Kris Jenner’s Kids Caught Her Cheating On Robert Kardashian With Bruce Jenner

January 17th, 2012 // 78 Comments
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“Look at that nice young girl flashing her hoo-ha for attention. Why can’t Kendall be more like that?”

On top of learning that Robert Kardashian admitted to his ex-wives that Khloe was basically a bastard Wookiee he took in and loved more than his own flesh and blood, we now get to find out that Kris Jenner is such a Beastmaster of Whores that she let her children catch her in bed with Bruce Jenner so Robert would divorce her thus paving the way for her to take him to the cleaners. RadarOnline reports:

According to the divorce papers, which you can read exclusively here on RadarOnline.com, the couple went head-to-head over Kris’ lavish spending and Robert accused his then-wife of flaunting her new relationship with now-husband, Bruce Jenner in front of the children ­ even letting the kids see them in bed together!

According to the documents, after discovering the affair an angry Robert cancelled Kris’ credit cards, store cards and stopped paying for her extravagant lifestyle ­ something Kris bitterly fought against as she claimed she deserved the “luxury lifestyle” she had been leading.
“The petitioner and I shared a luxury lifestyle,” Kris said in her petition for spousal and child support. “Nothing was too good for our family. Even our children’s clothing was purchased at exclusive boutiques.”

Radar goes on to detail Kris basically using her vagina like an arcade claw machine to scoop up cash, and I almost started to say that after having their mom wave getting banged by Bruce Jenner in their faces, it’s a miracle the Kardashian kids didn’t turn out to be axe murderers, but then I realized they’re actually way, way worse than that. In fact, I’d almost respect them if they stopped faking reality television and started hunting people down for sport. It’d be the first honest work they’ve done in their lives.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
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    Does Bruce’s face even move anymore?

  2. Khloe Kardashian Laker Game
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    Looks like the Lakers now have one of those over-inflated mascots that eat cheerleaders.

  3. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
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    Please stop it.

  4. Mando

    I think Robert Kardashian is haunting Bruce’s face.

    • Any Guy

      tsk-tsk.. spammers get ass cancer!

    • mel

      i think bruce’s face is literally melting off due to the constant stench of kim’s putrid bowel movements. your face would slip off your skull too if you had to use the bathroom after kim has boisterously “logged out”!

  5. Donald Trump

    Robert Kardashian was no saint either! That son-of-a-whore was all too happy to help his BFF OJ get away with murder and then cover it up.

    • JC

      At least he was working for his money.

    • Blech

      Yes, that is true. But at the same time, that still doesn’t make these burnt-toast hobags any better.

    • Michael D

      …to pay for Kris & the kids. CTC baby, CTC

      • pfk

        Surely he knew what he was marrying. He obviously decided she made a great fit as far as his lifestyle was concerned. A lot of these rich, professional men have zero interest in their families. They are made for gold-diggers and gold-diggers are made for them.

        I have never seen a Kardashian show in my life, and when I started to see Kim in the entertainment sections of supposedly ‘serious’ news sources, I wondered who the hell she was. The more I learned (mostly from great gossip sites like this one), the more disgusted, yet fascinated, I became. She is one of the shallowest, phoniest, hollowest shells I’ve ever come across. She didn’t get that way by one parent alone.

    • Weirdo

      And karma caught up with him and opened up a large can of whup ass!

  6. Juano

    “I’m shocked to find that gambling is going on here.” “Your winnings, sir.” “oh, thank you”

  7. rican

    One scumbag two timing on another scumbag

  8. By “cheating” do they mean having their eyebrows done at the same place?

  9. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
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    what the fuck is up with bruce?

  10. Khloe Kardashian Laker Game
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    “That’s my Han!”

  11. EricLr

    It ain’t easy being a trophy wife. Sometimes you need two incomes to support the extravagant lifestyle they you know you deserve.

  12. spongebob

    He really does look like a melting scarecrow!

  13. it had to be said

    Those poor girls must have been so confused. Oh, mom’s a lesbian? No wait, is that the cereal box guy?

  14. Venom

    You would thing a famous well off Olympian would want a younger woman that did not push 4 kids out of her vagina.

    • Jack Ketch

      Not a vagina … a cunt a mile wide. Fixed :)

    • rican

      Please Venom, get it right, it is 3 kids and a beast.

      • Venom

        So you are saying that we should be checking Khloe for the numbers 666 somewhere on her body?

