There are several theories flying around this morning on why Kim Kardashian announced her divorce yesterday: She’s a whore. It’s a whore season. The whore-ometer read 100% whorenheit. But if you ask me, it was all a distraction from Kris Jenner milking the murder of Nicole Brown-Simpson to promote her new book. I’d say something pithy like, “Those words just happened,” except I’m pretty sure everyone read that last sentence and went, “Yup, that sounds right.” RadarOnline reports:
Nicole called her early on June 12th, Kris writes. “Nicole said, “Can you get over here…? I need to talk to you. It’s really important’.”
Busy with her own children, Kris asked if they could put it off until the next day. But Nicole was persistent. “‘That’s okay, can you meet me tomorrow for lunch? I really have to talk to you about something really, really important’.” Says Kris, “It would be the last time I would ever speak to Nicole.”
The next morning, Kris was plunged into shock and trauma as she woke to the news that her close friend had been stabbed to death. “I instinctively knew that in some way O.J. had something to do with her death.
“I truly couldn’t believe she had been so betrayed by the person who she had once loved most. That O.J. would be so destructive and selfish and jealous that he would do that to her was just mind-blowing to me. All these thoughts were running through my mind: This can’t be true.”
Her sadness grew even deeper as she realized that changing her schedule to meet Nicole on the eve of her murder could have saved Nicole’s life. A mutual friend later told her, Kris writes, that “Nicole had been beaten up by O.J. and she had been keeping this physical proof in the form of photographs and, it would turn out, other evidence, in which she had documented seventeen years of abuse. Nicole really wanted someone close to her to know what was going on, so that somebody – namely me – could be a witness.”
Kris was devastated at missing the opportunity to possibly save her. She recalls screaming, “‘Oh my God! It’s too late! It’s too late!’…The realization that she had wanted to confide in me hit me so hard. … And I had let her down.”
If this story was true – Which it’s absolutely not because the primary source is Kardashian Zero – at least Kris Jenner can take comfort knowing she exploited her best friend’s murder to make a couple of bucks. That’s practically the same as going back and saving her life, if not better. “Think of it as O.J.’s knife bringing us closer together,” she’ll probably say. “We’re like sisters now.”