Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday

For those of you wondering how Kris Jenner could top shamelessly exploiting the fact Khloe’s a bastard for her own personal gain because her heart’s a dried whore’s vagina, here she is celebrating Rob Kardashian’s 25th birthday by posting a topless picture of herself pregnant with him to her blog because, really, your child’s birthday should be all about you. Which also probably explains why she spent the entire night partying with him in Vegas because what 25-year-old doesn’t like hanging out with their mom and then waking up to her topless on the Internet. In fact, I’d say it’d be child abuse not to do that, so you’ve failed me yet again, mother. I HATE YOU. Hollywood Life reports:

Rob Kardashian’s birthday evening started out casually enough with a fun dinner and a visit to the family’s store in the Mirage Hotel. However, Kris then accompanied Kim Kardashian, Rob and his friends to 1Oak nightclub and partied until the morning!
“3am flight back home! What a fun night!” Kim, 31, wrote on Twitter.

As much as I hate reality television, at this point, I’d actually watch a show where each week producers give Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner a baby in a race to see who could make theirs dead inside the fastest. Mostly because Dina’s would be found literally dead in the first five minutes (Babies suck at drinking.) while Kris wastes her time trying to get Ray J to pee on hers in a YouTube video. “Oh, I see how it is. You only piss on my biological children. You make me sick.”

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