Kristen Stewart Needs Tighter Jeans and Other News

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- Disney will milk Johnny Depp’s teat for as long as it can. [Dlisted]

- James Franco says he’s not a gay rapist, but isn’t everybody though? Let’s be honest. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Garner looks thrilled to attend an event with women who have shared her husband’s penis. [Lainey Gossip]

- Paris Hilton is topless for V magazine. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katie Price rubs her vagina all over a charity polo match. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kate Upton’s Twitter Dominance: A Retrospective. [theCHIVE]

- Cintia Dicker finds clever ways to cover her breasts for 1 min. and 53 seconds of video. Enjoy. [Popoholic]

- And to balance that out, here’s 1 min. and 3 seconds of pure carnage set to speed metal. [FilmDrunk]

- Jake Gyllenhall banged Bear Grylls. [TooFab]

- Which is why he’s so comfortable eating balls. [Maxim]

- President Obama was Bill Cosby all along. Lovin’ them pudding pops a bozzum bizzum. [BuzzFeed]

- Fergie is afraid of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and her penisless crotch. [Celebslam]

- Nathan Fillion can fix your swamp-ass. [Heavy]

- Justin Bieber gives his blessing to Kanye West while simultaneously destroying the credibility of XXL. [Bossip]

- This is what Glee has done to the internet. I hope you’re happy, America. [Videogum]

- Fran Drescher had a fairy-tale divorce. [Just Jared]

- The Sexiest Women of Copa America: I don’t know either, but hot chicks apparently love it. [Bleacher Report]

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