Kristen Stewart Just Shit All Over ‘Twilight.’ Again.

April 16th, 2012 // 89 Comments
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Back in 2009, as Twilight fever was just beginning to really ejaculate sparkles all over lonely women of all ages, Kristen Stewart let her dad openly trash the franchise that was making her a household name and then went on a good two year tear of saying whatever stupid shit popped into her head like here and here. Think of her as Rooney Mara and Megan Fox‘s stoner little sister with weirdly awesome breasts considering you spent years thinking she was a boy. Anyway, in a new interview with Australia’s Film Ink magazine, Kristen basically calls out the Twilight franchise as the horseshit, women are nothing without a man, abstinency parable it is which probably isn’t a good idea considering she still has one more of these things to shill. Via Hollywood Life:

K-Stew, 22, tells Australia’s Film Ink magazine that Snow White is a better role than Bella.
“It is fairly common to have your story as a woman, even if you’re the protagonist, facilitated by all of the male characters,” she said. “It’s so rare to have a female lead character being so proactive. She pushes her own story forward, rather then being affected by all of the outside elements. Hopefully we do that, I’m really proud to be a part of something like that. It’s always food for women to feel empowered.”

So just for the record, Kristen Stewart thinks it’s important for woman to feel empowered by seeing strong female protagonists, yet still accepted millions of dollars to teach young girls how to have panic attacks and/or fall into a fit of depression when you can’t see your boyfriend which is why you want to skip college and marry him right after high school on top of almost dying birthing his child until you all convert to his ways (I saw what you did there, Stephanie Meyer.) so your family can live happily ever after. Wow, I don’t know how feminism survived without Vampire Girl here showing them the way. They were probably out buying purses or something.

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  1. Dude of Dudes

    Get that bitch a sparkly vampire. Bitches love sparkly vampires.

  2. V_Ann

    Fish you’re like the Huffington Post with your misleading titles. I thought she said something inflamatory.

    Also, can we please stop taking fantasy stories so damn seriously? Otherwise all the guys have some explaining to do after enjoying the pedophilia/incest ridden Game of Thrones books and the rape ridden True Blood books (has there been rape in the series? Haven’t seen most episodes).

  3. mud butt

    I’d piss in’er ass

  4. Archie Leach

    The lip-biting hair-flipper may have just earned a very tiny amount of respect from me…… until the next garbage twilight “movie”.

  5. Donald Duck

    How does that no talent, dead eyed, plain Jane keep getting roles?

    • White Bull

      Her parents are in the biz. In Hollywood it’s not what you know it’s who you know.

      • Archie Leach

        You’re making it up. There’s no way a pure meritocracy like The Industry would tolerate any nepotism.

      • White Bull

        Hollywood starts to remind me of the European nobility in the middle ages. Smug, condescending and crazy like them too. Remind me, what was it the French did with them?

    • Yoyo Fo Sho Ro Mo To

      because she actually does display talent. just not in twilight, since the character she plays is a shitty character.

  6. Richard McBeef

    the fantasy always starts with me throwing a bar of soap at her and running the garden hose. It just doesn’t work if she looks fresh and clean.

  7. Bonky

    She looks like she has a 24 hour bitch attitude with a hint of “I DONT LIKE PENISES !!!”, if you get my meaning.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    She’s actually been in a few very good movies (Into The Wild, Adventureland), but she can’t act so she ends up playing the exact same character in everything.

  9. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude. There IS a prettier way of licking your licks. quit doing that!

  10. cris

    Honestly, who knows the career of Kristen knows that she is a great actress, and will be a great future!
    I do not understand the unwillingness or evil, referring to Kristen, she is a talented young actress and needs respect!

  11. Chinny

    I assume by “weirdly awesome breasts” you meant “completely non-existent breasts?”

  12. tears

    Yet other bash twilight when she does it it a problem? come on give her some credit

    • JC

      Umm…possibly because she willingly signed up for it and makes a shit ton of cash from doing it? Living the life most people dream about just for standing around and looking dead-faced and then bitching endlessly about it and comparing interviewing to being “raped” tends to make people think you’re a self-involved, irredeemable shithead.

