Kris Jenner’s Book Claims She Could Have Saved Nicole Brown From O.J.

November 1st, 2011 // 77 Comments

There are several theories flying around this morning on why Kim Kardashian announced her divorce yesterday: She’s a whore. It’s a whore season. The whore-ometer read 100% whorenheit. But if you ask me, it was all a distraction from Kris Jenner milking the murder of Nicole Brown-Simpson to promote her new book. I’d say something pithy like, “Those words just happened,” except I’m pretty sure everyone read that last sentence and went, “Yup, that sounds right.” RadarOnline reports:

Nicole called her early on June 12th, Kris writes. “Nicole said, “Can you get over here…? I need to talk to you. It’s really important’.”
Busy with her own children, Kris asked if they could put it off until the next day. But Nicole was persistent. “‘That’s okay, can you meet me tomorrow for lunch? I really have to talk to you about something really, really important’.” Says Kris, “It would be the last time I would ever speak to Nicole.”
The next morning, Kris was plunged into shock and trauma as she woke to the news that her close friend had been stabbed to death. “I instinctively knew that in some way O.J. had something to do with her death.
“I truly couldn’t believe she had been so betrayed by the person who she had once loved most. That O.J. would be so destructive and selfish and jealous that he would do that to her was just mind-blowing to me. All these thoughts were running through my mind: This can’t be true.”
Her sadness grew even deeper as she realized that changing her schedule to meet Nicole on the eve of her murder could have saved Nicole’s life. A mutual friend later told her, Kris writes, that “Nicole had been beaten up by O.J. and she had been keeping this physical proof in the form of photographs and, it would turn out, other evidence, in which she had documented seventeen years of abuse. Nicole really wanted someone close to her to know what was going on, so that somebody – namely me – could be a witness.”
Kris was devastated at missing the opportunity to possibly save her. She recalls screaming, “‘Oh my God! It’s too late! It’s too late!’…The realization that she had wanted to confide in me hit me so hard. … And I had let her down.”

If this story was true – Which it’s absolutely not because the primary source is Kardashian Zero – at least Kris Jenner can take comfort knowing she exploited her best friend’s murder to make a couple of bucks. That’s practically the same as going back and saving her life, if not better. “Think of it as O.J.’s knife bringing us closer together,” she’ll probably say. “We’re like sisters now.”

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Jack Ketch

    Oh hey, look ! The mother of all these whores is orange too !!

  2. Clarence Beeks

    THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?

    Nope, better to print that shit in a book 15 years later FOR ATTENTION.

    • Jack Ketch

      Really … doesn’t make any sense NOW, does it … I wonder if the book explains why she didn’t, but I doubt it. Who in fuck would buy such a book, written by the matriarch of the most hated family EVER ?? Is it possible that she’s an even bigger KUNT than her daughter(s) ???

    • Jack Ketch

      @ Dude … exactly. Maybe the family didn’t make enough fucking money on that sham wedding. *Birkins for everyone, whoot !!!*

    • tlmck

      Nicole could not afford Kris’s tattle fee.

  3. Lorac

    Her husband was one of OJ’s defense attorneys! Some friend!

  4. aaw

    WTF!!!!! Are you forgetting…HER HUSBAND was Simpson’s defense attorney!?
    “He sat by Simpson throughout the trial.”
    Really this family needs to go away! Plz stop posting shit about them!

  5. Seeing as how Nicole wasn’t living with OJ, she had her own place, she had her daughter Sydney’s dance recital to go to that evening and she went out to eat with others afterwards, in what way could this opportunistic digger-up-of-dead-woman’s-bones famewhore have “possibly saved her”?

    The only thing Kris Jenner demonstrably “saved” was her portion of the bill for the meal at Mezzaluna that night.

    • Clarence Beeks

      she claims Nicole called her and begged to see her the afternoon of the day she was killed.

      • RadarOnline refers to her meeting Nicole on the “eve” of her murder, but that’s sorta my point – there was a family event and dinner already planned so how could she possibly have any input that would alter anything at that late date? Others already knew that Nicole had photos documenting abuse, so what, exactly, was the urgency on Nicole’s part to show them to her so she could be a “witness”? And what, exactly, would she have said or done that would have made any sort of difference and “saved” her?
        “You simply can’t go to your daughter’s dance recital – even though you won’t be alone with him because both sides of the family will be there?” Yeah, I can sure see Nicole blowing up THOSE plans on her say-so.
        Such bullshit.

  6. This woman takes Fame Sloreing to a whole new level. We need Achmed the Dead terrorist to take her out now!

  7. Cock Dr

    *barfs*
    This Jenner creature is filled with rot and lies. The stench of whoremongering deceit hangs about her like the odor of gangrene.

  8. Mitch

    If a 747 crashed on the Kardashian’s house while they were all there whoring about or whatever they do together it would be a giant step for mankind.

