This Kristen Stewart ‘Snow White’ Movie Looks Alright All Of A Sudden

September 30th, 2011 // 89 Comments
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Mmm… pale, mumbling emo cleavage.

Here’s Kristen Stewart on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman yesterday which apparently is going to feature medieval boobery along with all those other pics of her running around in knight’s armor. Also it looks like her breasts have the power to heal horses, so I hope nobody considers that a spoiler because it’s how the movie ends.

SNOW WHITE: And now my trusty steed, to heal you with a touch… *touches horse as a glowing white light surrounds them both, slowly the horse begins to change into a man*
ROBERT PATTINSON: Bella?
SNOW WHITE: Edward!
ROBERT PATTINSON: Will you sparkle-marry me?
SNOW WHITE: I will!
9/11: Too late, I’m killing you both. Eeerrrooooowwwww! BOOM!

The End.

(Can you tell I sat through Remember Me? God, what a pile of dick-AIDS.)

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. JabbaWho?

    where’s the nip slip?

  2. TomFrank

    I think we’re getting desperate if this is the kind of boobage we’re highlighting and celebrating. And by “we,” I mean you.

    Oh, wait—you said the movie features “boobery,” which means idiocy, not breastness. That sounds about right. Never mind; carry on.

  3. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Snow White And The Huntsman
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is that thing? I could have sworn I’ve seen that for sell on adamandeve.com.

  4. Cock Dr

    I’ve never understood all the hate on this girl. She’s a very pretty and competent young actress.
    Perhaps it’s the people infatuated with her flat faced boyfriend making all the noise.

  5. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Snow White And The Huntsman
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s hard to be tragically gorgeous when the set is cold & wet.

  6. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Snow White And The Huntsman
    Phaid
    Commented on this photo:

    Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

  7. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Snow White And The Huntsman
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d be a lot more interested in seeing this movie if the producers had managed to sign Viggo Mortensen as the male lead.

  8. Frank Burns

    Meh . . .

  9. tlmck

    I know it’s hot right now, but the “recently embalmed” look has got to go. Of course, even a Snooki tan would not help this girl.

    • EricLr

      You just don’t UNDERSTAND her, man. Just ask her and she will gladly give you a 2-hour long rambling, self-absorbed explanation of why people just don’t appreciate the REAL Kristen. See, all the haters that don’t appreciate her brilliant acting skills are just jealous, that’s all…I brood because I’m all about caring about the world and stuff…It’s so hard being rich and famous….etc.

      Afterwards, she’ll flash her tits at you and you’ll slavishly agree with her on all her points.

  10. Urbanspaceman

    She stinks of tobacco smoke.

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    EmmaWatson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    i always wanted to see a reflection from a mirror of a girl giving a blow job to a vampire.

  12. Lydia

    that is just desperate, those things are no bigger than chaz bono’s but chaz’ are probably better looking

  13. Richard McBeef

    Some days I think I would, but most days I just want to throw a bottle of shampoo and bodywash at her and hit it with the garden hose.

  14. Dinklage or this movie isn’t happening.

  15. Jayone

    Dude, I fucking love! You are so fucking funny! I was so angry with women in general after ‘Remember Me’ was over. It was awful. And I haven’t met a girl yet who agrees.

  16. Obi Wan Kenobi

    Isn’t Snow White supposed to be a really hot princess not a dead eyed stoner plain chick? Just saying….

  17. hmna

    Mmm… pale, mumbling emo eggs over easy

    There, fixed.

  18. Henry

    I think these fantasy pictures are awesome!

  19. Do they have to call the movie Snow White And The Seven Little People?

  20. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Snow White And The Huntsman
    Ima Slut!
    Commented on this photo:

    This is exactly how she looks in my dreams when I’m hosing her from the front. Pearl Necklace!

  21. Uh Huh

    Snow White porn is awesome.

  22. Reece

    *looks at Universal* Boots & leggings under her dress, with a conveniently large built in split, in the water…This movie isn’t even going to be “good” bad is it?

    • CranAppleSnapple

      And why did they include a scene where she’s having menstrual cramps? That won’t top having a baby bitten out of you.

  23. Dan

    I didn’t get her hype until I saw her little georgia peached ass in welcome to the rileys. That’s an ass that dreams are made of. And her cute perky tits are a nice little bonus. and before any of you neurotic fat boobed cause you’re fat chicks start attacking me like you always do that she had a body double, no she didn’t. That was straight kstew ass.

