Kris Jenner Got a Facelift Just for Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

July 15th, 2011 // 55 Comments

Kim Kardashian‘s wedding to Kris Humphries is going to be a massive television event which is literally the only reason it’s even happening in the first place. So, of course, Kris Jenner got a facelift just for her daughter’s special day because these people are the Jacksons now. Via Us Magazine:

Jenner’s facelift will, of course, be featured on an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. “I’ve never had such a stressful morning, honestly, in my life,” Jenner says pre-surgery.
As Jenner begins to tear up, Kim, 30, reassures her mom that everything will be fine. “Don’t cry,” she says. “If you’re scared, you don’t have to do it. I’m sure people are scared all the time.”

KIM: Mom, you really don’t have to risk your life just for my wedding day. But I’m sure you’ll get lots of camera time…
KRIS: Gimme that waiver. *signs* Put me under. PUT ME UNDER NOW!

Photo: Splash News, WENN


  1. Bubbagump

    Who the fuck are these people?

  2. ClamsTheCat

    Her skin looks like suede.

  3. Did she specifically ask for the “Jay Leno” or was that just a positive side benefit?

  4. sasha

    Can we please send these people to obscurity where Heidi and Spencer reign ?

  5. eww die under please

    Disturbing disgusting familty promoting the worst shit.

  6. Peter

    Already looking forward to the “leaked” wedding night sex tape. Kim’s, that is :-P

  7. Drew

    Not surprising coming from the same cunt that was (or is?) going to change her name back to Kardashian because Jenner’s aren’t popular. It might make sense if that was her maiden name, but it’s a name from her previous marriage.

    These people need to go the fuck away.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Her face is going to explode like the Taun-Taun’s guts in Empire Strikes Back when the surgeon makes the first incision.

  9. Kris Jenner Facelift
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Waste of time & money.

  10. DeucePickle

    But what about those hands? Is there such thing as a “hands-lift” ?

  11. Kris Jenner Facelift
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    What the hell is up with her hand?!

  12. suck it

    She didnt do any surgery for Khloe’s wedding.

  13. Nudgie

    “Never had such a stressful morning?” Really? Even when your husband was setting OJ free???

    • Jack Ketch

      Good point, that ! Bitch has had so much buccal fat sucked from her face, and so much botox, she can hardly move it.

  14. BE

    Well – Now we know where her daughters got the “gene” for blatant self-promotion. Go down clawing on to any shred of attention or publicity you can get.

  15. Kris Jenner Facelift
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    Did Chyna get a bionic hand replacement to go w/ that facelift?

  16. JC

    It’s a shame that medical science doesn’t yet know how to implant a soul.

  17. Kris Jenner Facelift
    Commented on this photo:

    my #1 goal in life is to make sure that my skin never, ever looks like this

    • Jillia

      Hahahaha! Good luck with that!

      • ohno

        keep in mind that kris jenner is 55, not 75! she obvs tanned and is a smoker!

        i guess it isn’t my number 1 goal/goals in life–that’s probably career success and happiness with life. it is up in the top 5, though (blanketed under ‘looking good as i age’).

  18. Do you mean she got ANOTHER facelift, because, boyfriend, that ain’t the face she was born with.

    • oh i know

      right??? this sure isn’t the 1st time she’s had a “stressful morning” anticipating surgery, NOT her 1st rodeo….

  19. Frank Burns

    It must tall all the discipline developed during his Olympic years for Bruce Jenner to not set his house on fire every day.

  20. Kris Jenner Facelift
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    I’m still not used to seeing Gene Simmons without his KISS makeup.

  21. Hopefully by the wedding her face will have loosened up enough for her to be able to close her mouth.

  22. Fuzz

    I hate these people.

  23. ugh just fuck off and die already

  24. zomgbie

    wonder if she knows that all the fat taken out of her face was later injected into kims butt.

  25. Benwa

    Wow, another story that was on the Daily Mail (where fish gets ALL HIS POSTS) two days ago. Nice job killer.

    I like how you can say ANYTHING in these comments, but when you call out fish, they just delete your comments, (like they did to me two days ago).

  26. Bridget

    She looks frightening enough here with those giant like Lady Gaga sunglasses and crazed expression. The last thing she needs is a face lift…

  27. the captain

    DO NOT BELIEVE THIS, naive americans.
    her facelift are just the sunglasse.
    because around her eyes are just as many wrinkles as last week.
    but she makes sure you can’t see them now.


  28. and this is news because...


  29. Kris Jenner Facelift
    Commented on this photo:

    “This facelift seems highly unnecessary Captain.”

  30. Jules rubin

    So she had her face redone, but what about her old looking hands?

  31. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    Fuck Me! Vampires CAN wear crucifixes! I hope to hell you have one of those sun-bombs, Van Helsing!

  32. Kris Jenner Facelift
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the reflection in window better

  33. Gumption

    note to self, if you ever partake in plastic surgery, avoid the Kardash’s surgeon because mamma pimp and kim k have the ugliest, too small noses which makes them look like they are dead already, like a skull a la joan rivers. that family has some seriously shitty plastic surgery, are they retarded or something?

  34. Kris Jenner Facelift
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    Come and knock on our dooooor.
    We’ve been waiting for youuuuuu.

    • teetee14

      i thought the same thing too! lol. on another not im sick of this family…everything they do is on tv so guess they will be showing them taking shits and eating it or throwing their shit at the camera like monkies in the zoo for attention….WILL THEY EVER GO AWAY UGHH!

  35. wft

    That is one ugly looking thing.

  36. dontlooknow

    Sigh, 30 year old face with 75 year old hands….whatta babe. LOL!

  37. Kris Jenner Facelift
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    she should get something done with her hands… they re disgusting ! gosh i m sick of these old “ladies” that absolutely wants to look younger, but their hands won t let them, is it really impossible for a woman to accept that she s old ! and no matter how many facelift she ll do, her hands will always tell the truth about her age

  38. Kris Jenner Facelift
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    What s wrong with her hand ? nothing ! she s just an old hag… old women have wrinkled hands ! :D

  39. butt juice

    Spoken like a true pro, Kim. She’s been nipped and tucked so much she’s beginning to look like an alien wax cat.

  40. amberd

    For a moment I thought that was Victoria aka Posh! But then she wouldn’t be smiling would she? She nvr smiles…

  41. Z78

    WTH is wrong with this family? seriously they ALL SUCK! Kim was super desperate to get married Let’s see how long its gonna last! IM SURE NOT FOR LONG!!!!!

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