Kris Humphries Booed At First Nets Game

December 22nd, 2011 // 57 Comments

Kris Humphries played his first game with the New Jersey Nets last night since his divorce from Kim Kardashian, and apparently Knicks fans take the sanctity of marriage very seriously – or are extremely protective of massive asses that will one day crush the earth – because they decided to boo the ever-living shit out of him the entire time he was on the court. FOX News reports:

The second Humphries took the court at Madison Square Garden in New York City to play the New York Knicks in the Nets’ final preseason game, Humphries was booed mercilessly by the Knicks crowd.
As he was each and every time he touched the ball for the full five minutes his coach had him on the floor.

Even better, insanely hot model Kate Upton was in the crowd which had to be embarrassing as fuck. I’m talking accidentally telling a beautiful woman you’re a “blogger” embarrassing, and if the two are anything alike, just assume Kris Humphries pissed himself then tried to run away only to slip and fall in said piss. I, uh, hear that happens. To other people. *kicks package of Depends under desk*

[Ed. Note: Yes, the only video is some dude filming his own television. What a marvelous modern age we live in.]

Photos: Splash News


  1. Cock Dr

    That right Kris…the stink is not coming off.
    Hope the quarter million or whatever you got paid for the dog & pony show “wedding” was worth it.

  2. EricLr

    He’s like a human Jar Jar Binks.

  3. Deacon Jones

    I’m calling it now – Kate Upton, feeling pity for him, will start “talking” to him and they’ll be fucking in 3 weeks from now.

    Want a treat? Type in “Kate Upton gifs” in Google and enjoy. Her tits are spectacular.

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    Crabby Old Guy
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    So that’s what pass as “hips” nowadays. huh?

    Pretty face – but belong the waist. meh.

  5. Venom

    I can’t believe they would pay a mediocre player like him $8 million a year. Prokhorov is an idiot.

  6. I kind of feel bad for the dude. He’s sort of a bumpkin and was in way over his head.

    • dah

      no shit – the photo above is the first time I’ve ever seen him with his mouth closed…he’s a fuckin knuckle-dragger

  7. little turtle head

    why is he the one being booed????????????

  8. Johnny P!

    Finally, some sort of a mass social backlash to anything even related in some way to the K-Klan.
    Can we look forward to a Kardashian-free Superficial by this time next year? (By May would be even better…)

    • BE

      Problem is the K-Klan will spin it as “support” that Kris made it impossible for them to stay married.

      Whereas, people are really hoping they’ll all crawl back under the rock from whence they came.

      The “spin” the K-Klan is so ridiculous it’s getting hard to fool 13 year old little girls.

  9. whatsmyface

    I almost want to feel sorry for this guy but then I remember that boys don’t have feelings so, fuck him, he’ll be fine.

  10. Clarence Beeks

    I do not think he was innocent in the K scam, but he got in way over his head.

    Did that make any sense? I am having my 1st cup of coffee, head not so clear yet.

    • Gilmore Girl

      I think he was too. I mean, the Kardashians are very cunning when it comes to their PR and making their buck. He seems a little too naive to keep up with them (no pun intended) and their scams. I feel sorry for the dude. He either knew how Kim was a truely thought he could change her, or he had no idea what he was getting into and got totally scammed. Not sure which is more sad.

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    Yeah, WTF is up with this girl’s midsection? It looks totally fuckin odd.

  12. He was married to Kim Kardashian for a whole 72 days… hasn’t he suffered enough?

  13. Wonder how many athletes auditioned for the role before they settled on this poor twit.

    • BE

      When you consider the prospective husband’s name had to have a K in it – it limits the field of bozos substantially.

      • They must have made a run at Kyle Korver then, but settled.

        So it’s not about who is screwing your daughter every night, it’s about alliteration making bouncy headlines. Dante didn’t envision a circle of hell appropriate to the mother.

  14. skunk

    the big story is the 5 minutes of playing time

  15. anonymoose

    May this be a lesson and warning to anyone who is thinking about getting involved with that K family of trolls in the future. The K’s are a toxic scourge and no good will come of associating with them.

  16. Drew

    Dear Fish,

    More Kate Upton please.


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    What the fuck is she wearing?

