Kristen Stewart Dropped From ‘Snow White And The Huntsman’ Sequel, But Not Rupert Sanders

August 15th, 2012 // 70 Comments
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“I let the director lick my pussy! I mean, FREEEDOOMMM!”

While Robert Pattinson‘s spending his week charming the pants off the world, Kristen Stewart has been unceremoniously dropped from The Snow White and The Huntsman sequel. However, Rupert Sanders is apparently still the director, so just assume he’s agreed to work for a pack of dental dams. THR reports:

Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that the sequel to June’s Snow White, which starred Stewart, Hemsworth and Charlize Theron, is being reconceived as a spinoff movie. It’s unclear whether director Rupert Sanders will return, though one source with ties to the production says he will. However, screenwriter David Koepp, who had been hired to pen the continuation of the original film, is being settled out of his rich contract, according to sources, as the project is being transformed into something other than the movie that Koepp had been hired to write.
“The studio is currently exploring options to continue the franchise,” a Universal spokeswoman says.

Just so I have this straight, Rupert Sanders got epically caught having sex with Kristen Stewart in the most highly-publicized affair of the year yet somehow still gets to keep his wife and job? Who is this guy? Because right now I’m convinced he’s Jesus. We’re watching the work of Jesus.

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  1. Johnny P!

    Kristen’s quickly becoming a footnote in the Industry.
    Oh well, she’ll always be remembered as long as there’s Wikipedia…

  2. bbiowa

    On the one hand, he’s the one that was married. On the other hand, she’s Kristen Stewart.

  3. EricLr

    “is being reconceived as a spinoff movie”

    …and also as a dating service for Rupert Sanders. “Bring on the next hot, young wench!” said a drunken Sanders.

  4. JC

    Hope that was the best tongue-punching your box ever got, KStew, since it just cost you a load of cash.

    • It cost Rupert a few loads too.

    • Didn’t you hear? It’s all a big PR stunt, it was totes staged to get attention for the Twilight franchise, and to get her out of a fake relationship – because the only way people in “real” relationships break up is when one finds the other cheating in public. Unless the big payoff is supposed to be her career being rendered radioactive for the next 30 years so she can be sullen in perfect solitude – in which case, it’s working beautifully.
      .

      • EricLr

        If it were a PR stunt, they wouldn’t have used a married guy with kids. They would have had her cheat some hot new hunk-of-the-moment. Married cheating, especially married with kids cheating, is seriously verboten. Contrary to popular belief, there *is* such a thing as bad press.

      • [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnusednupT1qj3zluo1_500.jpg[/img]

      • So true, bad press is always bad press. If anyone tells you there’s no such thing, then that means they’re your agent or your manager and they’re trying to spin things. If you hear that, that means you’re augering in, somewhere north of Ridicule and south of Disgust, engulfed in flames and without a parachute.

      • Emma Watson's Vagina

        Stewart is a bad actress. she was well hated before this broke out by Twilight and Rob Patteriso fans. so her doing this is perfect. it has to be bad. so bad you want to rip her to shreds. that way you will remember her.

      • *shrugs* She was a’ight in Adventureland.

      • “If it were a PR stunt, they wouldn’t have used a married guy with kids.”

        Tell that to Andrew Young and Rielle Hunter.

  5. Beaver Underground

    Not surprising. They were probably looking for any excuse to dump her. She gave them a good one.

  6. In typical fashion, the woman feels all the pressure for the affair while the man goes on with his life like it never happened. Double standards are hilarious.

    • JC

      I agree, although on the other hand, she’s the on-screen talent, and he’s behind the scenes, so there’s a big difference there, career-wise. I think most people don’t give a shit about who directs most of the movies they see–they only care about the actors. She’s a much bigger liability than he is.

    • Johnny P!

      Hey Don, good comment and very true. However, in this case:
      1) He’s the director of “Snow White and the Huntsman”… hardly Oscar worthy material, and the best he can score from that is a sequel.
      2) His wife probably found out he signed the deal for the sequel before she found out about the affair, and is waiting for the payday before the divorce.
      3) His name is fucking ‘Rupert’!

      • Sliver

        Exactly, Johnny, he is named the same name as Stewie’s gay teddy bear on Family Guy. That’s hard to live down.

  7. VV

    I don’t usually care about this kind of thing or like Kristen Stewart but for some reason I find it super shitty that she’s the only one getting dumped on.

    • EricLr

      If Sanders wife had any sense, she would be talking to a divorce lawyer right now. Then he would be the one getting screwed (and not the good kind of screwed). In the U.S. at least, a divorce involving cheating usually results in everything getting split in half. The husband gets the bills and liabilities half. And the wife gets the assets and possessions half.

      • Devilish Diva

        Sanders’ wife is probably waiting for the box office receipts of the 2nd movie before she files. Smart move.

      • Um

        In California assets obtained during marriage are always split in half. Cheating on either side shouldn’t affect it. The only thing that will change how things are split would be a prenup.

      • Fabiula

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    • Jack Ketch

      I think Liberty Sanders is a fool, kids or not, to stay with this tool. The only one “backing” him is his dad, and guess what ? He’s an even bigger tool.

  8. Burt

    Talk about a pointless sequel.

  9. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    I guess she left a bad taste in their mouths

  10. BeBo Wobbley

    As usual, Fishman, you have failed at Fact Checking 101…the script for any sequel to the Snow White and the Huntsman hasn’t even been written, so no one knows what characters have or have not been included, meaning there is no way anyone has been connected to or dropped from the sequel..If you didn’t get all of your information from Hollywood Lies, Radar Online and Perez Hilton, you might actually report with more accuracy…..Oh and BTW, spreading outright lies, isn’t satire, it’s bullshit….

