Kris Jenner’s Kids Caught Her Cheating On Robert Kardashian With Bruce Jenner

“Look at that nice young girl flashing her hoo-ha for attention. Why can’t Kendall be more like that?”

On top of learning that Robert Kardashian admitted to his ex-wives that Khloe was basically a bastard Wookiee he took in and loved more than his own flesh and blood, we now get to find out that Kris Jenner is such a Beastmaster of Whores that she let her children catch her in bed with Bruce Jenner so Robert would divorce her thus paving the way for her to take him to the cleaners. RadarOnline reports:

According to the divorce papers, which you can read exclusively here on, the couple went head-to-head over Kris’ lavish spending and Robert accused his then-wife of flaunting her new relationship with now-husband, Bruce Jenner in front of the children ­ even letting the kids see them in bed together!

According to the documents, after discovering the affair an angry Robert cancelled Kris’ credit cards, store cards and stopped paying for her extravagant lifestyle ­ something Kris bitterly fought against as she claimed she deserved the “luxury lifestyle” she had been leading.
“The petitioner and I shared a luxury lifestyle,” Kris said in her petition for spousal and child support. “Nothing was too good for our family. Even our children’s clothing was purchased at exclusive boutiques.”

Radar goes on to detail Kris basically using her vagina like an arcade claw machine to scoop up cash, and I almost started to say that after having their mom wave getting banged by Bruce Jenner in their faces, it’s a miracle the Kardashian kids didn’t turn out to be axe murderers, but then I realized they’re actually way, way worse than that. In fact, I’d almost respect them if they stopped faking reality television and started hunting people down for sport. It’d be the first honest work they’ve done in their lives.

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