      • tears

        Hi nonsten yea go around and bash Kristen How come you never jump on jenny depp when he made the rape remark Or Mila kunis? From the begining Kristen has said that twilight was not good now every body is bashing it but she can’t? Loser get ovet it and stop trolling the internet to bash her for her opinion. IF YOU DON”T LIKE HER ACTING THEM DON”T WATCH. HER FAN WILL WATCH

      • Archie Leach

        We’d all take you a wee bit more seriously if you used a spellchecker before hitting the “submit” button.

      • laurielou2

        Well said, JC.

  13. tears

    If this was coming from foot face no body would say anything. He openly bash twilight how come nobody jump on that. But people just like to pick on Kristen

  14. Colin

    Wait, crazy woman almost dying birthing children and then converting to their ways? Are we sure this wasn’t written by one of the Duggars?

  15. tears

    She never “comparing being interviewing ” to been rape she said the PAPARAZZI invading her privacy so get your fact straight.

  16. tears

    All these loser women are the one that go to the premier and scream at Pattison and Latner then turn around and bash the women in the story.

  17. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Then, amid the roar of bees in the afternoon sunlight, Kristen found for them fruit they could not reach… and passed it back down to the endless, outstretched hands.

  18. White Bull

    When Megan Fox ripped her career a new one I was sad since she was hot. But this lifeless cardboard cutout… I’ll get the popcorn and enjoy as her ego flushes the rest of her down the toilet.

  19. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Unless beaver shots are the kid’s choice, Kristen, you might want to wear a pair of pants next year, and not a dress made out of your great grandmother’s parlor curtains.

  20. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what I imagine a donkey-eared beavercoon eating it’s own tongue would look like.

  21. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Somebody brought weed?”

  22. Wet Monkey

    When Captain Picard said “I never fucked a tree before!” he meant her.

  23. Randal

    What do you get when you mix up some sugar and spice, with a dash of “zing” and a half cup of “Hello sexy lady”? Well, the result is Kristen Stewart, of course! Whether she’s rocking out on the red carpet, or making those sexy vamps fall head-over-heels, you can be assured that this beautiful philly will never let her genius talent go to her head! “Humble” is Kristy’s mantra!

  24. Deacon Jones

    FISH,

    Your picture scrolling thing hasnt been working for the past week or so. Once you click on the second pic, it just disappears

  25. Kate

    *than
    *good

  26. EricLr

    Feel free to return those paychecks anytime, sweety.

  27. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    Nina
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl has the sleepiest eyes. That’s what gives Emma Watson. Otherwise they look very similar to me.

  28. lallaloolly

    what is the point of this article?
    misleading title. she doesn’t mention twilight.
    she didn’t say interviews were like rape, she said it was the obsessive invasion of her private life by the camera-wielding paps.
    no actor or actress is obliged to use their private life for fodder, and the fact that she doesn’t makes me respect her as a person, regardless of how much she bumbles through interviews.

    • Lisa

      I agree. All she says is that Snow White is a better character to play than Bella because she’s more empowered and it turns into “KRISTEN SHITS ALL OVER TWILIGHT! OMG!”. God forbid any actor likes one role better than another. She’s said plenty of other stupid things that don’t require twisting around to make fodder for criticism.

    • woopi

      I also agree. If i said I prefer two dicks in my ass because it feels nicer, it doesn’t mean i think one dick in my ass is shit. Bad Fish!

  29. Carolyn

    She’s always looked like an inbred hillbilly to me.

  30. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a hard call. On the one hand Alicia Silverstone looks like she’s lost a ton of weight. On the other hand, it looks like she’s turned into a total bitch.

  31. roadrage07

    She is way to ugly to pull off Snow White, especially when the story is trying to say she’s potentially better looking than Charleze Theron. Come on. There’s suspension of disbelief and then there’s this. Please.

    • laurielou2

      I said that as soon as I saw the trailer. Kristen. Stewart. More beautiful than Charlize. Theron. Not in this universe, Hollywood. What a joke.

  32. shshsh

    she could shit all over me as well. I wouldn’t mind.

  33. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “I didn’t know there were going to be math questions.”

  34. jen

    Some of you need anger management if the mere mention of Kristen Stewart prompts ridiculous and childish namecalling like what is filling up this comment section. Does it feel better when you insult her so viciously? Do you honestly think it makes any bit of difference to call her horrible names and criticize her appearance? No, it doesn’t. She is well liked in the film industry, considered by respected critics and directors to be very talented and continues to get steady work since the age of 9! Oh yeah, she’s dating the hottest guy on the planet. Let me guess…that’s the real reason for all the KStew hate. Robert Pattinson is in love with her. I think it’s time to hang up the “mean girls” routine, losers!

