The Paparazzi Wrote ‘I Love Rob’ On The Hood of Kristen Stewart’s Truck

July 10th, 2013 // 26 Comments
Kristen Stewart
WATCH: Paparazzi Write 'I Love Rob' on Kristen's Truck

Above is a video of Kristen Stewart walking out to her truck after the paparazzi decided to write “I Love Rob” on the hood. And normally I’m on the side of the paparazzi because without them we’d have no idea what Brandi Glanville‘s underwear looks like drunk, but this was a pretty dick move with absolutely zero payoff. (Personally I would’ve gone with, “Brakes For Pussy Licks,” but I’ve always been something of an artist.) Yet somehow this was yesterday’s most viral video despite the fact a more worthy contender was out there and should’ve been shoved in the face of young and old alike:

Prepare your mind for how perfectly this works. If that’s even possible:

Granted, the lyrics are a little rapey, it helps if you pretend they’re, “bozzum bizzum puddin’ pops.”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, WENN

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  1. joe

    Takes too long to write “I’m a self-absorbed twat for whom nothing is good or interesting enough to hold my attention.”

  2. Smapdi

    If you tell a joke in the forest, and there’s nobody there to hear it, does anybody laugh? Its not clear she even saw what they wrote.

    • emma watson's vagina

      I have to agree. not funny if she didn’t see it. probably now she might have saw that. anyhow not that bad as it was just a mass of dust they wrote that on the car.

      BTW that must have been the cheapest car driven by any high ranking celeb.

  3. Juch

    If you want to get her attention, throw a mattress in the back of her truck.

  4. Nice truck. I guess being a expressionless fuckhole doesn’t pay as well as I had thought.

  5. Slappy Magoo

    “ZOMG! Did you see the way she didn’t even notice what we did and just wanted to get the fuck away from us because we’re borderline stalkers? Man, we got her SOOOO good!”

    I can’t believe there are people out there that would make me feel bad for that no-talent blink machine.

  6. Nonnie Moose

    Is this a woman who’s worth $70 million, or is it actually just some random chick who sort of looks like her who actually works on the assembly line at the GM plant?

  7. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    See those eyes? No soul behind them whatsoever.

    Stupid Teenaged girl: “OMFG!!! SHE REALLY IS A VAMPIRES1!1!!”

  8. TetterkeT

    BILL COSBY HAS A BIG DICK

  9. Could someone re-remix the Blurred Lines/Cosby Show video to include topless shots of Lisa Bonet from Angel Heart? I mean, c’mon, let’s keep some nudity in the mash-up.

  10. anonymous

    Actually driving a beat up old truck is about the least douche-y thing about her.

  11. I don’t get assholes like her, driving an old used truck proves what? Nothing. You make tens of millions of dollars and live in a multi-million dollar mansion so stop with the trying to prove you are frugal and just like everyone else bullshit, it is annoying and no one buys it. And wash your car you dirty bitch.

    I will laugh if she gets T-boned and killed because her stupid hipster ass decided to drive an old cheap truck rather than buy a newer, proper, safer car.

  12. Well, at least the paps are disproving the theory that they’re all socially retarded d-bags.

  13. anonym

    I kinda felt sorry for her

    until I remembered she has a fuckton of money earned for her shitty acting.

  14. JOebioe

    WHY AM I WATCHING THIS…..

  15. cc

    With the possible exception of a corpse, has anyone ever seen someone with such blank, expressionless eyes? I’ve seen sharks communicate more emotion with their eyes.

  16. Bob

    Why is somebody, who must have shit-tons of money, driving such a piece of crap?

  17. ace11

    She must give a great BJ

  18. Personally, I think that’s fucked up of the pap to do. It’s rude and abusive. They are not considering her feelings. They deserve bad karma for that.

  19. ToobiasMerriweather

    Typical cub reporter cheesy wanna be pap behavior. Who in their right frame of thought above the age of 13 would think dust painting a persons vehicle is funny.

  20. You could land a plane up those nostrils.

  21. Mike Tython

    As much as I don’t like her, having these scumbags fuck with you every time you leave your house would be fucking terrible.

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