We Get It, Kristen Stewart, You’re Into Vampires

May 7th, 2013 // 36 Comments

Despite the fact Twilight‘s no longer culturally relevant and is now but a footnote for future historians to reference to as “The Mormon Vampire Apex,” here’s Kristen Stewart at the MET Gala last night, and if you’re thinking to yourself, my what an elaborate look, it’s pretty fucking obvious she let Nosferatu cunniling her in the backseat of a car. This is how she wakes up now.

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  1. Cock Dr

    There were many nightmare ensembles on the Met red carpet for this event…people trying to outdo one another in avant garde fashion weirdness. This is just a painful burgundy sample of the scene….lots of otherwise beautiful young women in ugly dresses painted up like ghouls.
    Yuck.

  2. DeucePickle

    I wish I was a dracula

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    “i shouldn’t have taken that last bong hit…”

  4. cc

    I hope she banked her Twilight loot.

  5. reinhard heidrich

    another situation with people who have waaayyyyy too much time and waaayyyy too much money!. round them up,put them on a boat and sink it. then shoot the survivors….. for starters…….p.s…..they also have waaayyyy too many asskissers around them too……

  6. I thought it was supposed to be “punk”, not “Hallowe’en”?

  7. Damn. I was never onboard the “she’s unattactive” boat, but damn….. gotta say she’s kinda burning the camera with that look.

  8. Bryan

    Please please PLEASE do a post about Kim Kardashian’s outfit at the Gala.

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    Hedgehog
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    now THAT’s a cameltoe

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    Smapdi
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    “Hey everybody, its your gurl Kristin, and I brought the one expression my face is able to generate. Probably shouldn’t have injected Botox into my spinal cord at the neck when I was a kid, but ha, that’s life, am I right? Anyway, I’m sullen and angry at being here, or, anywhere else.”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “One! One married director’s cock! Ah ah ah ah!”

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Looks like Evil Spock shaved his beard.

  13. foreverfugly

    I’m no fashion expert, but I’m betting the giant labia pants won’t catch on anytime soon…

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    PJ Bandit
    Commented on this photo:

    Emotion, intrigue, passion… Obsession. Kristen Stewart… No, wait!

  15. Dr. Peter Venkman: Nimble little minx, in’t she?
    Dr. Egon Spengler: We’re gonna go full stream.
    Dr Ray Stantz: Aim for the flattop!

  16. anonymous

    Did she do something wrong recently? This chick only pulls her ears out when she’s in trouble–same as Lindsey pulls her tits out or Kim pulls her ass out.

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    PJ Bandit
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    This could be Kristen Stewart pissed off about having to wear those pants or remembering to buy a gallon of milk on the way home. You just can’t tell.

  18. How did these movies manage to cast TWO slackjawed mouthbreathers as main characters? Between Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, it’s hard to pick which one looks the most retarded.

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    “Are you the Gatekeeper? I’m the Keymaster”.

  20. Kristen Stewart MET Gala
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    I really thought Robin Williams pulled off “Genie” much better, but “A” for effort Kristen

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    That outfit is just fucking ugly.

  22. would get high with.

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    Elle
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    She’s really cultivating that Liberty Ross look, must still be trollin’ for more Rupert Sanders’ peen.

  24. Fordy

    She should take the Halloween mask off.

  25. I think the top of her outfit looks good, but it seems like it should be part of a dress or a gown. She almost got the makeup right, except the eye shadow should be blended out more, shouldn’t it? The edges are too well defined. And she totally blew it by not wearing some hot lipstick. Or maybe she didn’t wear lipstick so she could blow “something” if she wanted to. What the fuck do I know? I’m severely brain-damaged.

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    Eli
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    Well somebody’s gotta be worst dressed.

  27. More like she let Aladdin cunniling her on the magic carpet ride in? amirite??

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    Tillman
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    “Are you the Gatekeeper?”

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    Tillman
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    “Are you a god?”

    Crap! I blew the line!

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    bernard
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    looks like my grandmother

  31. Mediocre looking skank who puts out for directors to keep “working” in Hollywood says what?

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    *le me
    Commented on this photo:

    oh God Kirsten! I’m trying to eat here!! :x

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