    • I’d like to address this point-by-point, if I may.

      1. Some of us need anger management. Yes, yes we do.

      And then I became so enraged that I stopped reading.

    • xxx

      Go back to Robsten nation loser.

    • Colostomy Bag

      Let me tell you something. I’m jeous of any guy with Monica Bellucci, Sophie Marceau or Rachel Weisz. This morose bag of bones, I couldn’t care less if 500 homeless men beat me to her. They can have her.

  35. blech

    I love that ads for Snow White are running in the corner of this article. I need to find a job that enables me to make money off people while I insult them.

  36. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, but if I try to finger her, it’s assault. There’s no justice, I tells ya.

  37. Odd-One

    I like her.

  38. El Jefe

    I kind of hate her, but I still want to bang her so…

  39. Ha! I love that all these Twi-hards are showing up out of nowhere to spout off. I wonder if this post will be like the “Justin & Selena Had Sex” post from last May—on which random tweens are still showing up to comment almost a year later.

  40. Jack

    Eh, not really sure why you are shitting on Stewart right here (and I don’t even like the chick, although I think she is cute in the stoner girl next door kind of way). She didn’t even mention Twilight and simply said it’s nice to play a woman who is strong and does it on her own without a dude to lead the way. Yes, it is incredibly ironic that she is happy playing an empowered woman and yet signed up for the Twilight films…But, she had to be like sixteen or seventeen when she first started Twilight. She was a goddamn kid. She’s not coming across like a know it all teacher in regards to feminism like Gwyneth Paltrow either. While she says a lot of stupid shit, she seems to gets slammed when she says harmless things also. I’m more surprised that she gave a reasonably intelligent quote when being interviewed.

  41. Nathiest

    She obviously never read the books.

  42. Blech

    Fish, love you but I believe the proper term here is “shat”.

    “Kristin Stewart Just Shat All Over ‘Twilight’. Again.”

    Shat.

  43. Explosive Shits

    Kristen Stewart can shit all over ME…yes I would let her unload her log all over my face. Hot Hot Hot steaming butt brownies.

  44. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    prissy
    Commented on this photo:

    comfortable with acting but hates fame..

  45. I think she’s hot as a blond. But, she isn’t a high maintenance chick who cares much about her appearance cause if she did,she could be hot.
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/17/Kristen Stewart Hairstyles 2011-5-332_500.jpg[/img]

    • Colostomy Bag

      Your pic highlights her unfortunately aesthetical issue; she has too little gap between her mouth and nose, in relation to too wide a gap between her mouth and chin bottom. She’d look less naturally morose if there was more balance.

      • jennifer

        What a weirdo you are for analizing her face so carefully. Do you realize you are measuring specific SPACES on her face and then bitching about them being too close together?!!!! Who does that?!!! Seriously, you need a new hobby, dude!

      • CranAppleSnapple

        He’s not analyzing her face, he’s just looking at it. It’s clear as day, just like Lea Michele’s big nose and Shannen Doherty’s wonk-eyes.

      • Girl

        There is nothing wrong with her face. She’s perfectly fine and I agree about her not being high maintenance. She’s a simple, normal girl and that’s why her fans love her, because she’s real. She doesn’t walk around glammed out ever, She’s just being herself. She doesn’t try to sell you an image, like most actresses or models try to make you believe that they wake up and go to sleep looking amazing but its not true. They are just as plain as everyone else.
        She’s real and that’s why I like her.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        That’s true, and that’s why her smile is weird and why she bites her face; she’s trying to close her mouth.
        Ali Larter has the same weird lack of upper lip, but she manages to smile nicely.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Oh boo hoo. Someone doesn’t like a picture of Ali Larter.

  46. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    Commented on this photo:

    nice dress .

  47. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “When I pull this string my eyes open.”

  48. Kristen Stewart Trashes Twilight
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “um does anybody know where the ladies room is ?”

  49. laurielou2

    She clearly wants anonymity again. If only we could give it to her….

  50. terrible headline. she did not “shit all over twilight” in that quote at all.

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