Our sex partners at I Watch Stuff! have posted Kristanna Loken’s topless scene from Bloodrayne in hopes that it’ll stop any of you out there from actually watching the movie and supporting Uwe Boll. It’s not exactly the best quality you’ve ever seen, but considering Uwe Boll is the source material, that’s probably not such a bad thing. You can watch the very NSFW clip here.
Kristanna Loken topless sex scene from Bloodrayne [I Watch Stuff!]
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Hohlraum | January 12, 2006 at 2:49 pm
sweeeet. this movie looks god freaking awful btw. looks like something produced by the sci fi network.
Binky | January 12, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Actually I prefer Manute Boll’s film work.
Hohlraum | January 12, 2006 at 2:58 pm
lol.. follow up.. yep.. its horrible.. just watched the first 10 minutes. gooood lord. i can’t believe its legal to put this kinda stuff in theaters.
uncommonamerican | January 12, 2006 at 3:30 pm
The T-X chick? Who the hell is that? She should skip all the foreplay and get right to the piss/puke/scat films. In ten years all our entertainment will be piss/puke/scat. She could be a pioneer!
Queen LaQueefah | January 12, 2006 at 4:04 pm
hot. straight hot
ghostwriter | January 12, 2006 at 4:09 pm
More vapid crap designed to make money as a DVD release, not a theatrical release.
There are no true stars any more. …
BrendaPayne | January 12, 2006 at 4:20 pm
She isn’t the most attractive chick I’ve ever seen, but she has nice big titties!
Master Shake | January 12, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Because THAT scene belongs in a videogame movie. Good job, Uwe.
Nice tits, though.
Romeo Foxtrot | January 12, 2006 at 4:27 pm
whoever sets up these files: can you stop naming the links things like “kristanna_loken_topless_sex.sc”? just because it’s NSFW doesn’t mean we won’t risk it, but it’s hard to get away with watching this stuff when ‘topless’ and ‘sex’ tend to send red flags to your IT dept
Heywood Jablowme | January 12, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Most likely the only enjoyable scene in the whole thing, I speak from having sat through (barely) three of Uwe’s previous bowel movements…..um movies.
Shaun | January 12, 2006 at 5:50 pm
I really couldn’t bring myself to comment. Boring would give that some credit.
From a T-X Machine hottie to an old man love scene?
Shakes head.
hafaball | January 12, 2006 at 6:38 pm
“looks like something produced by the sci fi network” XD lol
true, which is a good sign, means they’re not giving him so much money anymore, hopefully soon he’ll be assassinated.
Shauna | January 12, 2006 at 8:17 pm
“i can’t believe its legal to put this kinda stuff in theaters.”
Theaters can’t believe it either because they’re refusing to play it. In their counter offer, the Bloodrayne people decided to send the reels to theaters anyway and then offer to not charge them to rent the film. It didn’t work as well as they had hoped which explains why when I’m at work doing nothing I’m using the can from Bloodrayne as a footrest.
tori | January 12, 2006 at 8:45 pm
that clip is weak. probably one of the worst sex scenes ever.
dhampir | January 13, 2006 at 2:08 am
Oh what?! Why does the screen always go green and distorted for me?
SugaryCherry | January 13, 2006 at 2:39 am
He actually licks her nipple. Seriously, this is supposed to be a video game turned into a movie, not a cheap softcore porno. Hell, I’ve seen porn with less action than this.
WaitWhat? | January 13, 2006 at 3:10 am
I have no idea who this chick is, but she has nice boobies. As for the scene overall, any girl knows it ain’t that easy…
reesestet | January 13, 2006 at 5:05 pm
Only in the movies does the you-know-what slip into the you-know-where without manual assistance. Also, they never show the scene where they say, “That was incredible; now excuse me while I go to the bathroom to wash off the creamy goodness”!
4ism | January 13, 2006 at 5:30 pm
FYI – She has come out of the closet.
Check out this link
http://www.afterellen.com/People/2006/1/kristannaloken.html
A-Bomb | January 13, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Wow, cool scene but i’d rather see her recieving a Dirty Sanchez, Tony Danza or a Chinese Fire Dragon… now that would make it HOT.
PortalStar | January 14, 2006 at 12:27 am
I wish I could take back the hours of my life that I spend on house of the dead. That movie wasn’t even bad in a good way. It was a scam. People were talking in the theater during the movie in an effort to entertain themselves, and it took tremendous willpower not to walk out. If anyone here knows or sees Uwie Bol please, for the love of god, shoot him before he can make any more movies.
A-Bomb | January 14, 2006 at 9:56 am
damn the flick was that bad PortalStar? the previews looked so-so but Loken could do a film where she plays a raving drunk that runs over small puppy dogs for sport and i
would still watch it with glee… yes she is that HOT. too bad you could not get your
money back.
happy_bunny | January 15, 2006 at 9:58 pm
Who the dickens is Kristanna Loken?
Jayne | January 16, 2006 at 6:44 pm
what a bore
Amylouhelfin | January 18, 2006 at 4:21 pm
It wasn’t nearly as bad as the Saved by the Bell slut’s sex scene in Showgirls where she’s screwing that guy in the water and she starts having a seizure.
HollywoodSnark | December 12, 2006 at 4:28 pm
hey, what does NSFW stand for? oh well, I’m sure it’ll be safe to open while I’m here at work….http://hollywoodsnark.com