    • You did not get your facts straight when you quoted directly from The Hollywood Reporter! You are bad journalist! Hollywood Reporter is fly-by-night bullshit Internet outfit, like Variety or New York Times! Stop pretending you are source for news! Only I know how Hollywood works! I am anonymous Internet commenter!

    • Inner Retard

      BeBo, you think a script cannot be written with characters determined beforehand based on popularity or other factors and then the story written around them?

    • FYI, nimrod, you don’t need to have a script to put together a sequel deal, because it’s all about establishing a franchise and then milking it to death. And the reason a franchise is successful is that people want to see the same characters paired up again, just doing different shit. Unless something like this happens, where it’s doubtful the same tweeny girls who lurrved Stewart before are still gonna have the same interest in her now. That’s why the first thing that gets determined is who you do – or don’t – want attached to the property, especially if you think you can go in a more lucrative direction by losing the poisoned deadwood. THEN you start talking script. How many actors played Batman before George Clooney nearly killed that franchise off? That many? That’s how many “Snow Whites” there can be. Pirates of the Caribbean 4 actually started out without Johnny Depp’s character because initially he wasn’t interested – in the end, everyone else had bailed on the project except him.

      I realize that none of this passes your “Fact Checking 101″, which is actually code for “Ask Me How I Think An Industry I Know Nothing About Should Work Because That’s What Makes Sense To Me”, but if the Fish isn’t gonna clear shit with you before posting, then neither am I.

  11. tlmck

    They finally realized she is not attractive and has no talent other than looking embalmed.

  12. Gary Grant

    I must’ve missed where Rupert was rug munching K-Stew.

  13. Galaor

    Jesus makes lousy movies.

  14. so

    3 weeks and i don’t see any pics of them having sex in her mini,no handjob, no blow no eat pussy, what are you trying to proove , 49 pics and nothing about two stupid people sucking face the pics was boring as hell so stop shiiting on her because you have nothing at all.

  15. vgrly

    All joking aside, as a female where I have to fake over half of my orgasms or finish off myself afterwards I think life is already unfair. Top that off with regardless of how hard I work in the corporate world 9 out of 10 times the man will make more than me. I think it si royally fucked up that she is either getting the shaft or made to look like she is getting the shaft for getting caught kissing a married director? Kristen should tell Hollywood to F themselves and take her 55 + millions and take a long 5 year vacation on a tropical island. Then come back and adopt a black baby or do some charity work. All will be forgiven for a comeback.

  16. Kim

    It doesn’t seem right to me when an older person in a position of authority is involved in an affair with some one who works under them and the “boss” stays on but the other affair partner is “fired”. Perhaps it is the right decision irregardless (i never saw the movie so who am i to judge who should be in a sequel or spinoff) but the overall feel of this decision is gross.

  17. lara_c

    I’m sick and tired of dirty old men scratching each other’s backs in this industry. Michael Bay is an abusive disgusting pig, and yet big producers (Spielberg himself!) sided with him and fired Megan for speaking out. Now Rupert gets to keep his job and Kristen gets fired.
    It is always like that. Get rid of the woman and save the man’s career. There are different types of cases too. Christian Bale was abusive to his mother and sister, went psycho on a co-worker and Hollyweird awarded him with an Oscar.

    • Mike

      I feel you about the Michael bay sitch. But Kristen Stewart pretty much deserved after fucking around on Rob. Karma’s a bitch.

  18. T1

    based on his imdb page rupert sanders is a nobody. i feel like stewart getting dropped from the film is something that should happen rather than her being coddled, but feel like sanders should definitely suffer the same.

    also is colonel still an achievable rank in any fashion, because obtaining said title should be rupert’s lifes-work.

  19. j.j

    Why does everyone shit on Kristen??? Rupert was the married old geezer with a wife and kids, his wife was hot so hes the idiot out of this…he not only lost Kristen, he will lose his wife too. Why did he go after someone half his age, sure shes pretty but that says alot abouthim too hes a dirty old fart and Kristen was naive and fell for him, fire his old ass too then.

    • Anonymous

      Kristen still bend her young ass over so the old guy could pound it the waya young Robert Pattinson couldn’t.

  20. Schmidtler

    Just like every other decision in Hollywood, it’s all about the money. KStew commands 10 mil plus per flick, sequels always make less than the original, so they need to bring the sequel in on a lower budget – so, you cut the costs by dropping 15 mil off the top for KStew’s salary. She’ll keep getting big money parts until she drops a bomb or two. She could bang beagles in times square and nobody would give a crap as long as her films make $$$$.

  21. Selena should take note and learn from Kristen’s mistakes……if she were to ever think about cheating on Justin, one could only imagine that the backlash would ruin her….

    • Bionic_Crouton

      I think Selena Gomez would get high fives everywhere she went if that happened. I call it “The Angelina Jolie factor”

  22. Kristen Stewart Not In Snow White And The Huntsman Sequel
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo explains it all. Why, she’s damn near irresistible.

    (I actually do think she’s a pretty girl, but I couldn’t help myself with this.)

  23. Bionic_Crouton

    Kristen Stewart has nothing to worry about . Hollywood is so kind to their aging actresses.

    • She's a what now?

      Oh is Kristen Stewart supposed to be an actress? I always thought it was weird that they spent so much money on a living prop that just mumbled and twitched. Maybe she should think about taking a few acting lessons so it would be more clear to the viewers/

  24. dee cee

    Pity Chris Hemsworth who can’t back out..

  25. GirlNamedJake

    Never been a fan of her scowl, but the kid doesn’t deserve this. She’s an idiotic youngster, he’s a married prick & she’s the one demonized? Talk about a double standard. Young women reading, this is what the whole feminism, bra burning thing was about in the 60′s … You shouldn’t be tearing down the dumb actress, you need to be looking at the bigger picture here!

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