Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday

March 19th, 2012 // 82 Comments
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For those of you wondering how Kris Jenner could top shamelessly exploiting the fact Khloe’s a bastard for her own personal gain because her heart’s a dried whore’s vagina, here she is celebrating Rob Kardashian‘s 25th birthday by posting a topless picture of herself pregnant with him to her blog because, really, your child’s birthday should be all about you. Which also probably explains why she spent the entire night partying with him in Vegas because what 25-year-old doesn’t like hanging out with their mom and then waking up to her topless on the Internet. In fact, I’d say it’d be child abuse not to do that, so you’ve failed me yet again, mother. I HATE YOU. Hollywood Life reports:

Rob Kardashian’s birthday evening started out casually enough with a fun dinner and a visit to the family’s store in the Mirage Hotel. However, Kris then accompanied Kim Kardashian, Rob and his friends to 1Oak nightclub and partied until the morning!
“3am flight back home! What a fun night!” Kim, 31, wrote on Twitter.

As much as I hate reality television, at this point, I’d actually watch a show where each week producers give Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner a baby in a race to see who could make theirs dead inside the fastest. Mostly because Dina’s would be found literally dead in the first five minutes (Babies suck at drinking.) while Kris wastes her time trying to get Ray J to pee on hers in a YouTube video. “Oh, I see how it is. You only piss on my biological children. You make me sick.”

Photos: Kris Jenner, Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    Sabu
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a diaper she’s wearing?

    • Poison Ivy League

      Ewwwwwwwws. That’s what I thought too.

      • Lina

        NONE OF ya should say one bad thing BECAUSE NONE 0F YOU inonnect ANGELS ARE BETTER THEN HER.. AND I GUARANTEE THAT MOST ALL OF YOU HAVE had more then 10 boyfriends/affairs, and NASTY SEXY PICTURES/VIDEOS THAT YOU ALL HAVE TAKEN,..and STD’s..BUT IT’S NOT OUT IN THE OPEN.. SO DON’T’ EVEN ACT LIKE YEALL R .GREAT VALUES AND HER PARENTS WORKED HARD TO PROVIDE HER WITH GOOD THINGS IN LIFE.. so blame your own parents for your jealousy..And her men got it for her,, should she hide her hapnss

      • ashlee

        learn to spell first,
        you sound uneducated and ignorant correcting someone
        when you can’t even spell right.

      • kay

        hahah uhh what kind of people do you know?

  2. direchef

    You would watch that show?! Just like 9/11, their show worked.

  3. Fuck you, Fish. I had an awesome lunch packed today. Just…just fuck you.

  4. It would definitely put to rest the nature vs. nurture argument in fame whore upbringing. That would make it science-y enough for the Discovery Channel.

    • Carolyn

      Truly piggish. Is she wearing a diaper?

    • Richard McBeef

      If Khloe showed up they could have a cross-over with those big foot hunters. Maybe the dead babies could talk to the ghost hunters? Or those gun people could show up and light everybody the fuck up. That’s good TV right there.

      • You left out a tie-in with one of these new doomsday-bunker shows, Doc. “Are the Lohans and Kardashians proof of the coming of the end times? Tune into Doomsday Preppers tonight at 9!”

      • Richard McBeef

        I thought that one was a national geographic channel product. I dunno, can’t keep it all straight. with all the mumbo jumbo and assorted drivel on these so called educational channels, I find myself turning more and more to fringe pornography to learn something.

      • There are two Doomsday shows. Doomsday Preppers is NatGeo and Doomsday Bunkers is Discovery. I haven’t watched either one (yet), but like those two hoarding series, I’m betting that they’re basically the same show.

  5. JC

    Host and judge: Casey Anthony

  6. It’s scary to look at the eyes in the pregnant picture, which seem to evince something resembling a soul is still struggling for life, as compared to the eyes in the smaller present-day headshot in the tux below, which are entirely bereft of anything resembling the better attributes of humanity. They rather look as though she might feed upon such things for sustenance.

    Ordinarily one would might attribute this to the inherent goodness of the child inside her, but that certainly can’t be it.

    • JC

      Pregnancy gives many women “that glow,” whereas for Kris, the glow just elevated her to looking vaguely human.

  7. Bane

    Yeah, Rob looks terminally thrilled in that photo.

  8. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    mommie dearest
    Commented on this photo:

    I think this almost tops the porn tape. It is just so low.

