Kristen Stewart Has Fake Boobs, THAT’S HOW SHE STOLE EDWARD!!

July 18th, 2012 // 88 Comments
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Kristen Stewart was at Comic-Con last week where two very surprising things happened: 1. People went, “Hey, look at her breasts.” And 2. She actually smiled and displayed human emotions that weren’t boredom and/or a smug sense of superiority. So it goes without saying she probably got new tits. Via Hollywood Life:

“Her breasts have gone from what looked like a large A cup to a large B cup,” New York City-based plastic surgeon Dr. Matthew Schulman says.
“While this might be the result of a new, state-of-the-art bra, it’s most likely the result of a breast augmentation,” adds Michigan-based plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn.
One of Kristen’s friends tells Star, “Her small chest has been a source of unhappiness for Kristen. But now she doesn’t feel the need to hide anymore. She finally has the body she’s always wanted.”

Granted, Hollywood Life is the white people version of MediaTakeOut, I am looking at photographs of Kristen Stewart and noticing her breasts through a shirt. So either she’s been 12 all this time and finally hit puberty, or Robert Pattinson‘s just like the rest of us and has been dropping subtle hints. Romantically, of course.

ROBERT: Hey, baby, just called to see if you got my note.
KRISTEN: You mean the one in my underwear drawer that said, “Get bigger tits or I’ll fucking leave you?”
ROBERT: That’s the one. Heart you!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Pacific Coast News


  1. mike

    Since when does stuffing your bra with toilet paper considered state-of-the-art!?

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    ….I think she’s just wearing a good bra.

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    is that a llama i see?

  4. kk

    She is perfect the way she is. That’s just a padded bra. I doubt she will get “plastic” boobs .. doesn’t seemed like her style.
    I hope she gets better as she aged and is even more successful and happier and stay down to earth as she is now.
    Despite of haters and people who dislike her for whatever reasons, I think she is one of the best young actresses out there as of now, being herself and doing her best for her job/ life.
    I don’t think she is a good actress as of yet, but I also don’t think she is a bad actress as those who claimed she is. I have faith she will get better in later years to come, and become one of the best actresses out there.

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    Christ Aguilera
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    I love that she wears flats everywhere. I fucking hate wearing heels too.

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    Ignore the post above…its a woman expressing her thoughts.

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    That brown jacket is made from llama?

  8. Jon Hex

    NO ONE goes A to B. NO ONE.

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    Come on, that foul mouthed dirty…classless little girl that has … SWEAT STAINS under her pits….She doesn’t even have pierced ears. It would take away from her KOOL~NESS. ROB IS TOO GOOD 4 HER !!!! She fuked up bad.

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    Pit sweat

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    I’m so sick of the fake frump. Take a f-ing shower, comb your hair. Don’t be such a slob. I get it’s your “look” – retire it. Retire it.

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    Hee Hee! “Harder than expected” I bet. I am happy for them. They’re still just figuring out where things go, and should not go…

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    either way she is still uglier then 5 fat bitches fucking in a 2 seater

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