If you’re wondering how a busy, working mom like Kris Jenner found time to learn how to write, produce and direct Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape, it turns out Kris is an old pro at filming people having sex. Namely herself with other men who aren’t her husband, according to the National Enquirer:
According to one source, Robert told his good friend O.J. Simpson that he overheard Kris telling her girlfriend all about the scandalous tape.
“Robert said Kris was talking about how liberating it was to be filmed having sex and how it was a turn-on to watch herself with her lover,” revealed a close source. “She said she felt like a porn star.
“When Robert heard that, he confronted Kris. But she laughed it off, telling him she was just kidding around. She said she knew he was there and wanted to teach him a lesson about eavesdropping on her conversations with her girlfriends.
“Robert wasn’t sure what to believe, so he told O.J. about it to see what he thought.”
The Enquirer doesn’t say what O.J.‘s thoughts were, but I’m guessing it was something that made Robert not figure out it was O.J. in the tape conceiving Khloe. Or he just said, “This conversation is making me stabby.” Anyway, apparently if this tape is released it could ruin Kris’ marriage to Bruce Jenner, but who’s honestly going to take the time to convert a 30-year-old BETA tape of Kris Jenner fucking? That just seems like one of those things that shouldn’t be opened unless you want a swarm of beetles to appear and beat you with a sword.
Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN
Let’s just fast forward to the piss scene and get this over with.
I just threw up in my pants.
Take your pick:
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/5c/Vomit.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrfsf6Qyp1rormdjo1_400.gif
http://niuchan.org/v/src/136096171967.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgr7dNYKS1rdq2opo1_500.gif
http://i48.tinypic.com/21488it.gif
Well done Sir………………………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IpPPDYWexE
http://niuchan.org/v/src/136096171967.gif
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/5c/Vomit.gif
Do not want.
I am sure for some anthropologists and members of the church, they might be interested in watching the possible conception of the anti-Christ.
Um… yay? Wait, that isn’t right.
Also, Beta was the superior format. Eat that, VHS fanboys!
That family just ain’t right.
My penis gave that story a heartfelt “Don’t even think about it”. That’s one porn I refuse to watch.
Robert Kardashian certainly was a super-keen judge of character – wife, Kris Jenner and his friend is OJ Simpson. No doubt if he were alive today he would have adopted Lindsay Lohan and Chris Brown.
Can you imagine the revelry in the streets if these whores were murdered? It would make the end of world war two look like a wake.
The Kardashians are like a bad horror movie trying to one-up itself. Just when you thought you’ve seen the most disgusting thing and the movie’s over, an axe wielding midget jumps out of the closet and starts butchering the hot sexy chick you hoped would make it.
Does this qualify as granny porn?. I’m think that she and Madonna could combine forces and start changing heterosexuals into homos with their “stage Presence”
If there is a tape I’m nailing my testicles to a stump and fall over backwards.
There is a rumor that she got gangbanged by six Oakland Raiders before she got her hooks into skunkfuckinhead.
All lardassians are whores. Period.
There isn’t enough alcohol in the world to make me like that.
Of course, I never think there’s enough alcohol in the world, but what the hell.