Of Course There’s A Kris Jenner Sex Tape
If you’re wondering how a busy, working mom like Kris Jenner found time to learn how to write, produce and direct Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape, it turns out Kris is an old pro at filming people having sex. Namely herself with other men who aren’t her husband, according to the National Enquirer:
According to one source, Robert told his good friend O.J. Simpson that he overheard Kris telling her girlfriend all about the scandalous tape.
“Robert said Kris was talking about how liberating it was to be filmed having sex and how it was a turn-on to watch herself with her lover,” revealed a close source. “She said she felt like a porn star.
“When Robert heard that, he confronted Kris. But she laughed it off, telling him she was just kidding around. She said she knew he was there and wanted to teach him a lesson about eavesdropping on her conversations with her girlfriends.
“Robert wasn’t sure what to believe, so he told O.J. about it to see what he thought.”
The Enquirer doesn’t say what O.J.‘s thoughts were, but I’m guessing it was something that made Robert not figure out it was O.J. in the tape conceiving Khloe. Or he just said, “This conversation is making me stabby.” Anyway, apparently if this tape is released it could ruin Kris’ marriage to Bruce Jenner, but who’s honestly going to take the time to convert a 30-year-old BETA tape of Kris Jenner fucking? That just seems like one of those things that shouldn’t be opened unless you want a swarm of beetles to appear and beat you with a sword.