Kris Humphries Called Kim Kardashian Fat, Stupid

The Superficial / November 22, 2011

Let me just preface this post by saying absolutely nothing you’re about to read happened. Not a goddamn thing. Entirely horseshit. Us Weekly reports:

After lavishly tying the knot Aug. 20, Kardashian’s hubby soaked up the perks of being married to one of the most successful reality stars ever — staying out late at clubs in NYC and L.A., and demanding free bottle service and more wherever he went.
Even worse? He could be downright cruel to Kardashian, 31. “He belittled her in front of people,” one insider tells Us. “He’d call her stupid. It was truly sickening.”
The source adds that Humphries resented his wife’s fame and fortune. “He tried to control Kim by bringing her down…He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.”
He even took exception to her world-famous posterior, calling her “fat ass,” the source says.
And when Kardashian (who rarely drinks and tends to go to bed early) asked her man to skip the nights out in favor of quality time, “He would tell her she was acting like too much of a wife and ‘get over it,'” another insider says.

I don’t even want to comment on this because only a moron doesn’t see this is Kim Kardashian trying to spin her divorce from Kris Humphries. Because now all of sudden we’re supposed to believe the dude she had to marry in a billion dollar ceremony after dating him for only five hours was goddamn Ike Turner all along? Jesus Christ. Next we’ll find out Kris Humphries tried to build a bomb to blow up Superman, and then in the 1940s he systematically attempted to eradicate Europe’s Jewish population because Kim made him load the dishwasher. “Bah! This is a woman’s job. I’ll be downstairs with my furnace.”

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