Let’s See What Bullsh*t Kris Jenner Said Now
For some reason people want to know the thoughts and opinions of Kris Jenner which makes sense considering it is kind of amazing her face and lips are capable of speech. Anyway, she’s apparently fired back at Daniel Craig who called the Kardashian family “fucking idiots” in an interview with British GQ. Via The National Enquirer:
“(He has) crossed the line,” she told Heat mag. “It’s not made him look like the world’s nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology.
“The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won’t stoop to that level.”
Yes, it would be “easy” to criticize a working, respected actor who’s famous for excelling at his career instead of being pissed on in a sex tape. The jokes practically write themselves. And speaking of jokes, here comes the money shot via Kris’ appearance on Extra:
Her son and former “Dancing with the Stars” finalist Rob, has been considering going to law school, and Kris revealed which “Dancing” co-star inspired him. “Nancy Grace really encouraged him to follow that dream of his. He wants to be an attorney, like his dad.”
Nancy Grace inspired Rob Kardashian to become a lawyer like his father, the man who helped O.J. Simpson get away with murder. I can’t even put into words how incredible that statement is to me or how absolutely fucked the legal system will be 20 years from now should a mama’s boy who lives in his sister’s spare bedroom somehow becomes a lawyer. At that point, dogs will probably be judges, and we’ll be convicted by a jury of cats. (The bailiff? A hamster with a gun and badge, of course.)