Mmm… pale, mumbling emo cleavage.
Here’s Kristen Stewart on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman yesterday which apparently is going to feature medieval boobery along with all those other pics of her running around in knight’s armor. Also it looks like her breasts have the power to heal horses, so I hope nobody considers that a spoiler because it’s how the movie ends.
SNOW WHITE: And now my trusty steed, to heal you with a touch… *touches horse as a glowing white light surrounds them both, slowly the horse begins to change into a man*
ROBERT PATTINSON: Bella?
SNOW WHITE: Edward!
ROBERT PATTINSON: Will you sparkle-marry me?
SNOW WHITE: I will!
9/11: Too late, I’m killing you both. Eeerrrooooowwwww! BOOM!
The End.
(Can you tell I sat through Remember Me? God, what a pile of dick-AIDS.)
Photos: INFdaily
where’s the nip slip?
http://vimeo.com/30060002
She has breasts?
The only answer is black magic
I wonder if she weighs as much as a duck?
yes she does…but those are the ever elusive NATURAL kind…not those plastic insertions called “implants”…
Exactly
I think we’re getting desperate if this is the kind of boobage we’re highlighting and celebrating. And by “we,” I mean you.
Oh, wait—you said the movie features “boobery,” which means idiocy, not breastness. That sounds about right. Never mind; carry on.
What the hell is that thing? I could have sworn I’ve seen that for sell on adamandeve.com.
It’s a medieval, uh, you know, like, hair thing.
I’ve never understood all the hate on this girl. She’s a very pretty and competent young actress.
Perhaps it’s the people infatuated with her flat faced boyfriend making all the noise.
i think it’s cos she glares at the paps a lot. she does have a delicious looking ass tho (meet the rileys, if that’s not a double)
that’s her ass. she was all proud of the fact she didn’t use a double with the pole dancing or the ass shots.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqjj2sV5dS1qmii9ao1_500.gif
hot damn, that’s a nice little ass there.
ass is tight
Well I’d say she’s not bad to look at but as far as her acting goes she’s fine as long as she’s never required to show any other facial expressions or emotions other than her deadpan “are you talking to me” glare.
Competent is not how I would describe her abilities as an actress.
I think that you’re right and this is a case of “the company you keep”. For my money, that is a pleasant and well-displayed décolletage, and her acting could be worse. She cleans up well, as I think was evidenced earlier this week.
Well, she’s pretty competent at brooding and mumbling.
and breeding and slobbering.
ha-that’s exactly what it is. her bf’ has a group of fans who actually organized a letter writing campaign trying to ban her from being his date to his last movie premiere. They actually wrote the studio on mass trying to stop her from goign and then threatened to beat her up if she showed. Like they had to get extra security for her. They’re crazy and comment on all sites like freaks.
She looks yummy to me.
I don’t think she deserves all the hate either.
It’s hard to be tragically gorgeous when the set is cold & wet.
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Love it. Someone still remembers.
I’d be a lot more interested in seeing this movie if the producers had managed to sign Viggo Mortensen as the male lead.
Meh . . .
I know it’s hot right now, but the “recently embalmed” look has got to go. Of course, even a Snooki tan would not help this girl.
You just don’t UNDERSTAND her, man. Just ask her and she will gladly give you a 2-hour long rambling, self-absorbed explanation of why people just don’t appreciate the REAL Kristen. See, all the haters that don’t appreciate her brilliant acting skills are just jealous, that’s all…I brood because I’m all about caring about the world and stuff…It’s so hard being rich and famous….etc.
Afterwards, she’ll flash her tits at you and you’ll slavishly agree with her on all her points.
Spot on, I AM a boobaholic.
She stinks of tobacco smoke.
i always wanted to see a reflection from a mirror of a girl giving a blow job to a vampire.
^=perfect observation. Fish, here’s your winner!
that is just desperate, those things are no bigger than chaz bono’s but chaz’ are probably better looking
Some days I think I would, but most days I just want to throw a bottle of shampoo and bodywash at her and hit it with the garden hose.
dude, she’s banging robert pattinson. She doesn’t want be anywhere near your fupa, dude. Save your shampoo. lol
LMFAO!!!
Save the shampoo is right. It’s kryptonite to her and pattertwat.
Dinklage or this movie isn’t happening.
Damn straight.
Dude, I fucking love! You are so fucking funny! I was so angry with women in general after ‘Remember Me’ was over. It was awful. And I haven’t met a girl yet who agrees.
Isn’t Snow White supposed to be a really hot princess not a dead eyed stoner plain chick? Just saying….
who says “just saying” over the age of 12.
