Kris Humphries Called Kim Kardashian Fat, Stupid

November 22nd, 2011 // 109 Comments

Let me just preface this post by saying absolutely nothing you’re about to read happened. Not a goddamn thing. Entirely horseshit. Us Weekly reports:

After lavishly tying the knot Aug. 20, Kardashian’s hubby soaked up the perks of being married to one of the most successful reality stars ever — staying out late at clubs in NYC and L.A., and demanding free bottle service and more wherever he went.
Even worse? He could be downright cruel to Kardashian, 31. “He belittled her in front of people,” one insider tells Us. “He’d call her stupid. It was truly sickening.”
The source adds that Humphries resented his wife’s fame and fortune. “He tried to control Kim by bringing her down…He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.”
He even took exception to her world-famous posterior, calling her “fat ass,” the source says.
And when Kardashian (who rarely drinks and tends to go to bed early) asked her man to skip the nights out in favor of quality time, “He would tell her she was acting like too much of a wife and ‘get over it,’” another insider says.

I don’t even want to comment on this because only a moron doesn’t see this is Kim Kardashian trying to spin her divorce from Kris Humphries. Because now all of sudden we’re supposed to believe the dude she had to marry in a billion dollar ceremony after dating him for only five hours was goddamn Ike Turner all along? Jesus Christ. Next we’ll find out Kris Humphries tried to build a bomb to blow up Superman, and then in the 1940s he systematically attempted to eradicate Europe’s Jewish population because Kim made him load the dishwasher. “Bah! This is a woman’s job. I’ll be downstairs with my furnace.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Natalie

    Humphries is an immature – over sized baby who needs to grow up – he surely acquired his dad’s machismo and has learned the hard way that it’s not about him – selfish pig!

    Haters – all you got is that kardahsians are whores?? How much money you got stupid??

    • Lolo

      I am pretty sure hookers have more money than you too, Natalie. But the fact still remains unchanged, Kimmy is an untalented fatass whore who got famous thanks to her sex tape

    • Anonymous

      What the hell has how much money we have got anything to do with Kim being a whore? She’s the one who started a career with a sextape. That’s the very definition of a whore.

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    she just doesn’t look real. Like this Humphries fellow could squish her with his foot. Which he probably should have done.

  3. StayPuft Overlord

    Kris Humphries seems like a likable guy. It seems to me that he tried to keep her grounded, but he severely underestimated her need for fame and money. And to his credit, he has not said a single bad thing about her post divorce. Meanwhile, I don’t think Kris Jenner anticipated this intense backlash and that her daughter would end up looking like a fickle bitch spitting in the face a hot topic as “equal marriage”. Not that I think they sit around discussing anything other than: make-up, how to get their faces on more media outlets, clothes, shoes, and how to get their faces on more media outlets.

  4. Securely

    seriously people leave kris H alone he is a good guy from a good family did not ask for all this drama in his life Kim leave from LA To NJ to find a man she pick out krisH poor guy did not know that is life was going be ruin he fall in love with the the bitch from hell she know kris was funny and say anything come out is mouth he is just a joker he don’t mean anything she say that what she like about him now she destroy is life she want to throw in under the bus but their is no room for kris under the bus the bitch take it all becarefull what you do payback is a bitch stop trying to destroy kris H life


  5. VampiresAreFugly

    Kim is a bitch whore — and she does have a (fake) fat ass and no talent.

    I’m embarassed to say that that I watched that Kourtney + Khloe show… a lot. I liked it. It was funny. The girls were silly and acted like sisters act. I wanted to punch that douche Scott in the face most of the time, but I also wanted to slap Kourtney for being such a moron. But, when Kim would come on, she acted like a total Kunt to everyone, other than Kanye West,

  6. Venomous

    I don’t believe this crap one bit. He seems like a nice guy even maybe too nice. She knows if the ny show doesn’t get ratings its over for her. They are editing the shit out of those shows. He should tell all as revenge and sue for slander. If the lockout ends this can effect his career also. Funny she didn’t feel this way all the time we saw them together on camera…smh

  7. What another load of horseshit from the fuckin’ Kardashians. They didn’t expect the public to call out retarded Kim and her ‘mother’ on the fake wedding and chastise them for their whore-ery, so they turn around and claim abusive behavior? Believable, only from a Kardashian. Kim probably never even fucked Kris. What bullshit…..everyone should sign the petition to get their stupid asses off TV.

  8. jennifer

    Is this a shocker to anyone, dude they were destined for disaster. Horrible acting when they went on there vacay with the fam. Its obvious they have to try real hard not to argue and bikker.

  9. nikku

    She’s not fat dumb ass hater

  10. Lyric

    “One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.”
    Well, he had that right.

  11. Jazz

    I think it’s funny Kris told Kim what most Americans think about her that she is stupid, fat, and no talent. I hope the immature people that are buying her products stop after they grow up or get a clue.

  12. Terry

    So? I call her that every time I see her. If she didn’t have a pretty face and a notorious sex tape – we never would have heard of her because other than being narcissistic slut – she’s talentless.

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    I still can’t she divorced Kris after spending millions on her wedding. I like Kim but she is a stupid cow for filing for divorce after 72 days.

  14. zodiac

    she got rich off of sucking the d, shes a hoe, that is why she has been around fucking plenty of celebrities probably, a dumb ass hoe that only gets around for her looks not a real woman shes a fake.

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