“Cropdusting Without Emotion: The Kristen Stewart Story”
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart just got back together (for the sake of the Twilight franchise) a few weeks ago, so of course they’re already cohabiting again because a.) it’s convenient and b.) you want to keep Kristen Stewart out of a car as much as possible or else she gets her pussy licked by other dudes. Think of it like a nervous tic. Us Weekly reports:
But they haven’t exactly returned to the way they were before July, when Us broke the news that the Twilight actress, 22, had cheated with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, 41.
As Us revealed last week, Pattinson, 26, and his estranged love recently “had a dramatic makeup.” But a source tells Us the British hunk “is extra-sensitive right now. He’s insecure.”
“Yep, insecure and sensitive, alright. In fact, something like that make a man start brooding like, oh I dunno, say a lovelorn vampire who wishes nothing more than to spend the rest of his life with his beloved in theaters November 16, 2012.” – What Us Weekly might as well have written.