  18. dah

    Alrighty then – Knicks fans officially ROCK! Meanwhile, the golf fans are slobbering all over eldrick and have been…what a bunch of pussies

  19. cc

    More Kate Upton please. And a lot less of this guy.

    Her body something of a marvel.

  20. srsly

    Why did they boo him? What the hell did he do?! Last I remember Kim was the one ho initiated the fucking divorce with no warning. I’m offering slaps to the face for the people ho booed.

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    Is she a plus model? Those cutlets around her hips look appetizing.

  22. 68-Shane Sewell

    Glad NBA season is here, but man, I believe these type of distractions for the new jersey nets needs to be move on, it sucks they boo on him, but they need move on tho.

  23. Cristina

    I think I might be the only person in the world who does not find Kate Upton attractive…at all.

  24. The Royal Penis

    The crowd will boo this idiot but cheer for Obama or Bush.

    We’ve come so far.

  25. LJ

    This could work out well.

    Couldn’t Kris sue the Kardashians for defamation of character and loss of income (since this hated man will now never gat another endorsement contract). There’s got to be some ambulance chase willing to file papers against the Kardashians for $65-$79 million.

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    Ronald-Ann Smith
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  27. Mamma's Boy


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    Jimmy Stewart
    Commented on this photo:

    Hm, stick this one in a frumpy black… whatever that is, and she does not hold much appeal.

  29. forrest gump

    pssssssssst: HIS BRAINS ARE STILL AT HIGH SCHOOL, folks!!

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    Her moustache is skeeving me out.

  31. Rebele

    Oh irony rules! She divorced him because he was ‘unemployed’ and wanted to move back to Minnesota? Now he’s employed, Just across the river from NY. Had she given it, oh, 60 more days? BawhaHAHA. sUCK ON THAT KIM. All the best to Kris, You’ll come out of this just fine.

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    she gained weight over the years – matter of fact.

  33. Kate Upton Bra See Through Shirt Kris Humphries Booed
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    yeah…she’s a real porker. i wouldn’t drool all over her either! you’ve gotta be kidding me, ronald.

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    mmm nice yellow teeth!

  35. Kate Upton Bra See Through Shirt Kris Humphries Booed
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    girl, I can see your funbags through your shirt.

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    who the fuck is she?

  37. Ronnie

    Kris stay away from sick puppies which will grow up to become a sick dog without any training from her mother. Today the majority of mankind is sick and relativism is excepted and things are going from bad to worse.

  38. World Free of Kardashians

    I have to put my two cents. It is really unbelievable how much damage a bunk of cunning gypsies, the Kardashians, can do to people and society itself. Their fame, undeserved, due to a nasty porn tape done by someone well known for being a skank friend of Paris Hilton, has definitely enchanted the largest amount of the population. I think some of us, can rightfully agree that most of the population is plain stupid. It is a scientific fact!!!!!!. How in the hell, a slut has gotten away, by means of her perversion of being a human waste dump porn actress with tarnishing someone with so much talent and achievements as this kid. For those that don’t know anything about Chris Humpries, do a little bit of research, I did, and was actually surprised by his achievements. Compare that to all of the Kardashians together and tell me if the booing her is fair. Idiots, morons, those that follow the lead of the scum, the Kardashians. She even hit him on television. For those that do not know, that is domestic violence. But of course………. he is a guy, he is supposed to take the crap, right? I feel so sorry for the kid. Someone who has dedicated his life, with discipline, to keep away from drugs, who went to school, who was in the olimpics…….. how streetsmart can he be in comparison to the already “been around the block” Kim Kardashian. It also pisses me off that his parents didn’t warn him. Poor kid, he probably really believed he had won the lottery with the fucking bitch. Can’t help it but sympathize with the kid……… yes, the kid, because that is what he is. 26 years old kid in a huge body compared to the already well used Kim K, 31 years old, with a porno sucking pipi and being bathed in urine. I hate the bitch. She represents what we all don’t want our daughters to see, follow or be.

  39. Marco

    Kim Kardashian is a cmlopete fool. Why she’s surprised she’s now a blow up doll is funny. Trashy is as trashy does and she’s white trash for sure.

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