This Kristen Stewart ‘Snow White’ Movie Looks Alright All Of A Sudden
Mmm… pale, mumbling emo cleavage.
Here’s Kristen Stewart on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman yesterday which apparently is going to feature medieval boobery along with all those other pics of her running around in knight’s armor. Also it looks like her breasts have the power to heal horses, so I hope nobody considers that a spoiler because it’s how the movie ends.
SNOW WHITE: And now my trusty steed, to heal you with a touch… *touches horse as a glowing white light surrounds them both, slowly the horse begins to change into a man*
ROBERT PATTINSON: Bella?
SNOW WHITE: Edward!
ROBERT PATTINSON: Will you sparkle-marry me?
SNOW WHITE: I will!
9/11: Too late, I’m killing you both. Eeerrrooooowwwww! BOOM!
(Can you tell I sat through Remember Me? God, what a pile of dick-AIDS.)