Kristen Stewart Has Fake Boobs, THAT’S HOW SHE STOLE EDWARD!!
Kristen Stewart was at Comic-Con last week where two very surprising things happened: 1. People went, “Hey, look at her breasts.” And 2. She actually smiled and displayed human emotions that weren’t boredom and/or a smug sense of superiority. So it goes without saying she probably got new tits. Via Hollywood Life:
“Her breasts have gone from what looked like a large A cup to a large B cup,” New York City-based plastic surgeon Dr. Matthew Schulman says.
“While this might be the result of a new, state-of-the-art bra, it’s most likely the result of a breast augmentation,” adds Michigan-based plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn.
One of Kristen’s friends tells Star, “Her small chest has been a source of unhappiness for Kristen. But now she doesn’t feel the need to hide anymore. She finally has the body she’s always wanted.”
Granted, Hollywood Life is the white people version of MediaTakeOut, I am looking at photographs of Kristen Stewart and noticing her breasts through a shirt. So either she’s been 12 all this time and finally hit puberty, or Robert Pattinson’s just like the rest of us and has been dropping subtle hints. Romantically, of course.
ROBERT: Hey, baby, just called to see if you got my note.
KRISTEN: You mean the one in my underwear drawer that said, “Get bigger tits or I’ll fucking leave you?”
ROBERT: That’s the one. Heart you!