Kristen Stewart Got Rear-Ended, Apparently Lives in Her Car

July 15th, 2011 // 75 Comments

“Man, I’m tryin’ to smoke in here with, like, these bags, man…”

Kristen Stewart got in an accident in Hollywood yesterday, and while other sources will try to say she was driving, I’m going to arrange our photos so it looks like she was having a mid-day clam bake in the trunk when a woman hit her parked car because they’re goddamn murderers behind the wheel. It’s the responsible thing to do.

Adding… Apparently mini Coopers stop working and require a tow after the slightest of bumps, but they do hold a ton of bags full of Robert Pattinson’s clothes, unwashed just how he likes ‘em. Make of that what you will.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Kristen Stewart Car Accident
    Yuo
    Commented on this photo:

    isnt that mark zuckerberg

  2. Kristen Stewart Car Accident
    Yuo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ugh, Its dirty and has a scratch! Im not driving this shitbox.”

  3. Rockem

    FUGS

  4. batpigthe5th

    Random fact…those are dressage boots in the trunk of her car. Who knew.

  5. chupacabra

    did she get rear ended by rachel zoe?

  6. Kristen Stewart Car Accident
    Dank
    Commented on this photo:

    A black mini cooper with black rims. Man this chick is so dark and mysterious. She’s almost harder than raccoon eyed Taylor Momsen.

  7. Kristen Stewart Car Accident
    Dank
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    Crack kills

  8. Kristen Stewart Car Accident
    Dank
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    What is that??? Is that…a smile on Kristen’s face? She CAN show emotion, holy shit.

  9. Kristen Stewart Car Accident
    Dank
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish you’re a dumbass. Blur the plate. I smell a lawsuit

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