Kris Jenner Is Just Picking Up Babies And Pretending They’re North West Now

July 15th, 2013 // 23 Comments
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You know who was a fan of using doubles? Saddam Hussein. That’s really all that needs to be said here. Saddam Hussein. TMZ reports:

Kris’ show posted a photo on Twitter and Facebook … of herself cuddling an infant, with the message … “You never know who will stop by our show today #WatchKris”.
This would be the first public shot of North since her birth — but we smelled a rat. And guess what? After some digging we found out the baby is owned by a hair and makeup person on the set.

In case I wasn’t clear in the first paragraph: Saddam Hussein. Saddam. Hussein.

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  1. Kris Jenner has a show?

    I’d like to send one of my turds to each of its three viewers.

  2. Nonnie Moose

    As bad as Saddam might have been, I don’t think he would have stooped to whoring out his own daughters to make a few bucks.

    What’s more, it’s not like she has the excuse that the family was dirt poor and uneducated, like the Honey Boo Boo clan. The crap she’s doing to her daughters is deliberate and well thought out and driven by pure sociopathic greed.

  3. Kunta Kinte

    Will she have any clips from her Mandingo Party?

  4. joe

    That poor kid. Trying to suckle at her teat and getting nothing but the dead, icy cold souls of her children.

  5. “…we smelled a rat..”
    And by “rat” I assume you mean a nice, plump full-term baby with human parents.

  6. Whatthewhat

    Wait…” After some digging we found out the baby is owned by a hair and makeup person on the set.” OWNED???

    • Slappy Magoo

      When you work at TMZ you get so used to the idea of being owned by someone, why wouldn’t you think of a baby as an accessory?

  7. ThisWillHurt

    “Your baby’s so adorable and well behaved. Enjoy it while it lasts, because before you know it, you’ll start hearing things like ‘I’m only 17! Why do I have to take a selfie in a bikini then Instagram it?’ and ‘I have to let Ray J do WHAT?!’ but in the end it’s worth it.”

  8. Mos

    I genuinely am at a loss as to why anyone anywhere at anytime in his or her life would care one iota about the offspring produced by the coupling of KK and KW. This world perplexes me sometimes.

  9. HeidiMontag

    D o you think that Kim is embarresed of a having a multi-racial baby which will be considered black and might favor African features?

    • No. If she was I am guessing she would not date only black men and choose to have a kid with one if she felt that way. What an idiotic comment.

      • Petit Potam

        I would agree completely but I’m pretty sure exploiting every possible way to undermine your children is how the family raises them.
        “Why are you so black?” could easily be considered a praise compared to: “Turns out Ray J is your real Dad. Psyche! As if I’d know.”

    • I signed in just so I could ‘dislike’ your comment.
      I’m so mature.

  10. kery

    She is so disgusting. Nobody gives a shit!!!

  11. So, is Kris Jenner famous for being married to a has-been athlete, or for being the mom of some chick who got peed on?

    • Hugh Evers

      BJ is not just a ‘has been’ athlete. He is a disfigured and bitter has been athlete that is only a side-show within his own family – and Kim not only ‘got peed’ on but she transformed her whoridness into celebrity and fame. Try that at home with your average African American rapper – but to answer your question – satan’s whore is suppose to become famous right before the Apocalypse.

  12. This woman is fucking psycho. Picking up someone else’s baby and pretending it’s your own grandchild, just for a few shekels, is…well…NUTS! And fraudulent to her viewers.

  13. Freebie

    But millions will tune in to watch her show thus boosting her income and her fame even more. Its like coming to a car accident, you can’t just not look. I for one hope her shows fails.

  14. Five minutes after the cameras are all off, she’s picking the baby’s remains from between her teeth.

  15. swootang

    “the baby is owned by a hair and makeup person on the set.”
    Did anyone else laugh at that? Are babies things you own now?

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