Kristen Stewart Wore This To Fashion Week

July 2nd, 2013 // 43 Comments

Here’s the now-single Kristen Stewart at Paris Fashion Week where I can’t tell if she’s wearing a designer outfit or simply on her way to shoot Irresistible: The Robert Palmer Story then have the director lick her pussy. I should probably learn more about clothes, but eh, who needs ‘em?

 

Tell me 10 Kristen Stewarts in that outfit wouldn’t fit in here. Or, fine, if she wants to be all feminist about it, we’ll only use four. But one of them plays a synthesizer:

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily

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    brick
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    Whoa! Amber Heard is the opposite of this.

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    AteIsEnough
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    She just looks so plain and boring…I just don’t see “it” guys!!

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    Batu Khan
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    Yeah. She’s fuck him. Why does that turn me on?!

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    Guy
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    Did she ride her bike there?

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    Batu Khan
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    That’s a french guy so you know he’s looking at the shoes.

  6. I see she’s been practicing her expressions. she’s running the full range of bored, apathetic, disinterested, catatonic, impassive, all the way to vacant.

    She’s like the universal opposite of William Shatner.

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    al
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    goddamn sh’e hot. If you don’t see it it’s becaause you are thinking of blowing your boyfriend.

    • Juch

      You want to screw something that looks like a malnourished transvestite Justin Beiber, but its the rest of us who are gay? Yah, right.

      • Leo

        No, you’re gay because you don’t know the difference between “it’s” and “its”. Gay and illiterate.

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    Batu Khan
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    The moment she realized Vanessa Paradis looked younger than her. Thus the newest Madoka Magica witch was born.

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    Batu Khan
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    I’m a serious actress! – shallow, talentless, and full of herself. We just found Jonah Hill’s female counterpart.

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    Nonnie Moose
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    Don’t tell me. You’re here to lick my vagina, too. Oh, all right.

  11. Kristen Stewart Legs Booty Shorts Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    As they say “Two peas on a pod.”.
    No smiling thank you ,we are German.

  12. Kristen Stewart Legs Booty Shorts Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Okay, she looks pretty great here.

  13. Kristen Stewart Legs Booty Shorts Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Damn.. she looks just like my type here. Sexy, with a bitchy look and an air of slutty/crazy about her.

  14. dreamcrusher

    I guess soulless slut is the new sexy. Play dead for me baby…..

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    paulette joly
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    Elle est simple mais très belle

  16. Kristen Stewart Legs Booty Shorts Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
    paulette joly
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    Faut pas être nue pour être belle

  17. Would it be weird to have sex with her while watching Panic Room?

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    Chris
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    Fitting she’s in Paris, cuz’ she looks like a French prostitute.

  19. Dude

    She looks bendy and badass. I like.

  20. I love how you felt the need to include the Robert Palmer videos, because the kids today don’t remember a time when MTV and VH1 actually played music videos.

    “Grandpa, how did you watch music videos when you didn’t have YouTube?”
    “Well, not only didn’t we have the YouTube, we didn’t have the Internet.”
    “No Internet???”
    “Hush, child, and listen. There was a time, a magical time, when the channels you know for showing drunken teenagers getting each other pregnant with their catfishing—I know, I know, I’m confusing some things there—well, they used to show music videos all around the clock. Or ’24/7,’ as you kids like to say. Okay, there may have occasionally been a game show with this hot blonde—”
    I know who she is! Mommy says she’s why my friend Tommy died of the measles. She made Daddy throw out this bunny magazine with her picture on it, but I saved it.”
    “That’s a good lad.”

  21. cc

    She looks as bored with herself as I am with her.

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    Vlad
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    I’d bang her just to see if the face showed any reaction (disgust is a reaction too, yanno…just sayin’)

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    It looks like she’s been crying her eyes out since Robert left her. Don’t worry, Kristen. You’ll find a new boyfriend to cheat on soon. Then you’ll be all smiles again.

  24. ace11

    This is the kind of women you marry

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    Arzach
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    She looks really nice, her legs are hot, but it shows how uncomfortable she is doing this stuff, I bet she would rather be getting her pussy licked by a director

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    she has some of the weakest, most unpleasant legs i have ever seen.

  27. Cheap Thrill

    Idgaf what people say, she’s super attractive.

    Great modest tits, killer legs, 10/10 feet, nice ass (for us white guys at least).

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    She definitely has chic.

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    Jennyfurr
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    Hi Jugghead.

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    Frank Burns
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    “I made a poem!”

    Really, though, if that’s the shit going through her head on a daily basis, no wonder she’s frowning all the time. Don’t get near this one unless she’s already drunk.

    Randal, Ms. Stewart needs your help.

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    January Jones
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    Jesus Christ, doesn’t she ever smile?

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    MarketingMike
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    A couple of half-dyke, skanky ex-celebs,
    bitching about (insert topic here)

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    MarketingMike
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    One of them is known for blowing an A lister,
    the other for blowing her career….

  34. Kristen Stewart Legs Booty Shorts Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Roses are red
    Violets are green
    Your twat stinks like
    My grandpa’s Brylcreem

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    Fred
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    And the winner of Pantless Top Chef 2014…Samantha Ronson!

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