  24. Carlo

    she’s got a super tight body, can’t weigh more than 100 lbs. Her boobs work with the rest of her, not big on the implant thing, can’t stand the ugly scarring and deformed vulva armpits.

  25. tina

    yummy pale emo mumbling cleavage…lol…the best description. She’s got a cute rack though, I give her that much. Great legs too.

  26. Venom

    This chick is vapid, boring white trash.
    I don’t think there is a single good actor in any of those Twilight garbage movies.

    • Gothikarose

      lol someone’s upset…. no but your right though, except for anna kendrick

      • deena

        anna kendrick can’t act. she does the same rambling, fast talking character in every movie she does. one note actress.

  27. matt

    Don’t care what anyone says, she’s hot with a nice, tight little body. Not one for implants or orange fake tan either.

  28. Toker

    That ass gif up there made me a believer. She’s hot.

  29. theotherside

    I like these pics. It was hard to imagine a badass Snow White, but I think if Kristen puts her mind – and no stuttering, or lip piercing – into it 100%. It’ll be good. But it’s also got Chris & Charlize, so yay! The scenery looks amazing, too! If barring tons of cleavage is part of the role, then it’s part of the role. Kristen is small-chested, yes, but obviously Rob aint a ‘boob’ man…and she’s pretty sweet all over regardless. I’m more interested in this movie as a whole, not just the low-cut of her gown. ☺ I think it’ll be good…

  30. Alicia

    Kristen Stewart can’t act, unless always looking like you’re constipated and biting your lip is acting. The fact that she’s in this movie means it’s gonna suck big time, which is a shame because without her in it it’d probably be very good. Maybe Charlize Theron can make up for Kristen’s lip biting poop face acting.

  31. Helen

    She’s gorgeous

  32. dontkillthemessenger

    She’s a horrific actress that can only play moody emo, so she was good in Adventureland and Into The Wild playing… moody emos. However, I would definitely bang her.

    • JOHN

      your comment doesn’t even make sense. She can only play emo but you think she was good in into the wild when we all know her Character in that movie wasn’t emo at all. I swear some people shouldn’t even have access to the internet.

  33. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Snow White And The Huntsman
    Weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the most intense ejaculation I’ve ever seen.

  34. forrest gump

    when PORN is involved with prudish americans it’s O.K., folks!!

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    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    I am distracted (and not in the good way) by how low the shoulders are on this costume. Decolletage, sure; wenchy, fine; but this thing makes me reflexively want to haul up on my own sleeves just to compensate.

  36. Chris

    How can any body accept the real Kristen when she is fake dating Pattinson. Here is another Twilight hype up star movie that WILL bomb. Getting sick of Twilight’s Hype. There was no real acting just a lot of hype.

  37. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Snow White And The Huntsman
    Mae
    Commented on this photo:

    Blah blah blah, MORE HEMSWORTH DAMNIT.

  38. Mae

    Blah blah blah, MORE HEMSWORTH DAMNIT.

  39. *_* haannndddddssssssoooooooommmmmeeeeeee *_*

    She want me.

  40. Kate

    Kristen Stewart is boring as actress, phony and unattractive lesbian.

  41. shekby

    those are breasts???

  42. Fat girl

    Yeah I’m jealous of her too only b/c like the rest of you I weigh 330 pounds and she’s so lovely and talented… wups my hot pocket’s cold…

  43. lisa

    Twilight fans split about 80 percent for Pattinson and only 20 percent for Lautner, so I don’t think you’ll see a lot of them defending this tripe. Just want to point out that there is no Team Bella, no one goes to see those movies for Grumpy McStewpants.Abs can only take you so far, as Taylor will find out. Kellan has already found out.

  44. if you want boobs you wont see it with her. she is naturally thin and well not vuloptous. she has A cup boobs and no hips so….. yea

  45. RubberDucky

    Eeeh I hope she falls off the horse

  46. Morgan

    Thank you for posting K-Stew.

    Haters gonna hate.

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    keepitreal
    Commented on this photo:

    so sexy, natural, no need for cosmetic surgery or fake and bake!

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    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    how can there be boobery… with no boobs?

  49. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Snow White And The Huntsman
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Where are the damn dwarves in this thing? Snow White should be pubes deep in Dinklage…and vice versa.

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