  9. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Carolyn
    Commented on this photo:

    He probably banged both of them.

  10. Poison Ivy League

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. The diaper’s cute though.

  11. Jack Ketch

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  12. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Famewhores just LOVE to share too much information.

  13. west

    Gotta exploit that murder notoriety.

    • BE

      Kris Jenner – the energizer bunny of desperate grabs for any sort of attention.

      1. Daughter’s homemade porn
      2. Grisly murderer/family friend
      3. Adultery
      4. Childbearing

      Just seems logical to KJ, I guess. And here I thought KJ had no way of sucking an ounce of attention off of her male offspring.

      She gets her points for (shamelessly) scraping the bottom of any attention barrel she comes across.

      Just what every 25 year wants for his birthday, huh? Proof that his mother is a souless, heartless sociopath with delusions of grandeur.

  14. dontlooknow

    Holy S**t!!! Lookit the size of those granny panties!!

  15. cc

    SF writer, you can expect to hear from my attorneys.

  16. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    tuvieja
    Commented on this photo:

    “25 years later, I may not have a moisty vagina but I still have you and my dear diapers, happy birthday son!”

  17. Steelerchick

    Wow topless and in diapers.

  18. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    I admire her ability to keep this photo a secret for 25 years.

  19. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    The mullet is more embarrassing than the diaper.

  20. meat pie

    She’s just giving her son what he wants

  21. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    Are her hands permanently locked in dick-gripping position?

  22. Truckin

    Cocaine.

  23. “Gosh, Mom, for me? Why it’s just…I ummm…golly…I’m speechless…and a tube of KY Jelly. It’s the best birthday gift a boy’s mother could…ummm…just thanks.”

  24. A rounded belly, kicking with life! I’m not talking about her. I’m talking about me trying to keep my lunch down. That meatball sandwich is making a go for my throat like an alien out of John Hurt’s chest.

  25. Porno Runs In The Kardashian Family

    Ofcourse Robbie boy already saw the pic of her not covering her tiny tits.

  26. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s some ugly skank wearing a dress that trended 1o months ago.

  27. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    In this picture we see some useless cunt taking up oxygen that could be used to keep someone worthwhile alive.

  28. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Here we see another fucking picture of these two trolls that no one is going to look at.

  29. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    The two bitches are confident he’s not going to go ape shit and chop them up like OJ because he’s a pussy.

  30. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Botox forehead, lipo throat and neck, cheekbone implants, eyelid tuck, collogen lips, scalp tuck, chin implant, breast implants, wig and one heaping pile of shit.

  31. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Here we see Kim Kardashian with her best friend.

  32. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Two ugly fat bitches.

  33. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Here we see the ugliest fucking dress ever made.

  34. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    If you hit in the face with a frying pan it would not feel it.

  35. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure who your dad is so get out there and suck some cock.

  36. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re death wont come soon enough grandma.

  37. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    This bitch is going to look exactly like that at 60 except much more Joan Rivers Cat Lady face.

  38. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Some whore took a shit in a pillow case, shook it all up and this bitch put it on as a dress.

  39. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit eating grin because for the past 15 years every fucking waiter at every fucking restaurant she has ever been to has shit in her food

  40. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Shut the fuck up bitch, it’s not your birthday.

  41. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    This shitty background poster has a repeating design just like my shitty dress and I planned it that way because I’m a fucking genius.

  42. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Here we see a fat ugly bitch trying to hide her fat fucking body behind some bullshit purse.

  43. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    No Whore, you’re not going to stop buying plastic surgery and that’s fine with me.

  44. Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian 25th Birthday
    Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Here we see Rob Kardashian celebrating his birthday.

  45. THANKS ALOT FISH

    I just lost part of my lunch.

  46. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    GeneralEmergency
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhh….

    So this is what the Wookie-Pouch looked like.

    Very frightening.

  47. GAH! How many kids did this ho-bag push out? nasty.

  48. Coyote

    So exactly how many times has she had plastic surgery since then One Two hundred

  49. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    Master Cherry Plucker
    Commented on this photo:

    This really turns me on… PREGOS, I love to bang! Oh-so tight, her swollen belly would be good to lick! And her ASS is only 1/10th size of KK’s.

  50. Kris Jenner Topless Pregnant
    Popeye
    Commented on this photo:

    Soooo gross

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