Many, many people. Glad I could clear that up for you.
me
Mmm… pale, mumbling emo eggs over easy
There, fixed.
I think these fantasy pictures are awesome!
Yes, nothing says medieval Snow White like modern boot prints in the sand.
and whatever that blue medical waste is that washed up next to the boot print.
wth, that’s the most OCD comment ever….lol
Do they have to call the movie Snow White And The Seven Little People?
This is exactly how she looks in my dreams when I’m hosing her from the front. Pearl Necklace!
Snow White porn is awesome.
*looks at Universal* Boots & leggings under her dress, with a conveniently large built in split, in the water…This movie isn’t even going to be “good” bad is it?
And why did they include a scene where she’s having menstrual cramps? That won’t top having a baby bitten out of you.
I didn’t get her hype until I saw her little georgia peached ass in welcome to the rileys. That’s an ass that dreams are made of. And her cute perky tits are a nice little bonus. and before any of you neurotic fat boobed cause you’re fat chicks start attacking me like you always do that she had a body double, no she didn’t. That was straight kstew ass.
she’s got a super tight body, can’t weigh more than 100 lbs. Her boobs work with the rest of her, not big on the implant thing, can’t stand the ugly scarring and deformed vulva armpits.
yummy pale emo mumbling cleavage…lol…the best description. She’s got a cute rack though, I give her that much. Great legs too.
This chick is vapid, boring white trash.
I don’t think there is a single good actor in any of those Twilight garbage movies.
lol someone’s upset…. no but your right though, except for anna kendrick
anna kendrick can’t act. she does the same rambling, fast talking character in every movie she does. one note actress.
Don’t care what anyone says, she’s hot with a nice, tight little body. Not one for implants or orange fake tan either.
Lack of implants and fake tan does not equal hot.
Firm body with a great ass does
That ass gif up there made me a believer. She’s hot.
i concur she does have a very nice ass
I like these pics. It was hard to imagine a badass Snow White, but I think if Kristen puts her mind – and no stuttering, or lip piercing – into it 100%. It’ll be good. But it’s also got Chris & Charlize, so yay! The scenery looks amazing, too! If barring tons of cleavage is part of the role, then it’s part of the role. Kristen is small-chested, yes, but obviously Rob aint a ‘boob’ man…and she’s pretty sweet all over regardless. I’m more interested in this movie as a whole, not just the low-cut of her gown. ☺ I think it’ll be good…
Kristen Stewart can’t act, unless always looking like you’re constipated and biting your lip is acting. The fact that she’s in this movie means it’s gonna suck big time, which is a shame because without her in it it’d probably be very good. Maybe Charlize Theron can make up for Kristen’s lip biting poop face acting.
She’s gorgeous
She’s a horrific actress that can only play moody emo, so she was good in Adventureland and Into The Wild playing… moody emos. However, I would definitely bang her.
your comment doesn’t even make sense. She can only play emo but you think she was good in into the wild when we all know her Character in that movie wasn’t emo at all. I swear some people shouldn’t even have access to the internet.
This is the most intense ejaculation I’ve ever seen.
when PORN is involved with prudish americans it’s O.K., folks!!
I am distracted (and not in the good way) by how low the shoulders are on this costume. Decolletage, sure; wenchy, fine; but this thing makes me reflexively want to haul up on my own sleeves just to compensate.
How can any body accept the real Kristen when she is fake dating Pattinson. Here is another Twilight hype up star movie that WILL bomb. Getting sick of Twilight’s Hype. There was no real acting just a lot of hype.
Blah blah blah, MORE HEMSWORTH DAMNIT.
Blah blah blah, MORE HEMSWORTH DAMNIT.
She want me.
Kristen Stewart is boring as actress, phony and unattractive lesbian.
those are breasts???
Yeah I’m jealous of her too only b/c like the rest of you I weigh 330 pounds and she’s so lovely and talented… wups my hot pocket’s cold…
lol, perfect comment.
Twilight fans split about 80 percent for Pattinson and only 20 percent for Lautner, so I don’t think you’ll see a lot of them defending this tripe. Just want to point out that there is no Team Bella, no one goes to see those movies for Grumpy McStewpants.Abs can only take you so far, as Taylor will find out. Kellan has already found out.
if you want boobs you wont see it with her. she is naturally thin and well not vuloptous. she has A cup boobs and no hips so….. yea
Eeeh I hope she falls off the horse
Thank you for posting K-Stew.
Haters gonna hate.
so sexy, natural, no need for cosmetic surgery or fake and bake!
how can there be boobery… with no boobs?
Where are the damn dwarves in this thing? Snow White should be pubes deep in Dinklage…and vice versa.