IT’S VERONICA MARS’ PANTIES!!!

March 13th, 2014 // 31 Comments

Kristen Bell might be a shrill, over-entitled celebrity who equates paparazzi photos with child rape (which, fuck you, Jezebel, is the exact definition of hysterical), but here she is flashing her nude panties at the premiere of something or rather which will generate me a profitable amount of Internet clicks so I can spout off about whatever bullshit is chapping my anus at the moment and/or write a Bertney story. This is my gift, my curse…

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  1. I like this chick. Her show on Showtime “House of Lies” is actually pretty good.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Sooo, dont people get paid alot of money to make sure this stuff doesnt happen?

    • JC

      Change “doesn’t” to “does” in that statement, and the answer is yes. Especially if you’re a C-list celebrity who’s now known mostly for whining about how hard it is to be a celebrity. You want to get people talking about your vulva, stat.

  3. PassingTrue

    Sometimes it just doesn’t work when you wrap the bedspread around you and run to a premier.

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    Yeah, totally by accident.

  5. thank you Fish, SHRILL is all I think of when I see this one.

  6. Oh BABY

    Yeah, she’s shrill. But she’s right about bottom-feeding paps and gossip columns. She is the celebrity, not her kid(s). Take (or buy) pictures of her all you like; she is a consenting adult. But when paps take pics of the kids and scumbag gossip hacks post them, that’s going too far.

    Oh, wait. That’s right. You’re a libtard, Fish, which means that no one has any rights but YOU. You’re free to spew your poison and to violate the rights and privacy of others; anyone who disagrees with you is just dead wrong and probably a racist.

    Cram it, Fish. :D

    • You’re dead wrong. And probably a racist.

    • Oh BABY: Dedicated to decrying bottom-feeding paps and scumbag gossip hacks everywhere by constantly posting on those same gossip sites. And furthering the valiant cause against hypocrisy and poison spewing everywhere by spewing poison and accusing the blog writer of being a “libtard” and a racist.

      Seriously, they gotta stop giving out those “participation” and “everyone’s a winner” medals to kids for just being fully dressed when they show up at school.

    • Oh BABY (sitting at his computer): “Honey I want people to know what an asshole I am.”
      Mrs. Oh BABY: “Well, you could always inject politics into things where they don’t actually belong. You know, the way you usually piss off everyone around you. Just be yourself and people will figure it out quickly.”

  7. I have no idea what Veronica Mars is, but the fervor around it is enough for me to hate it.

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    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one fine looking drumstick.

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    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, Kristen. How did you really raise the money for this movie?”

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    Jeeeee-zus!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Next time I wanna see birth canal, Peter Parker!”

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    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    Actual dialogue from the movie: “Veronica, as your principal, I have to ask you: why are you still hanging around the high school? You’re, like, 33 years old.”

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    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Darren Sharper’s last few dates.

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    Recent revelations have turned me off of her, but I still would. As long as she doesn’t talk.

  14. Jenn

    Safety pins, bitch, or do you need a kickstarter for those too?

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    “Oops! Oh dopey me.”

  16. Kristen Bell Panty Flash Upskirt Ryan Hansen Veronica Mars Premiere
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    Who the fuck is Ryan Hansen? I thought it was Prince William, or whatever his name is that has the hot wife.

  17. Kristen Bell Panty Flash Upskirt Ryan Hansen Veronica Mars Premiere
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    Oh wait. You’re right. This guy’s got hair.

  18. Kristen Bell Panty Flash Upskirt Ryan Hansen Veronica Mars Premiere
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    “Let go, asshole. You’re crushing my tits.”
    “Shut the fuck up, Hansen. You like it and you know it.”

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    What a fun game! Can I play?

  20. PtC

    I just came here to point out that you used “something or rather”, which is one of those phrases that doesn’t actually exist or even make sense, but retards like to use. “Something or other”, however, does exist and is correct. I’m so disappointed.

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    buzz
    Commented on this photo:

    This was the Mars Mission I wanted a ticket ride but instead I might be going on a one-way flight off Earth.

    Dammit!

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