Kristen Stewart Has Fake Boobs, THAT’S HOW SHE STOLE EDWARD!!

July 18th, 2012 // 88 Comments
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Kristen Stewart was at Comic-Con last week where two very surprising things happened: 1. People went, “Hey, look at her breasts.” And 2. She actually smiled and displayed human emotions that weren’t boredom and/or a smug sense of superiority. So it goes without saying she probably got new tits. Via Hollywood Life:

“Her breasts have gone from what looked like a large A cup to a large B cup,” New York City-based plastic surgeon Dr. Matthew Schulman says.
“While this might be the result of a new, state-of-the-art bra, it’s most likely the result of a breast augmentation,” adds Michigan-based plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn.
One of Kristen’s friends tells Star, “Her small chest has been a source of unhappiness for Kristen. But now she doesn’t feel the need to hide anymore. She finally has the body she’s always wanted.”

Granted, Hollywood Life is the white people version of MediaTakeOut, I am looking at photographs of Kristen Stewart and noticing her breasts through a shirt. So either she’s been 12 all this time and finally hit puberty, or Robert Pattinson‘s just like the rest of us and has been dropping subtle hints. Romantically, of course.

ROBERT: Hey, baby, just called to see if you got my note.
KRISTEN: You mean the one in my underwear drawer that said, “Get bigger tits or I’ll fucking leave you?”
ROBERT: That’s the one. Heart you!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Pacific Coast News


  1. Jill

    A quote from one fo the llinks you provided in the little side post “Think of her as Rooney Mara and Megan Fox‘s stoner little sister with weirdly awesome breasts considering you spent years thinking she was a boy.” It looks like you solved this mystery awhile ago. It’s Magic!

  2. maeby

    Just a bra y’all. Nothing to see here.

  3. jim

    What a beat face.

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    I like her better when she looks unkempt, high, and generally filthy.

    I choked down half of a twilight movie for you, Kristen.

    • Cock Dr

      For that you deserve to see and evaluate her current full frontal nudity situation.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        I wanna see her sullen and emotionless, post coital cigarette in hand, topless but panties back on, laying across my bed.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        You may say to me, “But, Dr. McBeef how can you be both sullen and emotionless? Are they not mutually exclusive?”

        If anybody can pull that off… It’s KStew.

      • Cock Dr

        That girl would smoke ALL your stash and you probably wouldn’t even get a blow job out of it.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        I would actually be pretty OK with that notion.

      • kimmykimkim

        Damnit, Beef! Stop using my code name! Fuck! Now I have to change it to some other bitch from that movie.

  5. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Wait, she supposedly got a one-size-up boob job when what she needs is facial expressions? That makes no sense at all.

    • Sand

      But, didn’t you read? Her small boobs were the source of her unhappiness! And she (allegedly) changed them! You have to go to the source, and not immediately resort to invasive surgery to solve your problems! Oh… wait…

      • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

        My brother and I prefer vodka as a mood-changer, but whatever works for the rest of the world is fine. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

  6. JC

    Even when she smiles, she somehow still radiates bored contempt.

  7. Boy Blunder

    Unwashed, plain/boring face, meh body, no acting ability. Who is she related to in Hollywood?

    • MarkM

      Obviously the same person that Robert Pattinson is related to, which makes their “dating” even more disturbing…I mean, I don’t care if a gay guy pretends to date a woman, but a gay guy dating his female relative?

    • Beaver Underground

      Her father is a producer, her mother a script supervisor. So, the question is not whom she’s related to but how many actually talented people were shoved aside for her to get each role!

      • El Jefe

        It is sad when you dig just below the surface you see how many untalented people in the business are connected in some way and screwed other people out of a shot. Thanks to Wikipedia, it is easy to see how a lot of them got their shot.

      • Beaver Underground

        Imagine a Hollywood where talented people called the shots. Writers, directors, actors all there because they earned it through mastering their craft. I’d like to live in that world.

      • JJ

        Her Dad isn’t a producer. He’s a cameraman. My friend used to work on the George Lopez (don’t judge, a job is a job as my friend used to say) show with him. Being a cameraman does not bring in the big bucks and isn’t exactly going to help you land your daughter an acting job. Also, I have no idea what her Mom does but if she is a script supervisor, as you said, that isn’t exactly the type of job that would help you land your kid an audition either unless you’ve worked with some major players. There’s a big difference between being a script supervisor for some tiny indie film and being one on a Terrence Malick or Spielberg film. Being a script supervisor has more prestige than being a cameraman and brings in way more money, but it’s not at the same level as being a producer, screenwriter, etc. A script supervisor isn’t going to being making more than 150K a year most likely.

        Alright, done with the lecture. I work a behind the scenes job in the industry and just get irritated when people act like it’s easy and ask if you can get their daughter/sister/boyfriend/whatever an audition. Most of us don’t have those kind of connections or make crazy amounts of money. No idea how Kristen Stewart got started in the business, but I doubt her parents connections helped her that much if they are simply a cameraman and a script supervisor.

      • vgrly

        Her parents are both behind the scenes type of folk working in the industry. Hardly high level industry folks. She had to audition like anyone else.

  8. YoMamma

    She reminds me so much of Janelle from Teen Mom. Anybody else see it?

