Kris Humphries’ Rebound (Zing!) in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Friday 5.3.12

May 3rd, 2013 // 115 Comments

Well, here we are folks, at the end of another week of you tolerating my rambling efforts at subbing for Fish. Thank you for that. I wish I could express it with a respectable bikini photo set, but I couldn’t find one, so I did the next best thing which is the exact opposite of that. Above is a woman famous for being Kim Kardashian-esque in that they both intercoursed the same large, just a shade above retarded ape man, and will now shamelessly whore themselves to anyone who’s buying. Notice the location of the shoot is the Jersey shore because nothing says class like “Alright, can we break for a minute? I’ve got garbage stuck on my lens again.”

Til next time, I’ll be back in the mines, with my boob-axe and pantyflashlight, watching, waiting,

- Photo Boy

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
    Bianca
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    What the hell is she doing? She needs to in invest in modeling classes! We all have to feel sorry for her, she has no clue as to how terrible she looks!! I’m screaming “PHOTOSHOP” at her, I wonder if she can hear me.

  2. Professor Chaos

    Hate to admit it, but I’d bang her before I’d bang Kim Kardashian. I’m not normally into thick girls but I’m sort of digging her.

  3. Mocaleenie

    She looks old and fat.

  4. neen

    This is what Kim’s body would look like if she wasn’t able to afford all those surgeries.

  5. balmari

    fatty….

  6. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
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    uughhhhh

  7. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
    Jay Ray
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    I used to think Humphries was only a few IQ points off beating a toaster…. Now I’m sure of it.

  8. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
    bonedaddy
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    I think I see the Pequot and Captain Ahab out on the horizon.

  9. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
    Kris
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    WOW !

  10. mel

    fuck me! this woman looks like she could absolutely massacre a toilet! she and stink kardashian could provide so much fertilizer to north korea, the famine there would be all but a memory.

  11. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
    Clara
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    She used to look so pretty, what happened to her? Why the hell did she mess with her body? She’s really, really terrible looking now!!. I feel sorry for her she must have some serious issues to deal with because its making her act so crazy. Poor girl.Damn Myla you really need some help and I strongly suggest you go and get it in the near future.You need a refund for that nose and those Melons. Ewwwwww Myla just ewwwww what a shame! Learn to pose or something. Where are your friends and family in your hour of need? Learn to love yourself instead of waiting for a certain person to love you because its just making you embarras yourself.Please speak to someone!!

  12. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
    StarryEyes
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    She really is an embarrassment. I drop my head in shame and laughter when I hear about her doing some of things she does/says on twitter/etc. I’m mean this girl has ZERO self-esteem. Honey boo boo, he doesn’t want you. Please PLEASE learn that he’s just not that into you. Geez. And stop looking like a 2 dollar hooker while you are at it. You were a booty call that he also used as a phone psychiatrist. Wake up!

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    Aluna
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    OH GROSS, What is that saggy skin on her pelvic? Did she have babies or something? And why does she have so much freaking cellulite. She’s not even late 20s yet is she? Look at her knees. Is THAT all it takes to phuck a nba player?

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    Aluna
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    OH GROSS, What is that saggy skin on her pelvic? Did she have babies or something? And why does she have so much freaking cellulite. She’s not even late 20s yet is she? Look at her knees. Is THAT all it takes to phuck a nba player?

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    Nicole49
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    Shes got a big arse alright. A big FLAT bumpy arse!

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    Nicole49
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    ewwwwwwwwww her knees wtf???

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    BlackStalyun
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    I see the struggle is real, ya’ll. She looks like a younger version of the mob wife Renee Graziano. Jersey Trash! Ray J would never hit dat.

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    stepluvsjamie
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    She seriously looks like a seal that’s been storing fat all winter.

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    rio
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    Even her feet and hands are fat. I could never date a girl that reminds me of sausage. I thought she was cuter than this?

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Whole Lotta Love !
    Big squishy lumpy funbags and azz ! What’s NOT to enjoy? Body like a boy? NOPE.

    Stop sniffing the chocolate starfish of your BF and do a real woman ! lol

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Lumpy squishy goodness !

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    tank
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    she looks like a mob wife

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    Tomahawk Holmes
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    you can put lipstick on a rhinoceros but it’s still a rhinoceros

  25. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
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    This is what I get for saying I wanted to see john leguizamo dressed as Kim Kardashian…

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    des davy
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    cover your mid-section honey

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    laci b
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    squat stumpy, squishy….have you ever seen a gym?

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    jessi j
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    wow, now check out the gut on her?

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    ms.chrissy
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    agree, what a slob….i bet eating is her hobby

  30. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
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    Myla Syphyl-vag?

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    hamlett
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    I think she found elements 6-19…and ate them.

  32. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Kris Humphries Ex Girlfriend
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    myla is no kim!! she’s ugly!! tell her to get her clothe’s on and don’t show that body again wanted to throw up!

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