        Come to think of it if you look at the Book of Revelations, Kim fulfills the role of The Great Prostitute and Khloe the beast.

        Fuck, we are going to die.

    • Jillia

      Isn’t it 6? Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Robert, Kendal and Kylie (don’t know if i got that right, don’t care).

      Oh, I suppose she had 4 when she met Bruce.

  15. “Kidth! Ith not what it lookth like!”

  16. Lil KimPee

    Why is mommy in bed with that mechanical bird?

  17. Wow, she must really love her friends!

  18. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
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    Clearly she’s enjoying the familiar musky whiff of that Lakers moose knuckle… where as for Bruce it just brings horrid flashbacks of Khloe, hence the vomit in his mouth and the bloodshot eyes.

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    Frank Burns
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    Time to add Bruce to the “men who look like old lesbians” club.

  20. Mason Verger

    Bruce Jenner looks like some kind of creepy life size marionette.

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    hooha
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    Bruce looks surprised. Weird.

  22. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
    cc
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    I think the one cheerleader is giving the photog hell for zooming in on their bums. Or maybe I am projecting when it comes to the ‘zooming in on bums’ part.

  23. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
    cc
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    Bruce Jenner’s face says ‘I hate my entire existence’.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Laker Game
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    Sure, get me two more hot dogs and a large coke.

  25. I actually don’t believe that Khloe isn’t his. After seeing pictures all over the damned place, she has his nose. It’s pretty much identical… she’s just the leftover pieces. Sort of like Danny DeVito in that terrible Twins movie with Arnold.

  26. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
    cc
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    Haha, chipmunk cheeks.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Laker Game
    cc
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    Gosh, I hope this is a light beer.

  28. Khloe Kardashian Laker Game
    cc
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    Now, where’s that .wav file of a braying donkey I had around here…

  29. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
    cc
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    They fit Kim’s entire ass onto the big screen for the first time.

  30. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
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    “Hmmm…the one I’m knitting here for Kendall should be a little bit shorter…”

  31. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
    Ty Webb
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    They look so happy together !

  32. C’mon Kris!! Why don’t you leave the dummy you use to drive in the multiple passenger lanes in the trunk of your car like everybody else?

  33. That Guy

    Kill this bitch already.

  34. Did Kris swipe one of those Alcatraz escape heads?

  35. Khloe Kardashian Laker Game
    cc
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    They say I look like fat Elvis when I make this face.

  36. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
    cc
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    Geez. Kris is still working on that bit of beef fat stuck in her crown…hasn’t she heard of floss?

  37. Khloe Kardashian Laker Game
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    You know you are an idiot when your purse is too big to qualify as carry-on baggage.

  38. What a WHORE

    The pimpager better have the best pussy on the planet, because nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is worth putting up with her bullshit. She’s just a money grubbing gold digging whore who worships money; there’s nothing worse…

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    winters
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    anyone else getting a Christopher Reeve vibe from this photo?

  40. doctor snuggles

    well, BADNESS SURROUND HER NOW.
    look a at khloe!!

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    KC
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    In every picture there’s always a Bruce Jenner in the background saying it all with his fucked up eyes.

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    BenDoverman
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    He’s really focused on not lookin at the cheerleader’s ass

  43. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    I want me some of that purple shiny snatch

  44. Die, BITCH!

    I hope this whore gets cancer…

  45. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
    Sizzle
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    Does anyone else think Bruce Jenner looks like a lovely middle-aged lesbian?

  46. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
    para82nd
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    I cant believe that someone that used to be as cool as Bruce looks so gay now….lol

  47. Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Laker Game
    momostyle
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    whose the zombie snorting coke in front ?

  48. Sara

    No wonder Kim is a ho, Her mother taught her everything she knows

  49. Kris Jenner Bruce Jenner Laker Game
    WildWelshman
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    That cheerleader is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen! :O

  50. violet

    sick of hearing ,seeing,reading about the Kardashians. If Bruce had any balls he would leave but then again all the women in his family are gold diggers. I thouhgt for awhile Kloe was different but no. I feel bad for her husband , none of the men in the family have balls the women rule over them. And then there is Scot total waste of human space not that cute and really not all that. Then Kris Humphries he got shammed big time I wonder what he thinks now, about who is soon to be ex wife is dating . She is a pure downright no doubt about it gold digger. All are wasted space.

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