Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday

March 19th, 2012 // 82 Comments
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For those of you wondering how Kris Jenner could top shamelessly exploiting the fact Khloe’s a bastard for her own personal gain because her heart’s a dried whore’s vagina, here she is celebrating Rob Kardashian‘s 25th birthday by posting a topless picture of herself pregnant with him to her blog because, really, your child’s birthday should be all about you. Which also probably explains why she spent the entire night partying with him in Vegas because what 25-year-old doesn’t like hanging out with their mom and then waking up to her topless on the Internet. In fact, I’d say it’d be child abuse not to do that, so you’ve failed me yet again, mother. I HATE YOU. Hollywood Life reports:

Rob Kardashian’s birthday evening started out casually enough with a fun dinner and a visit to the family’s store in the Mirage Hotel. However, Kris then accompanied Kim Kardashian, Rob and his friends to 1Oak nightclub and partied until the morning!
“3am flight back home! What a fun night!” Kim, 31, wrote on Twitter.

As much as I hate reality television, at this point, I’d actually watch a show where each week producers give Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner a baby in a race to see who could make theirs dead inside the fastest. Mostly because Dina’s would be found literally dead in the first five minutes (Babies suck at drinking.) while Kris wastes her time trying to get Ray J to pee on hers in a YouTube video. “Oh, I see how it is. You only piss on my biological children. You make me sick.”

Photos: Kris Jenner, Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s gestating one of Kim’s butt implants. Out the va-jayjay and into the ass. Just like the rest of the team…hshs!

  2. kirby

    it’s hard to not sound like a prick here, but aren’t youthful puctures of you generally when one was prettier?? And don’t they say that pregnant women have a glow about them? Cause neither of these things happened in that photo. She has the glow of a young Roy Orbison.

  3. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Aubree
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW. she really is beginning to look like a cartoon. too bad she ruined the natural beauty she had. cat lady 2.0 ……yikes.

  4. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    FINALLY….a woman who DOESN’T look good in a bandage dress!!!

  5. puhleez

    why do pregnant women get naked??? Please cover up, you are soooo disgusting looking…

  6. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    oh boy, she is fucking ugly freaky in this photo

  7. anonym

    kris jenner. what a cunt.

  8. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    Xtal
    Commented on this photo:

    She is huge here. Must’ve been Khloe.

    • Bharti

      If you want to get more of the bubble butt effcet, try squats. They’ll help to tone and lift the booty. I know I used to have a large butt but not quite bubble-butt. I’ve been doing squats and notice a difference, not anything like Kim Kardashian but closer than I was before.

  9. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    Adrian
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO, is that a diaper?

  10. Dick Hell

    Kris: “Hey Rob, remember the FIRST time you were in my vagina?”

  11. George P Burdell

    Kris, you ignorant slut, I doubt you went all “Demi Moore” before Demi Moore. Even money this is one of the Jenner girls.

  12. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    COURTNEYfan
    Commented on this photo:

    are you sure your name is Pitch, i mean with a P :)))

  13. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Sandra
    Commented on this photo:

    i dont see why you guys look at her pics, dont you have anything better to do than criticize?

  14. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Sandra
    Commented on this photo:

    Its so funny how you seem to hate Kim and her family so much, yet your dumb ass is commenting every single picture of her.. Your very interested in this huh? lol YOU Dumb shit ^^^^

  15. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Sandra
    Commented on this photo:

    Pitch: your such an aweful person, i bet you look like shit. Poor you, stop making a fool out of yourself. No, really… your just embarrising yourself! Come on if you hate them so much why is there a comment in every pic from you!!

  16. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    Vinay
    Commented on this photo:

    So you’re denying you’re black? The Smithsonian Institute relcntey put out a study that concluded that only black kids and white girls that listen to Lil Wayne use numbers as letter in their screen name.Statistics ain’t racist, nurrga.

  17. Disgusted ... anon

    Kris Jenner is USA’s #1 SLUT-MOM, a BITCH, A USER, A FAKE, AND NO-ONE LOVES KRIS ANYMORE THAN…..KRIS JENNER!!!
    WOULD CERTAINLY BE NO SURPRISE THAT HER NEXT PHOTO SHOOT WILL BE HER VAGINA, IN AMERICA’S FACE…SHE LAUGHS ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK, WHAT A DISGUSTING WAY TO MAKE A LIVING…. ITS NO WONDER HER GIRLS ARE ALL SLUTS TOO…. THEY ARE WHAT THEY’RE TAUGHT….. BRUCE WAKE UP AND PROTECT YOUR GIRLS, IF IT ISN’T TOO LATE…….DECENCY SURE WENT OUT THE WINDOW WITH THIS FAMILY WITH KRIS JENNER AT THE HELM.

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