  9. Johnny P!

    An actress of middling-looks, middling-talent and zero off-screen personality.
    Let’s see what happens to her career after the Twilight Saga ends…

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    talking sense
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    she still doesn’t have tits.

  11. Emma Watson's Vagina

    i wouldn’t mind having a tumble with her.

  12. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    What the fuck is that on her face ?

  13. PennStateandJesus4Life

    Excellent career, and life, move.

    • Noname

      Jesus hates Penn State. He has asked that your dumbass stop worshipping him. His reputation is bad enough already.

  14. Laney

    I wish she would do a Reddit/r/gonewild

  15. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    Or she could just be wearing a pushup bra…

  16. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    Does it really fall to me to point out the obvious? Really?

    She was 17 when she was in the first Twilight movie, and is now older and heavier. Tiny boobs growing into being small boobs is not exactly a shock.

    I hope you’re proud. McFeely Smackup had to be the voice of reason…fucking apocalypse is coming.

    • JJ

      Seriously. They did the same thing with Taylor Swift a while ago. Both of these girls are like 21, 22 and have noticeably gained some weight (although both are still skinny). Going from being a teenager into an adult, plus weight gain, equals bigger boobs. Do people really think that chicks get boob jobs and are like, only make me half a cup bigger?

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    Did she get a jaw enlargement at the same time?

  18. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    in order to steal edward she’d need a fake penis (or a real one…maybe it’s hiding under that skirt) – not fake boobs

  19. vgrly

    She’s hot. I don’t care what you all say. Her perky boobs look perfectly fine in the On the Road sex scenes. And we learn that she’s a little screamer….

  20. ds78

    She is a useless twat with a superiority complex.

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    I see we’re still playing pretty fast and loose with the term “breasts,” eh?

  22. Bane

    Boob job? She got gyped…..

  23. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    You can put lipstick on a pig…

  24. anon

    “State of the art” ? What kind of person is this? VIctoria’s Secrets blasts commercials for their bras that add two cup sizes. Which, by the way, are some of the most uncomfortable things a girl can put on her breasts… Like styrofoam)

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    The Royal Penis
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    Good for her for showing some self restraint on the boob selection.

    Now maybe she can go out and buy some self esteem to go with them.

  26. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    that’s the face of a girl that just got laid

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    Frank Burns
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    I don’t care what engineering or surgical techniques she’s using, she looks good here.

  28. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    I go from flat chested to a large b cup every morning. And it’s called a padded bra.

  29. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    Kristen stumbles after her new Bs make her lose her balance. Welcome to the top heavy life, love!

  30. Pat C.

    Didn’t Dustin Hoffman get a boob job for “Tootsie”?

  31. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    Hooray! From homely to…… still-homely-but-now-with-more-saline- in-her-chest!!

  32. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    My call is too low down to be fake.

    Or at least implant fake. A state of the art carbon nanotube bra, and gel pads made from space shuttle technology, combining to a breast improvement solution worth approximately the GDP of Belize…entirely possible.

  33. terry

    She is still a talentless skank. She sleeps walks through all her movies. She rolling in that cash though. Won’t last. She’ll be persona non grata in a few years. Save that money girl!!!

  34. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    über hot!

  35. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    Big smile, eyes still dead …

  36. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    How does some fancy little plastic surgeon expect us to take him seriously when he has no idea whatsoever about bras and cup sizes? Her breasts on that small of a back band size, most likely 26 or 28 would make her a C-DD cup. Idiots these days…

  37. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    she’s just drunk or high

  38. Kristen, this is great, but you can only put off showering for so much longer.

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    Doc Brown
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    If you ask, She would say “Boobs? where we are going, we don’t need boobs”

  40. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
    Brian Dirling
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    Who wants to smell my fingers?

  41. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    She can be attractive when she tries.

  42. CJ

    Kristen is so HOT!!! I like girls with boobs A, B, or C’s… any bigger then that is just accuss fat!

    I like girls just like Kristen Stewart, like Emma Roberts, Ashley Tisdale, Shaliene Woodley, Emma Roberts, Emily Browning, Selena Gomez, and many more Girls!

  43. mike

    I really hope she did not get breast implants…they are gross. She isnt a porn star so why does she need them, she got plenty of movie roles just with her OWN REAL tits. Please tell me she didnt do this.

  44. lucygucy

    don’t give a shit what anyone says, that girl’s body is banging. i would happily have it.
    humble laid back woman. she’s a fresh or bresh air.
    leave the hate for the twilight movies, not the cast. especially not her.

  45. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    Hee-haw said the donkey

  46. mrsmass

    fuck the boob job, why is she dressed like Kelly Kapowski?

  47. MrM

    Now she only needs to wash her hair and to have regular showers, to hide her middle finger and to learn how to be a woman.

  48. Lainey

    She is a GUY! Her body is ugly and need a shower right now! She is a fucking troll! Stupid brat…

  49. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    ““While this might be the result of a new, state-of-the-art bra, it’s most likely the result of a breast augmentation,” adds Michigan-based plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn.”

    Um, really? How the hell does he know “most likely”

  50. Kristen Stewart Fake Breasts Comic Con
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    Victoria’s Secret sells bra’s that make your breasts look 2 cup sizes bigger instantly. But those variations of the push up bra have been around for ages. It’s common knowledge. But I see people are still getting paid saying shit that makes no sense.

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