Kristen Stewart Is Handling The Break Up Well

May 24th, 2013 // 95 Comments

In case you somehow missed it, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up over the weekend because Twilight‘s over now (Or she’s banging Rupert Sanders again. Choose your own adventure.), so here she is walking into a parking garage yesterday with guns blazing just in case anyone even thinks about asking her where’s SparkleDick. A plan that worked out awesome once you realize I had to pay extra for these, so everyone she flipped off just made more money than had she just got in the car. She taught those pricks.

Photos: FameFlynet

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  1. When Amanda Bynes is your personal handler, things can only look up.

  2. Her parents must be so proud

    Descent into Amanda Bynes-like insanity in 3…2..1

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    bewbs
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    I think she just came up with Polaroid’s new slogan: “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

  4. Kristen Stewart Flips Off Paparazzi
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    I blame Amanda Bynes.

  5. Kristen Stewart Flips Off Paparazzi
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    This is my favorite of the bunch. It’s got her signature slackjawed mouthbreather expression, but with a sultry and a little bit dirty “yeah, I suck dicks. what’s it to you” attitude. The ugly friend to make her seem more attractive is just icing on the cake.

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    shonzie
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    Amanda Bynes got out of jail quick!

  7. Kristen Stewart Flips Off Paparazzi
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    Red knit caps and skanky bleached hair are so hot right now!

  8. Kristen Stewart Flips Off Paparazzi
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    Well, at least she was interesting, for a change.

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    Smapdi
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    Notice how her expression remains the same across all the photos, all her movies, etc. I’m starting to think the muscles above her neck were Botoxed out of commission at birth.

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    John
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    coming out guns blazing I see YOU SHITTY ACTRESS!!!!!

  11. Cock Dr

    My advice is to burn one and to let go of the flat faced past.

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    PunkA
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    You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl……

    At least her hair looks good for once. That is a rare thing.

  13. Kristen Stewart Flips Off Paparazzi
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    In an alternate universe, Wayne and Garth are girls… Also, the symbol for “party on” is a bit different.

  14. Robb7

    Terrible actress, girlfriend — and always looks like she’s wearing dirty underwear.

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    Ben Dover
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    Is it just me or does she look smokin hot in this pic?

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    Nitacita555
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    So the only time she showers is when she’s making a crappy movie?

  17. dontkillthemessenger

    Of course she’s saying fuck you… she’s walking back to her parked car, right? So the fuck you is more of a question than a statement.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    When Jennifer Lawrence does it she looks adorable. When Kristen Stewart does it, she looks like a cunt. Probably because Jennifer Lawrence is adorable and Kristen Stewart is a cunt. Just a theory.

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    Batu Khan
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    Hey Kristen, how is that acting thing coming along. Did you hear Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar?

  20. Johnny P!

    ‘Kristen Stewart’? *** looks up in Wikepedia ***
    Oh riiiiight, she did that thing once or three times. And a couple of other things…
    OK, now I know who she is! And she’s relevant because…?

  21. Buddy The Elf

    Glad to see I’m not the only one that thought she was partying with Bynes.

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    CrashHell
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    That could be a new college dorm room poster.

  23. Kristen Stewart Flips Off Paparazzi
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    This is what Rupert did to my asshole while his tongue was wrestling with my clit.

  24. Kristen Stewart Flips Off Paparazzi
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    I imagine it challenging to drive like that.

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    Batu Khan
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    Give her some credit. This is more emotion than she displayed in all of the Twilight movies combined. More sex appeal too.

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    Swearin
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    Yeah, I dig this one. The come-hither stare, the angry gesture that makes it look like she’s flicking her own tit…

  27. With the Twilight series over and the Snow White sequel pushed back I hope this is the last we see of Kristen. She seems so burdened by being an actress. I hope she enjoys irrelevance.

    • you must not be aware that she’s currently the highest paid actress in Hollywood. all I’m saying is, being temporarily unemployed when you have a giant mountain of cash, and a huge stash of primo weed isn’t exactly hard to take.

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    she looks good actually

  29. Veronika Larsson

    Some people can handle stardom and others can’t. It’s obvious Kristen is very unhappy with her fame…and before you say “Well, she shouldn’t have tried to be famous, then”, just remember that NOBODY knows what it’s like to be a Famous Person until they are one, and then it’s too late to become UnFamous. You’re trapped.

    • PunkA

      Trapped? She could walk away wither her MILLIONS now and be set for life and just fine.

      Except she doesn’t want to.

      Brad Pitt and Jolie know how to handle it. She doesn’t.

      • Jolie did some crazy shit (remember her marriage to Billy Bob Thornton?) and so did Brad Pitt (remember his marriage to Jennifer Aniston?) before they straightened themselves out. Fame is a motherfucker.

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    duder
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    Her friend is hot…at least, by comparison.

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    kristen legit never has to work again she doesnt get fat and can pretty much bone who ever she wants
    i dont feel sorry for her

  32. cc

    She should be a lot more humble a) not only was she caught cheating on her boyfriend with a married man, she was photographed getting her pussy eaten in a car, and b) she put in a laughably bad performance in an almost impossibly bad horror movie (The Apparition. A great candidate for Mystery Science Theatre. After that performance, all I can suggest is American Apparel ads.)

    • eww

      That was Ashley Greene that was in The Apparition. Neither of them can act for shit but you can tell the difference because Ashley is hot and appears to take showers regularly, KSpew doesn’t.

      Seriously, her hair is so disgusting it stands up by itself. It makes me itch and feel the need to go take another shower. She’s just pissed off everyone is figuring out her relationship with Sparkles was a farce.

    • cc

      Dang you are right. I am getting my talentless chicks confused. Kristen Stewart put in a dreadful performance in something recently…ah yes, ‘Snow White and the Huntsmen’.

      I stand corrected…but the principle is the same.

  33. You paid for these? Why?

  34. Weeblo

    She’s never had a real man inside her

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    anonym
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    overrated bitch.
    Needs to be tied down, face down, ass up, to loosen that shit up.

  36. inkydink

    she’s such a cunt. in a couple of years she’ll be forgotten. no talent cunt.

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    Fugly cunt. Of course she’s going to get caught cheating, she can’t even act.

  38. I like the feisty Kristen. Something hot about a women who you have to chase. I’m game…

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    I’m going to say it again….I don’t get the Mom jeans fad that is going on right now with the 20 something ladies. They just look awful.

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    Dr. Jones
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    These girls are smart. They make their friends dress like homeless smurfs, magnifying their own hotness.

  41. she has some of the ugliest legs in the world. only xtina is worse and not by much.
    her star is going to fade now that the showmance is over.
    she and her “i’m edgy” b.s. are a tired routine and she needs to disappear.

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    would you fuck me?…

  43. Greg

    Take that, society.

  44. Kristen Stewart Flips Off Paparazzi
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    I love when girls flip me off because I know where those fingers have been.

  45. anonymous

    The brand on her shirt is about as alive as her future in acting.

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    Polaroid must be pleased.

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    Niesha
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    She’s really an idiot!

  48. Skeeter

    I’d love to penetrate Kristen’s asshole with my tongue and penis. She’s so cute.

  49. I think she’s pretty cute myself, but if it’s true she has ugly legs, as opined several comments back by Barancy Peloma, that could be a deal-breaker. I mean, she’s already got small tits, so what the fuck?

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