!!! Twitards mud-wrasslin’ :D

      • pfk

        The label is ‘Twattard’, and it doesn’t matter that you saw fit to respond to the fact that I called out the above cunt good and proper despite all of the other Twattards on this thread and on the internet. Robert Pattinson will never have anything to do with you or her, and Kristen Stewart will always have more than the both of you put together. YEEEHAAAW!!!! on that for a while why don’t you. Oh, but it looks like you and Annie already have.

  20. mike

    she probably wanted to feel attractive and rob obviously wasnt doing his job making her feel pretty so she seeked it elsewhere, and Ruperts wife must not have ben something or else he woudl not have have cheated.

    • *headdesk* SOUGHT, you moron. No one ever “seeked” anything.

      This is also something you don’t know, “mike”, since you’re a 13 y.o. girl, but believe it or not, people can cheat even when they’re having regular sex with a partner. Some people have a low threshold of boredom, some feel they’re entitled to do what they want no matter what, some need more attention than any one person can give, some get off on having illicit sex, and a great many figure they’ll never be caught, so what’s the harm and why should they pass up an opportunity?

      Never assume if someone’s eating out it’s because no one’s cooking anything at home.

      • Don’t forget the part where mike thinks Oddjob is a villain from a Nintendo 64 game. (Yeah, I haven’t let go of this yet.)

      • Since Goldfinger was the first Bond film I saw, I applaud both your persistence and your efforts to further natural selection.
        I say keep on bringing it up until, I dunno, maybe 2015?

      • kimmykimkim

        Also, I would like to add that people are not meant to be monogamous. We’re animals. Marriage was just made up to keep everybody in line and keep everybody “decent”. That’s why most marriages end in divorce. One or both go into it thinking, they’re never going to need another person sexually or emotionally and then they meet someone and it’s like, “aaaahhhhhh, fuuuuuuuck.”

  21. O.o

    not a fan from either her nor rob, but i do feel sorry for rob atm.
    he seemed to care for her alot, sure they werent all too open about it but rob actually didn’t mind talking about it in intervieuws where as kristen would just act like they never where happening… .
    And is it me or does she seem like the future movie star to hop from movie guy to movie guy… (kinda like angelina jolie before her brad pitt days).

  22. Rob should go to the health department and get tested for STDs. I am not a Twilight fan, but I have been a counselor to people who have gotten STDs because their boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse had cheated on them and they didn’t know it and the other man/woman had a STD. Knowing the history of the “casting couch”, where actors/actresses sleep with the director to increase the chances of getting the role, Kristen is not the only lead actress Rupert cheated on his wife with.

  23. brian

    sounds like this story was fabricated by “The People”,,20616330,00.html

  24. Anon

    Even done up, Kirsten Stewart still looks like she smells of old semen and sweaty ass and needs to bathe.

  25. Toby Weymiller

    She and Pattison both look like weebles. He should sneak up on her at night and crap on her face.

  26. blah

    Leopold, Liberty and Rupert. Wtf kind of names are these, stupid brits.

  27. Kristen Stewart Rupert Sanders Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    kristen: you”ll be my bitch

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  29. mariana k

    hahahahahaha you are a genius.

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