  9. I’m going to just say this: Who gives a fuck about this entire family?

  10. I will say this – she looks more masculine than her pixie faced husband. When did he have a sex change operation?

  11. Rough! man of still

    If Nicole was alive their wouldn’t be a kardashian empire. Where would jay z be if notorious b.I.g. was alive? Where would what’s her name be if Kurt Cobain was alive? Sacrifice, Sacrifice.

  12. forrest gump

    yeah yeah yeah, sure sure sure, BLABLABLABLABLABLA, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

  13. stratacat

    when is the karma house finally going to drop on this kunt?

  14. Drew

    I don’t take anyone wearing a leopard print tie seriously. Let’s say, from experience.

  15. Frank Burns

    Chapter 2: “I Could Have Saved Lincoln Being Shot But I Was Getting My Nails Did”
    Chapter 3: “I Could Have Saved Jesus From Crucifixion But A “Welcome Back Kotter” Marathon Was On The TeeVee”
    Chapter 4: “Why Flaunting The Wealth I Got By Whoring Out My Daughter When There Is 10% Unemployment Makes Me A Good Person”

  16. I guess Too Short was wrong – there comes a point where pimping becomes pretty damn easy.

  17. Ted

    It took her a long time, but she finally put on the strapon and fucked Nicole’s neck wound to make a few bucks. Still, she’s kicking herself for not doing it when the wound was fresh.

  18. sunshine

    100% whorenheit??!!! Classic, I laughed so hard, I spit. Way to go Fish, this is why I love this site.

  19. Who are we kidding? Kris Kardashain probably contracted the murder of Nicole and Ron, so OJ would hire Robert.

  20. Steelerchick

    You’d have to be a total idiot to buy that book!

    • Richard McBeef

      I would buy that book a million times over before I bought Snooki’s book and hat fucking thing is a best seller.

      Bitch won’t have any problem peddling that tripe. Just like the whore family doesn’t have a problem selling whatever shit products they stamp K’s onto or convincing legions of morons to tune into whatever fake ass shit show they have on TV.

      People are dumb as shit.

      • Hey Hick Fuck You!

        You mean AMERICANS are dumb as shit. I still have hope for the rest of this planet.

      • I personally pledge to you that if you stand outside a bookstore and cold cock anyone stupid enough to buy it, I will alibi you and swear you were with me x number of miles away, at the Berkeley Marina, fishing for sturgeon.

        I figure claiming we were going through the McDonald’s drivethrough and then waiting for a limo pickup to LAX just isn’t believable any more.

  21. Whoever said, “Pimpin ain’t easy” never met this woman.

  22. Tristyn

    O.J. God dammit !!! Killed the wrong person…. However, all the proceed’s from the book should go to domestic violence or another women against abuse program … Not the krusty kunt foundation!!!! Go the fcuk away p.o.s.,…..

  23. Can

    Yeah, it’s definitely time for a Speidi-type boycott of this bullshit. A terrible woman raising terrible children just to whore them out and then continue making money off their whoring. PLEASE stop posting about them because every time someone buys the rights to their pictures, they just keep doing more to get the limelight… Case in point being that fucking 72 day marriage. Ugh.

    • Help

      Yeah I’m getting sick of mocking them as well. To quote the great Kris Humphries, “in a few years, people aren’t going to care about you anymore”.

  24. puddleduck

    Too bad she didn’t have dinner at Mezzaluna that night and have been the one to deliver the lost glasses back to Nicole’s condo. What a fucking bitch…how could anyone stoop this low?

  25. Sue

    God, what an ego this woman has. She will Stop at Nothing to get money.

    We all could say that Nicole’s mom could have saved Ron’s life, if
    she did not lose her glasses that night, and asked Nicole to have
    them returned, which was what Ron was doing that night !!

    COME ON NOW, lots of scenario’s could have happened that night !!!!!!
    Let these two people rest in peace, instead of making MONEY off
    the dead !!!! BOYCOTT THE KARDASIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Martin

    So, uh, despite you have this extremely telling conversation with a woman who would be murdered less than 24 hours later, apparently neither the Defense nor the prosecution elected to interview/depose or subpoena you? Riiiiight.

  27. Venom

    It is really a shame that O.J. did not go after her instead. He would have done the world a great favor.
    This family seems to find endless ways to disgust me everyday. It is like they are completely detached from reality and how most of the world views them.

  28. Schmidtler

    so according to this story, Nicole had been ‘documenting abuse for 17 years’ – all the while, she was also living in a house OJ paid for, and driving a ferrari OJ paid for, when she wasn’t letting her waiter boyfriend drive the ferrari OJ paid for. What kind of gold digging whore ‘documents abuse’ for 17 years, instead of just spending 5 minutes buying a train ticket out of town? Anyone who hangs around a dangerous situation just so they can continue to take somebody else’s stuff and try and set that person up to be extorted out of everything they have can not later claim to be a ‘victim’.

