Kristen Stewart Needs Tighter Jeans and Other News

July 12th, 2011 // 64 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Disney will milk Johnny Depp‘s teat for as long as it can. [Dlisted]

- James Franco says he’s not a gay rapist, but isn’t everybody though? Let’s be honest. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Garner looks thrilled to attend an event with women who have shared her husband’s penis. [Lainey Gossip]

- Paris Hilton is topless for V magazine. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katie Price rubs her vagina all over a charity polo match. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kate Upton‘s Twitter Dominance: A Retrospective. [theCHIVE]

- Cintia Dicker finds clever ways to cover her breasts for 1 min. and 53 seconds of video. Enjoy. [Popoholic]

- And to balance that out, here’s 1 min. and 3 seconds of pure carnage set to speed metal. [FilmDrunk]

- Jake Gyllenhall banged Bear Grylls. [TooFab]

- Which is why he’s so comfortable eating balls. [Maxim]

- President Obama was Bill Cosby all along. Lovin’ them pudding pops a bozzum bizzum. [BuzzFeed]

- Fergie is afraid of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and her penisless crotch. [Celebslam]

- Nathan Fillion can fix your swamp-ass. [Heavy]

- Justin Bieber gives his blessing to Kanye West while simultaneously destroying the credibility of XXL. [Bossip]

- This is what Glee has done to the internet. I hope you’re happy, America. [Videogum]

- Fran Drescher had a fairy-tale divorce. [Just Jared]

- The Sexiest Women of Copa America: I don’t know either, but hot chicks apparently love it. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Kristen Stewart
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    how does her foot do that?

  2. Pippy Longcockings

    She’s just so damn pert! Makes my nuts ache. Filly indeed!

  3. bah who’s the phillies :P lol sorry deacon.. and where’s the ass shots grr..

    • Deacon Jones

      This chick never really annoyed me (other than the fact she looks like a soulless cunt), but now she’s wearing a Phillies shirt when I guarantee she has never set foot in the stadium or watched a full game.

      That, right there, puts her on my shitlist.

    • Veronica

      She’s been to a Phillies game….search YouTube for pics of her…it was during the filming of On the Road….check your facts before you comment so rudefuly!

      • Deacon Jones

        (puts hands on side of head)

        Like, OMG, I’m so sorry! I guess that makes her a Phillies fan now, right?

  4. Venom

    Still the most boring, soulless chick on the planet.
    I bet she either does not give blowjobs or bitches and moans about it when she does.

  5. Dan

    Eh… I really don’t think she is that special looking besides being thin and young.

  6. some actresses will do anything to copy Ashley Greene.

  7. witchcraft

    Oh my gosh- her legs are so skinny, so lovely – her arms could be a little smaller and then she would have the perfect body.

  8. May

    The funniest new is about Fergie’s fear of being cheated again… As if anybody would be masochist and suicidal enough to mess with Jason Statham’s girlfriend.

  9. Fletch

    There’s something about trailer trash, you don’t like em but you really want to do em at least once.

  10. Morgan

    It’s a good thing that you’ve started posting Kristen Stewart superfish. She’s so phucking fine.

  11. Stuve

    Have never been a fan of Kristen Stewart but I’ll call it when I see it, and she looks pretty nice here.

    I think she’s someone that Hollywood keeps trying to cram down our throat and make her some goddess that she’s really not. Normally, she looks like any typical girl you can find in the Midwest what with her mousy brown hair and pasty skin. Her body isn’t even that slamming–just naturally skinny. No curves to her or nothing. So nothin’ special.

  12. Gordo

    Tasty. I’ve always found her hot, she’s so tiny and has a very dirty mouth on her.

    • Any Guy

      hell yes. she is SO hot. F the haters. for real. this is what a real girl looks like when she doesn’t give in to the hollywood whore factory and have a million dollars worth of shitty plastic surgery. mmm. me likey. lots.

  13. I’d wreck him.

  14. Kristen Stewart
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot to trout. What can you say, she’s a good lookin’ sourpuss.

  15. Dano

    She’s got a hot little body. And after seeing her amazing ass in her stripper movie, I’ve forgiven her for twilight.

