Kristen Stewart Is Handling The Break Up Well
In case you somehow missed it, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up over the weekend because Twilight’s over now (Or she’s banging Rupert Sanders again. Choose your own adventure.), so here she is walking into a parking garage yesterday with guns blazing just in case anyone even thinks about asking her where’s SparkleDick. A plan that worked out awesome once you realize I had to pay extra for these, so everyone she flipped off just made more money than had she just got in the car. She taught those pricks.