Kristen Stewart Dropped From ‘Snow White And The Huntsman’ Sequel, But Not Rupert Sanders

“I let the director lick my pussy! I mean, FREEEDOOMMM!”

While Robert Pattinson’s spending his week charming the pants off the world, Kristen Stewart has been unceremoniously dropped from The Snow White and The Huntsman sequel. However, Rupert Sanders is apparently still the director, so just assume he’s agreed to work for a pack of dental dams. THR reports:

Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that the sequel to June’s Snow White, which starred Stewart, Hemsworth and Charlize Theron, is being reconceived as a spinoff movie. It’s unclear whether director Rupert Sanders will return, though one source with ties to the production says he will. However, screenwriter David Koepp, who had been hired to pen the continuation of the original film, is being settled out of his rich contract, according to sources, as the project is being transformed into something other than the movie that Koepp had been hired to write.
“The studio is currently exploring options to continue the franchise,” a Universal spokeswoman says.

Just so I have this straight, Rupert Sanders got epically caught having sex with Kristen Stewart in the most highly-publicized affair of the year yet somehow still gets to keep his wife and job? Who is this guy? Because right now I’m convinced he’s Jesus. We’re watching the work of Jesus.

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