  16. why…why does every chick have to carry her iphone in her hand.

  17. Corey

    I like girls small like her, tight and toned. You can lift and bounce them all around like rag dolls in bed.

  18. bribios

    I love this girl, even if that automatically makes me semi-pedo.

  19. Jimmo

    My bet is she’s a bitch, and bitches are always a better lay. These chicks who try too hard to get attention tend to be horrible in bed cause they are insecure and need constant reassurance and praise. Bitches are out to get theirs, and get you off better in the process. No spooning, no “does my ass look fat in this angle”,= just hot sex.

  20. i wonder if her lady parts ever smile?

  21. Delt

    she’s smokin’, she just doesn’t use a bunch of fake shit like tans and makeup and fake hair like other stars. No false advertising, just an honest piece of cute ass.

  22. krisbian

    GOD SHE’S HOT I LVOE HER SOO MUCH SHE IS SUCH AN AMAZING ROLE MODEL SHE IS SOO BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND INCREDIBLY SMART AND SO DOWN TO EARTH AND PROB THE MOST REAL PERSON IN HOLLYWOOD..ALL THE HATERS CAN GO TO HELL CAUSE ALL THEY ARE IS JEALOUS OF HER..I LOVE KRISTEN JAYMES STEWART

  23. Tad Bit Tipsy

    What?!?!?!? No Ass Shot? Shame on you!

  24. bobert

    why would you have a kristen post without some ass angles? Cause all kristen posts should center around ass.

  25. Cock Dr

    Have you seen her boyfriend? God, what a dog.

  26. toro

    Her and mila kunis are the top honeys in hollywood right now for me, straight up sexy.

  27. Fug face id like to rough

    Once again she’s looking fresh. I think she bathes every 2 hours. Can any stalkerazi confirm on this theory?

  28. para

    this chick’s ass makes my dick vibrate.

  29. crizomar

    perfct kristen, perfect, young sassy, gorgeous, feminine to the core go kristen stewart go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. KOOL GUY

    hello ms beautful can i have ya numberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  31. Kristen Stewart
    emjay
    Commented on this photo:

    I love kstew

  32. torabora

    She’s hot, great perky tits.

  33. the captain

    she just loves the word “DATED”.

  34. paul

    nice size tits they would bounce nice her ass is out of this world. tight toned tum and the dirty talk from wttr what more you no what they say about shy quiet people they freaky in bed. i bet she takes charge and rob does what she says people who go on about sex dont get any the quiet ones are the ones that you would not expect from that get down and dirty. you can see her pus*y from the back her ass is that tight got to go and sort myself out now .watch her in wttr and tell me if you think she would be good in bed when shes getting up on james nice ass and pus*y shot from behind ive said many times her ass should get a award its high tight with plenty to grab onto

  35. Kristen Stewart
    BiJenni
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, in a heart beat.

  36. KWDragon

    “- Paris Hilton is topless for V magazine. [Hollywood Tuna]”

    Unless the “V” stands for Valtrex, I’m not sure why this is happening.

  37. tiger

    I’m not a lesbian but she peaks my interest. She has stunning eyes and a great body. She’s one of my top girl crushes. Can’t wait to see her on the September issue of W. I hope she gives us a sexy spread.

  38. DoorLocks

    I’ve seen hotter girls down at the methadone clinic, and they often have more expressive faces.

  39. Kristen Stewart
    Commented on this photo:

    She said she wanted someone to fuck her over. I volunteered, but she decided to do it to herself.

  40. Kristen Stewart
    tina
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF,, YOU JUST LOST A LOT OF PPL WHO LIKED YOU!! YOU CAN NOW GO UNDER A ROCK WHERE YOU BELONG!!
    lOST A LOT OF REPECT FROM A BUNCH OF PEOPLE!

  41. Kristen Stewart
    CANTSTOPSTARING
    Commented on this photo:

    Passport? Leaving the country?

    Twi-Hards are EVERYWHERE, Kristen.

    THIS IS THE WORLD YOU’VE MADE.

  42. Kristen Stewart
    Catattck
    Commented on this photo:

    Her shirt says feelthese.

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