The Superficial / March 13, 2014

Kristen Bell might be a shrill, over-entitled celebrity who equates paparazzi photos with child rape (which, fuck you, Jezebel, is the exact definition of hysterical), but here she is flashing her nude panties at the premiere of something or rather which will generate me a profitable amount of Internet clicks so I can spout off about whatever bullshit is chapping my anus at the moment and/or write a Bertney story. This is my gift, my curse…

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