    • They were divorced. So it doesn’t matter a fuck if every cent she got came from him, or she let anyone in town dirve that fucking car, of she banged every one of his buddies on the front lawn at high noon, or she was a “gold-digging whore” – HE DIDN’T OWN HER, AND HAD NO LEGAL CLAIM ON HER. It’s not up to her to get out of Dodge, atone for marrying him and getting half their community property by taking the veil, or change her life in any way – it’s actually up to him to not be a murdering, abusive ex-wife-killing fuck, even if he did have to pay her money in a divorce settlement. Crazy, huh? Would it make you feel better to know that every penny she ever got from him, she eventually earned the hard way? She never saw her kids grow up, she’ll never see any grandkids – is that enough to satisfy you? Every woman who’s physically abused needs documentation to prove it, but do you not get that the fact he was able to actually *phone in* his therapy, that everyone on the LAPD gave “The Juice” leeway made it far harder for her than the average woman?

      Sorry if you can’t grasp that simple concept, but it’s people like you that make it hard for abused women to have any kind of life once they DO leave. For you guys, whatever they do is never enough, somehow everything that happens is always their fault – until they’re finally in the ground. Then you finally let them off the hook – except, apparently, in this case.

      Kudos, you win. Happy now?

  29. j.j.

    Wasn’t it her husband, Robert Kardashian, who helped get O.J. off the hook?

  30. Oogidyboogidy

    I don’t know at what point society will put a stop to atrocity that is this god awful family. If Warhol was alive in this day and age he’d have a wholly different thing to say about these famewhores. They go far beyond the “15 minutes of fame” axiom. Even the Parisite has finally faded from view (thank Odin) but these idiots show no sign of stopping, and it’s already 16 past the hour.

    In the words of Lisa Simpson, “Just don’t look!” The Krudashian family will gesticulate wildly with their gigantic metal heads trying to get your attention and will eventually crash dead to the ground. Seriously: turn the damn TV off and STOP WATCHING their crap. Stop BUYING their crap. Just. Fucking. STOP.

  31. How dumb is that publisher? I mean they had to do was change the text from
    “…Kris was devastated at missing the opportunity to possibly save her…” to
    “…Kris was devastated at missing the opportunity to possibly be the third murder victim…” and it would have been the feel-good book of the year.

  32. Pirate Catcher

    I’m going to breed the whore out of them…well, just Kim and Kourtney…and maybe Rob Jr…definitely not Khloe…

  33. anonym

    mother of the year award goes to Kris Jenner, or Dina Lohan…..

    place your votes now !!!

    Man, Kim K is a spitting image of her mom. Look at the facial structure and everything.

    Kim K will be nasty when she’s 40

  34. rican

    What Kris says is heartbreaking. If she had gone to see Nicole, maybe she would’ve been sliced and diced too. Nicole’s death wouldn’t have been in vain and the world would have been better off.

  35. Geoffrey Harrington

    the dunb bunnies that buy the Kuntdassain shit should find other suppliers . Paris hilton seems to have faded from view , so let’s hope ….

  36. Geoffrey Harrington

    If she would have seduced OJ , then the world might be teeming with homicidal famewhores

  37. Lisa

    Every time I read something about or by this woman I want to throw up. So now she could have saved Nicole. What won’t this chick do for a dime. WHEN IS THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME UP? She is gross as they all are.

  38. Pez Dispenser

    Did she see what happened to Nicole and a quite strapping Ron Goldman? Her presence wouldn’t have tipped the scales in that fight.

  39. Dr Ha-Ha

    She could’ve saved Nicole from OJ, but theres no mentioning she could’ve saved us from herself. Talk about taking the easy path in life.

  40. Johnny99

    So let me get this straight. As soon as she hears that her best friend is dead, she suspects OJ Simpson. Yet her husband accepted millions to defend the guy. The whoring is strong in this family.

  41. m

    The only possible good thing to come out of this would be for OJ to sue her ass for libel for essentially publishing that he killed Nicole when he was found innocent.

  42. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Will these fucking cunts just go away already? The press should stop reporting on this trash – they stopped with that diseased Paris Hilton and Speidi, and they disappeared.

  43. CranAppleSnapple

    Kris Jenner is such an unbelievably horrible person. I started wondering what Bruce Jenner could possibly like about her, and then I wondered is all the money hers? Because other than being an Olympian two Centuries ago, where the hell would HE get any money?

  44. Kris Jenner Nicole Brown Simpson
    Susan
    Commented on this photo:

    White trash in a suit. I feel sorry for her children with her as a mother/role model. I’m sure her children’s father is turning over in his grave to see how his children are turning out and she’s publicizing the fact she cheated on him. Really? Who does that?

  45. Kris Jenner Nicole Brown Simpson
    Wrecklessly Glam
    Commented on this photo:

    Disgusting!! Just think she is the Mother of this family. I have a totally different opinion of the Kardashians now and no longer a fan. Very disappointing!!

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